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Dear Wednesday,
Do you have any advice for the abscess I just found on the underside of my foot?
Thank you in advance,
WP
Do you have any advice for the abscess I just found on the underside of my foot?
Thank you in advance,
WP
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Dear Mr. WhirlPlaid,WhirlPlaid wrote:Dear Wednesday,
Do you have any advice for the abscess I just found on the underside of my foot?
Thank you in advance,
WP
My, that is a nasty one... well done! I would encourage you to share the abscess with all your friends, soon, if you want them to be terribly impressed by your skill. Because, yes, I've seen these before. They must be nipped in the bud, so to speak. They are impossible to eradicate using traditional medical treatments, even in the hands of the most gifted practitioner.
Fortunately, you have a friend with a guillotine. Would you like to chobble over and play?
Thank you.
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Dear Wednesday Addams,
The Château La-Strychnine Rothchild 1952 you recommended did not provide the appropriate level of asphyxiation promised on the label. I was hoping to achieve more of a robin's egg blue shade of pallor, but instead I barely reached cerulean before my heart started pumping again!
I know you often suggest a more...permanent solution to the problem, but then how will I keep up with the latest LolZombeez cartoons at www.icanhazbrainzzzzz.com?
Hee hee! Don't you want to just EAT THAT UP!?
The Château La-Strychnine Rothchild 1952 you recommended did not provide the appropriate level of asphyxiation promised on the label. I was hoping to achieve more of a robin's egg blue shade of pallor, but instead I barely reached cerulean before my heart started pumping again!
I know you often suggest a more...permanent solution to the problem, but then how will I keep up with the latest LolZombeez cartoons at www.icanhazbrainzzzzz.com?
Hee hee! Don't you want to just EAT THAT UP!?
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Dear Professor n00less cluebie,
Are you quite certain about the shade of blue? Perhaps you should have another little guzzle, and then use these images for reference.
If, indeed, the Rothschilds have led you astray, I would suggest contacting them privately. 1952 was a bit of an off year for them, after all*. And I hear they can be relied upon to compensate quite generously those with legitimate grievances.
Thank you.
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*What with two failed coups and Ghislaine joining the US Merchant Marine.
Are you quite certain about the shade of blue? Perhaps you should have another little guzzle, and then use these images for reference.
If, indeed, the Rothschilds have led you astray, I would suggest contacting them privately. 1952 was a bit of an off year for them, after all*. And I hear they can be relied upon to compensate quite generously those with legitimate grievances.
Thank you.
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*What with two failed coups and Ghislaine joining the US Merchant Marine.
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Dear Mr. Whirlplaid,
Yes, indeed, it was. An abscess like that should never go unremarked. Thank you for allowing Uncle Fester to use the footage for in his campaign advertisement. It should give his numbers quite a boost!
Grandmama assures me that you will become accustomed to the prosthetic foot in no time at all. Nonetheless, she and Mamma are whipping up a little nostrum just for you.
It smells revolting. I am envious.
Thank you.
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Yes, indeed, it was. An abscess like that should never go unremarked. Thank you for allowing Uncle Fester to use the footage for in his campaign advertisement. It should give his numbers quite a boost!
Grandmama assures me that you will become accustomed to the prosthetic foot in no time at all. Nonetheless, she and Mamma are whipping up a little nostrum just for you.
It smells revolting. I am envious.
Thank you.
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Dear Mr. Lantern,
Hello again. You truly do have a questing mind... are you sure you're not an Addams?
I have never had the pleasure of meeting Mr. sasquatch, although you are not the first person to assume that. Mamma thinks it might be because of the resemblance he bears to Cousin Itt. I don't see it, personally. No, I suspect that it is because Mr. sasquatch, perhaps unknowingly, lives his life by the Addams Credo.
In any event, I do hope he is well, but I cannot offer my personal assurance at this time.
Thank you.
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Hello again. You truly do have a questing mind... are you sure you're not an Addams?
I have never had the pleasure of meeting Mr. sasquatch, although you are not the first person to assume that. Mamma thinks it might be because of the resemblance he bears to Cousin Itt. I don't see it, personally. No, I suspect that it is because Mr. sasquatch, perhaps unknowingly, lives his life by the Addams Credo.
In any event, I do hope he is well, but I cannot offer my personal assurance at this time.
Thank you.
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SunTzu wrote:Dear Ms. Wednesday Addams,
How much trouble will I get into for hosting a Mafia game without a Mafia?
Sincerely, SunTzu
Dear Mr. SunTzu,
A lot.
Think of this as a fortunate turn of events. As with many great artists, your genius may only be fully recognized after you have shuffled off this mortal coil. I hope you receive great posthumous pleasure from your 2012 Mafia Don Lux award.
Thank you.
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Dear Mr. Lantern,Lantern wrote:Dear Wednesday,
Are you preparing for the big hurricane? Do you have any safety tips for others?
Sincerely
Lantern
My advice is to always expect the worst. You might say that I myself am therefore in a perpetual state of readiness for most natural or unnatural disasters that might befall an Addams. I will add this piece of advice... watch Mr. deez nuts carefully and emulate his every move. He has a knack for survival that would put the cockroach to shame.
You seem like a very nice man. I hope you enjoy(ed) the Big Blow.
Thank you.
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Dear Very Polite and Charming Luxers,
It was a pleasure to meet you, and I very much enjoyed our time together. I regret that I must now fully devote my time to preparations for the holiday, but hope we will meet again. Until then, Happy Luxtoberfest, Happy Halloween, and
Thank you.
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It was a pleasure to meet you, and I very much enjoyed our time together. I regret that I must now fully devote my time to preparations for the holiday, but hope we will meet again. Until then, Happy Luxtoberfest, Happy Halloween, and
Thank you.
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