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Re: Quote of the week...

Posted: Fri Feb 26, 2016 5:08 pm
by kitty on catnip
mnemosyne wrote: ▉ kitty on catnip: lol
▉ kitty on catnip: how is that treating you like shit
▉ kitty on catnip: by trying to leave
▉ kitty on catnip: lol
▉ kitty on catnip: you mean I won the game?
▉ kitty on catnip: lol
▉ kitty on catnip: fuckin GK
▉ kitty on catnip: people still whine when they get killed before a bot?
▉ kitty on catnip: and when the player that kills them wins the game?
▉ kitty on catnip: lmao
▉ kitty on catnip: so now not onyl do I have to win
▉ kitty on catnip: but
▉ kitty on catnip: I have to make everyone happy
▉ kitty on catnip: lol
Fixed your post for you tanit

Too bad the mods deleted Roy's comments so that everyone could see that nothing I said was remotely close to Roy's comments

Re: Quote of the week...

Posted: Fri Feb 26, 2016 5:09 pm
by Big Will E Style
She's talking about your meowing over me winning the week by not caring about you.

Re: Quote of the week...

Posted: Fri Feb 26, 2016 5:13 pm
by kitty on catnip
Big Will E Style wrote:She's talking about your meowing over me winning the week by not caring about you.
Ok so winning a game after killing GK first in a 5 human game is = to you raw killing the 1st ranked player 2 minutes before reset to guarantee your 1st place medals by taking 4th or better.

Nice logic, everyone.

Re: Quote of the week...

Posted: Fri Feb 26, 2016 5:13 pm
by RogueMonk
kitty on catnip wrote:Too bad the mods deleted Roy's comments
I agree. If you're going to moderate something out, it would be helpful to leave an edit explanaton.

Re: Quote of the week...

Posted: Fri Feb 26, 2016 5:15 pm
by Big Will E Style
It's here on my screen, Rogue/Kitty.

Re: Quote of the week...

Posted: Fri Feb 26, 2016 5:55 pm
by kitty on catnip
Big Will E Style wrote:It's here on my screen, Rogue/Kitty.
That's WEIRD, I thought it was missing, looked over again and still didn't see it.

Re: Quote of the week...

Posted: Fri Feb 26, 2016 6:58 pm
by RogueMonk
kitty on catnip wrote:
Big Will E Style wrote:It's here on my screen, Rogue/Kitty.
That's WEIRD, I thought it was missing, looked over again and still didn't see it.
Same.

Re: Quote of the week...

Posted: Fri Feb 26, 2016 6:59 pm
by kitty on catnip
:shock:

Re: Quote of the week...

Posted: Fri Feb 26, 2016 11:00 pm
by WhirlPlaid
Police mod here ... Can we please keep this thread for actual game chat please?

Re: Quote of the week...

Posted: Sat Feb 27, 2016 12:37 am
by dollabillz
█ kitty on catnip: GK asked me to go through 2 armies in oz in bio you know cause he wanted oz income
█ kitty on catnip: and wanted me to gtfo
█ kitty on catnip: but then I killed him first
█ TSK: That was very forward of him.
█ kitty on catnip: and Aqua and GK said I was dishonorable
█ TSK: He deserved to die.
█ TSK: They are wrong.
█ kitty on catnip: yeah
█ TSK: And Aqua is a hippie.
█ kitty on catnip: do people legitimately whine still
█ kitty on catnip: about being killed
█ kitty on catnip: in bot games
█ TSK: They whine.
█ kitty on catnip: but the thing that pissed me off the most
█ kitty on catnip: is aqua said I was playing like will
█ TSK: Illegitimately.
█ kitty on catnip: and that offended me deeply :(
█ TSK: I would have challenged him to a duel.
█ dollabillz: so a chase happened last week though?
█ dollabillz: like a classic chase?
█ TSK: Very, very cutting stuff.
█ kitty on catnip: bio chase
█ kitty on catnip: I was ahead by about 14 points
∞ dollabillz hurls ∞
█ kitty on catnip: and then I left SA for will
█ kitty on catnip: and I turtled in scand
█ kitty on catnip: and 2 minutes before reset he ate me
█ dollabillz: i don't wanna know!
█ kitty on catnip: then threw the board
█ kitty on catnip: cause if he got 4th
█ kitty on catnip: he would pass me
█ dollabillz: i did that to para once
█ dollabillz: i was in front though
█ kitty on catnip: yeah
█ dollabillz: and not quite that
█ dollabillz: he wasn't turtling
█ kitty on catnip: he basically threw the game
█ dollabillz: i just tried a kill that i wouldn't have tried in normal circumstances
█ kitty on catnip: to give me 5th
✱ para's beard was eliminated by dollabillz in round 5 ✱
█ kitty on catnip: If I knew how he played, I would have stayed guested out
█ dollabillz: ehh
█ dollabillz: it's not his fault
✱ tsk's entire face was eliminated by kitty on catnip in round 5 ✱
█ dollabillz: it's a bad ranking system for rewarding that
✱ dustin's butt was eliminated by kitty on catnip in round 5 ✱
█ kitty on catnip: meh I wouldn't have done it
█ kitty on catnip: tough luck man
█ kitty on catnip: let the fucking timer run out
█ kitty on catnip: imo
█ dollabillz: shouldn't have to be a choice, i'm saying
█ kitty on catnip: but w/e
█ dollabillz: what i'm really saying is it's dustin's fault
█ kitty on catnip: but how would you fix it
█ kitty on catnip: you know
█ dollabillz: get rid of weekly resets
█ dollabillz: first of all
█ TSK: Permaban Will.
█ TSK: And dollabillz.
█ dollabillz: ranks should be permanent things that you work to gain and hold
█ kitty on catnip: well that's what a seed is
█ dollabillz: the purpose of rankings is just to match players of the same skill together
█ kitty on catnip: sort of
█ dollabillz: lux can't support that anymore though
█ dollabillz: since lux has like 6 players
█ kitty on catnip: yeah that's true but we don't have shit fuck # of players in lux
█ dollabillz: yeah lux is a failed game whatever
█ kitty on catnip: yeah
█ TSK: Which is crazy, because it's actually a good game.
█ kitty on catnip: w/e
█ kitty on catnip: yeah
█ kitty on catnip: it's good game
█ kitty on catnip: good concept
█ kitty on catnip: but terrible management
█ dollabillz: it's easily the best RISK gameplay out there
█ dollabillz: everything else about it is fucking awful
█ TSK: :)
✱ TSK was eliminated by kitty on catnip in round 8 ✱
TSK: gg
█ dollabillz: dustin's not a developer though so whaddyagonna do
✱ kitty on catnip ran out of turn time! ✱
█ dollabillz: he's just a dude who got lucky in school and stole the right code
TSK: Oooh lala
█ dollabillz: gg
✱ dollabillz was eliminated by kitty on catnip in round 9 ✱

:smt058

Re: Quote of the week...

Posted: Sat Feb 27, 2016 12:52 am
by kitty on catnip
^^^^^^^ TL;DR LOL

Re: Quote of the week...

Posted: Sat Feb 27, 2016 1:16 am
by The Silken Knot
✱ tsk's entire face was eliminated by TSK in round 6 ✱

Re: Quote of the week...

Posted: Sat Feb 27, 2016 4:45 am
by General K
█ kitty on catnip: GK asked me to go through 2 armies in oz in bio you know cause he wanted oz income

How about you explain the true version instead:

█ kitty on catnip: After I secured easily Fe because they all left it for me, I made sure to stall my men in Oz on purpose for 5 consecutive rounds despite the fact that the 2 blocking armies were killing few rounds ago... I played dishonorably but I won. Just like BWE last week.



:?

Re: Quote of the week...

Posted: Sat Feb 27, 2016 8:58 am
by kitty on catnip
General K wrote:█ kitty on catnip: After I secured easily Fe because they all left it for me, I made sure to stall my men in Oz on purpose for 5 consecutive rounds despite the fact that the 2 blocking armies were killing few rounds ago... I played dishonorably but I won. Just like BWE last week
lol. You forget we are humans and not bots and have brains that remember things. Now you're just lying. Or you don't know what the word 'few' means, that's a possibility. But your English has always been really good so I highly doubt it. :smt018

(for the future don't ever expect me to plow through armies just so you can take your income - the obvious thing to do is to clear a path so the player can leave. Maybe it's a different style we both have but no need to lie about it)

Re: Quote of the week...

Posted: Sat Feb 27, 2016 10:07 am
by kitty on catnip
Dangerous Beans wrote:Camaro: i dunno... ever since i saw ur pic in the fourm years ago i always wanted to whoop ur ass
:smt044 :smt044 :smt044

Re: Quote of the week...

Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2016 8:10 am
by guillerme
George874: fingers went bad, Juve
█ George874: reynards disease
█ juvenal: shit
█ George874: circulation collapsed in fingertips
█ George874: that why i slo,,, in clicking
█ juvenal: that's very bad, sorry to hear that
█ George874: finger hurt on keyboard
█ Pars-Hat: hehe
█ juvenal: sex doesn't help?
█ juvenal: ;)
█ George874: only BLOW jobs help
█ juvenal: ;)
█ juvenal: i know, damn smoking fucked your health
█ guillerme: is the viagra george, dont abuse pls
█ George874: Doctor gave me cialis to open circulation
█ guillerme: hahahahaahah
█ George874: now i always have a hard on
█ guillerme: hahahahahaha
█ juvenal: LOL
█ Pars-Hat: lols
█ juvenal: ROFL
█ juvenal: ;)
█ juvenal: u are a joker
█ guillerme: make the click with the hard thing
█ George874: and i a 60 year old surveyor
█ George874: do u know what it feels like walking through the woods with a hard on

:shock:

Re: Quote of the week...

Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2016 10:43 pm
by The Silken Knot
Bum: I don't asshat!
Bum: I strategically pre-empt those who seek to oppose me.

:smt058

Re: Quote of the week...

Posted: Thu Mar 17, 2016 12:53 am
by mnemosyne
TSK: Plus, you know how I feel about men who have vast amounts of carne asada at their disposal. :smt028

Re: Quote of the week...

Posted: Thu Mar 17, 2016 12:58 am
by mnemosyne
▉ TSK: ✱ Player TSK has put kitty on catnip on ultra-megamute ✱ :smt077

Re: Quote of the week...

Posted: Thu Mar 17, 2016 8:22 pm
by RogueMonk
imapickle: im fed up of this speedy nonsense

Re: Quote of the week...

Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2016 8:00 pm
by Naraku
Hey Man: I have no idea how to logon to the forum. I've asked mods several times for my login information, but none of them have gotten the information to me yet...

:smt017 :smt018 :hmm: :llama

Re: Quote of the week...

Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2016 8:11 pm
by Llama LluxaLlot
I will post this in the mod room.

Re: Quote of the week...

Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2016 9:04 pm
by Naraku
Pars-Hat: I found a really fun boardgame that Im playing online atm, it's called Quoridor
Pars-Hat: http://www.jakedarling.com/media/quoridor-board.jpg
█ Plane crazy: why would anyone play a board game on-line?

:smt044 :smt044 :smt044

Re: Quote of the week...

Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2016 9:06 pm
by plane crazy
Plane crazy: Hey man, PM as yer trip gets closer, i will take u for a ride in my plane or a sailboat ride
█ Hey Man: You're a pilot? Me too!
█ Plane crazy: i have a 67 cessna 150
Dr.Thorvaldt: oooh nice Cessna's
█ Plane crazy: just finished the annual
█ h0b0: never would have guessed
Naraku: see PC you're already the lux pilot you could fly around the world to pick up all the luxers for the lux convention!
█ Hey Man: We finally sold ours, but we had a 72 Piper Arrow. Loved it.
█ Plane crazy: I would need the company plane
RogueMonk: Could you imagine that.....luxtoberfest tourneys.....in person!
RogueMonk: fistfights would break out
RogueMonk: but it would be aweome fun
Naraku: Dustin has a magic flying carpet around the HQ somewhere I'm sure plane crazy
█ Plane crazy: dustin should host the south pacific lux cruise for a week in the summer
RogueMonk: host and pay.....
█ Plane crazy: how to explain the the wife?
Naraku: sorry honey going to a lux convention for a few day in the south pacific seeya next week!
█ Plane crazy: honey, it's just for Luxoids
RogueMonk: lol

Re: Quote of the week...

Posted: Sun Mar 20, 2016 1:40 pm
by Naraku
✱ dustin has joined with guest only status ✱
▉ Dr.Thorvaldt: Prague beer and women
▉ Muis: lol
▉ Dr.Thorvaldt: oh dustin red button alarm worked !
▉ Muis: Dr.Thorvaldt: Who's dustin ?
▉ Dr.Thorvaldt: Who's he ?
dustin: hello
▉ Dr.Thorvaldt: hola
▉ Muis: hi
▉ Dr.Thorvaldt: Mater of the cold cellar
dustin: Hey Man: you need to create a forum account if you want one
▉ Dr.Thorvaldt: Master
dustin: ucp.php?mode=register
▉ Bum: Hi Dustin
dustin: ^^ go there and create an account named Hey Man
RogueMonk: dustin - who did I persobnally attack?
dustin: me
dustin: you created a thread with my name in the title, that had nothing to do with me except as an insult
▉ Dr.Thorvaldt: LOL
RogueMonk: dude - it was the PUB
▉ Dr.Thorvaldt: GEOFFREY
RogueMonk: it was a funny house
▉ Dr.Thorvaldt: Herr dustin
Dr.Thorvaldt: Herr Dustin>
Dr.Thorvaldt: ?
dustin: dude, maybe it was a funny house
dustin: it had nothing to do with me
RogueMonk: in the PUB
dustin: but you put my name on the title, and made it an insult
shopi: Dustin
dustin: not cool
RogueMonk: the pub has lots of silly things
Dr.Thorvaldt: what is a funny house ?
shopi: Instead of messing around with whiners
∞ Dr.Thorvaldt knws the Freudedivision ∞
∞ Dr.Thorvaldt licks der Überwhiner ∞
shopi: Give me back the registration Para stole me
Dr.Thorvaldt: lol
shopi: The one you offered me
▉ Dr.Thorvaldt: When are you in Prague belvoed He man
▉ Dr.Thorvaldt: Goat lick Again
▉ Dr.Thorvaldt: we can drink at the nightpub
▉ Muis: I miss elkaostrovsky, she always brought peace here <--------- :smt044 :smt044 :smt044 :smt044 :smt044 :smt044 :smt044
▉ Dr.Thorvaldt: Maus Panzer
RogueMonk: You know....it was in the pub....it was funny....you over reacted. You made not attempt to de-esculate. You could have PMed me and said: "Look, I'm having a rough week. Could you take that down. I fids it "not cool".
▉ Dr.Thorvaldt: whats a rough week ?
RogueMonk: find*
RogueMonk: Life is rough weeks....dr.
RogueMonk: we all have them
▉ Dr.Thorvaldt: drinking for sevendays sniffing Mdma watching B-prun ?
▉ Dr.Thorvaldt: or
▉ h0b0: lol, what is B-prun?
▉ Dr.Thorvaldt: :)
▉ Muis: sounds great
▉ Dr.Thorvaldt: it is till you stop
RogueMonk: Pub - "Lux of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish."
▉ Muis: seems like a good week
▉ Muis: only the week after that week is rough
▉ Dr.Thorvaldt: Yes Maus Panzer
▉ Hey Man: Dr. - I arrive in Vienna on 3/23 for 5 nights, and then in Prague from 3/28-4/2. Then working my way to Dusseldorf over 2 days, via Frankfurt. Then a week in Dusseldorf for a tradeshow.
▉ Dr.Thorvaldt: genau !
▉ Dr.Thorvaldt: dusseldorf is about 50 minutes from here
▉ Muis: woon je ook in limburg dan
▉ Dr.Thorvaldt: a tradeshow ? with barely naked women like on autoshows ?
▉ Dr.Thorvaldt: nee niet in Limbwabme
▉ Dr.Thorvaldt: jesos
▉ Muis: rustig he
RogueMonk: Dustin - The 4 Agreements
RogueMonk: ^^^ re-read # 3
▉ Hey Man: LOL. We can only hope! It's at the Messe in Dusseldorf.
▉ Dr.Thorvaldt: ok Maus
▉ Dr.Thorvaldt: Nacht van de Lange Messe
▉ Hey Man: What's your address, Dr? I'll stop by with a case of "bier" to share
▉ Dr.Thorvaldt: haha
▉ Dr.Thorvaldt: okay to me
▉ Dr.Thorvaldt: lol
▉ Muis: it may end romantic
▉ Dr.Thorvaldt: Hardcore Maus
▉ Hey Man: I went to the same show in 2014. Cracked me up having beers at the various booths at 9:00 in the morning...
▉ Dr.Thorvaldt: Gerald Lang ?
dustin: and did you read #1 on there rogue?
▉ Dr.Thorvaldt: w/me only knows Gerd Lange
RogueMonk: Yes. It was your post.
RogueMonk: Own up to it.
▉ Hey Man: Nope. I'm Rick.
▉ Muis: wie zn moeder
▉ Dr.Thorvaldt: Yo
∞ Dr.Thorvaldt hates number 3 ∞
dustin: you were warned rogue
▉ Hey Man: Herr - Am I OK taking Canada?
▉ Dr.Thorvaldt: Don't make consumptions
dustin: you chose to keep throwing shit around
▉ Dr.Thorvaldt: alwys ok
RogueMonk: months ago
dustin: take a month to think about it
▉ Dr.Thorvaldt: boooooooo
dustin: I'd be happy to see you back and behaving better in the future
▉ Dr.Thorvaldt: yea baby behave
▉ Muis: you really sound like a prison guard
▉ Hey Man: Me too, Rogue! (Again - Just kidding...)
RogueMonk: You made no attempt to own your own feelings of attack.
▉ Dr.Thorvaldt: oooooo baby
RogueMonk: in the PUB
dustin: my name on the thread
RogueMonk: A simple IM was all that was needed
dustin: personal
dustin: attack
▉ Hey Man: Wow!
dustin: don't make personal attacks
dustin: or you're out
▉ Dr.Thorvaldt: ?
RogueMonk: personal attack?
Muis: dustin: he learned his lesson by now
▉ h0b0: gg
RogueMonk: are you that insecure?
▉ shopi: Not sure
∞ Dr.Thorvaldt just made a personal attack ∞
dustin: it doesn't seem like he's learned any lesson from his talk here

I did a few edits to remove unrelated chat to the topic at hand. The thread that RM posted in the pub was not a personal attack imho. I thought of it more of a continuation of this Metaphor
I would really hope that cooler heads could prevail and that we can all just get along again!!! :lincoln: :scooter :ham :smt109

Re: Quote of the week...

Posted: Sun Mar 20, 2016 6:20 pm
by kitty on catnip
Naraku wrote: RogueMonk: Dustin - 4 Rules
RogueMonk: ^^^ re-read # 3
ROFLMAO

Re: Quote of the week...

Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2016 5:20 pm
by imapickle
Naraku: I'm more like Reuters

Re: Quote of the week...

Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2016 8:57 pm
by kitty on catnip
jelly: where are you from pickle?
imapickle: i am from a jar full of vinegar
RogueMonk: lol
jelly: lol

Re: Quote of the week...

Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2016 8:19 pm
by Carl Spackler
Best excuse of 2016???

▉ Carl Spackler: as a common courtesy laww/yeppers, it's not good form to tell someone how to play when they consistently score higher than you do...
✱ gypsymystyc ran out of turn time! ✱
▉ yeppers: carl.. i'm afk for emails and work calls
✱ Carl Spackler ran out of turn time! ✱
▉ yeppers: my stats.. don't show that
▉ gypsymystyc: which pretty much means stfu...cause yer perty poor at this buisness

Re: Quote of the week...

Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2016 8:54 am
by Naraku
For shame Carl that you left out some of the funniest parts of last nights chat... :lol:


Carl Spackler: Check our head to head stats Yeppers
Carl Spackler: You and Laww are my bitches
Lantern: you had a better chance of me burning in SA than white
Lantern: ty for eu
yeppers has been inactive the past 2 rounds and is now bootable ?
yeppers has exited ?
yeppers is now being controlled by a computer AI: Pixie ?
Carl Spackler: i'm locked in a death struggle with a retard
Carl Spackler: lol
AquaRegia: and you are losing
AquaRegia: lol
Lantern waits for it
Lantern: there it is
yeppers has joined
yeppers is now controlling player yeppers
Carl Spackler was eliminated by Paradigm in round 5
yeppers was eliminated by Paradigm in round 5
Carl Spackler has exited ?
silly42 has exited
Daphne has joined with guest only status
Lantern looks for Velma
Daphne looks at Lantern
Lantern: Scooby Doobie Doooo!
AquaRegia: this is why I hate this room
Daphne sings: "We need some help from you now."
Lantern: what aqua sais
Lantern: said
the Wizard of has joined
Lantern: wiz!
the Wizard of: hey lanty :)
the Wizard of: hey aqua
AquaRegia: hola wiz
the Wizard of: aloha
the Wizard of: ?
the Wizard of: aloha is hawaiian for hello/goodbye
Lantern: and hey sexy
the Wizard of: its also a near anagram of hola
Lantern glares at aqua
the Wizard of glares at his navel
the Wizard of: grrrr
Daphne glares at the Wizard of
AquaRegia: I spent 120
the Wizard of: oooo, a girl!
the Wizard of: bad wiz
Lantern: but you had over 200 more than me!
Bum has joined
Lantern: lol
Daphne says nothing about Stelee
AquaRegia: heh
the Wizard of: Stelee? the 12 year old?
the Wizard of: she hacked my computer
the Wizard of: :P
Daphne didn't realize the Wizard of was so easily hacked
the Wizard of: my password is password
Lantern: omg fake para please end this!
AquaRegia: <--- "admin"
the Wizard of: what was up with that fake para? wtf?
the Wizard of: if that person is in the room, not cool dude, not cool
Lantern didn't get any scoobie snacks so
Lantern was eliminated by Paradigm in round 19
the Wizard of: Welcome back, cotter, i mean Daphne
Daphne doesn't wanna be back
Paradigm: btw.. I'm not that para
Lantern knows
AquaRegia: we know
Lantern: <- not born yesterday
Paradigm: heheh
Lantern: for starters you have a capital P
AquaRegia: Paradigm FH Percentage: 11.61%
AquaRegia: all the proof we need
Lantern: and that is #2
AquaRegia: ;-)
Lantern: but we love ya anyway
AquaRegia: MORE than we love that other guy
AquaRegia: 'cause we don't love him anymore
the Wizard of: ok but you guys know some prick came in here a while back named PARANNOYARODEO right?
Lantern: :shock:
Paradigm: haha
Lantern still looks for Velma
the Wizard of: oh honey I look fabulous
Paradigm: so what's up with the capital p?
Daphne looks around for fruit carpaccio
Lantern: if para is anyone he is Velma not Daphne
Lantern: Velma is the smart one
the Wizard of: velma was the gay one
the Wizard of: she was!
Lantern: she was a computer geek before there were computers
the Wizard of: those characters were based on 5 colleges somewhere
the Wizard of: and velma was based on the lesbian college
Lantern: leave Velma alone!
the Wizard of: I'm not knocking velma!
Lantern: the team was NOTHING without her!
the Wizard of: hahah
the Wizard of: yeah!
Daphne: Neither me nor Velma are gonna sleep with the Wizard of though eww icky hell no!
the Wizard of every breath you take
the Wizard of every move you make

Daphne: Sting was Coldplay before Coldplay was Coldplay?
the Wizard of: hmm
the Wizard of: sting was gordon before he was sting
the Wizard of: sting is also a damned fine musicisificater
Daphne mhmms
the Wizard of: OH
the Wizard of: what song is this
the Wizard of: f
the Wizard of: nevermind i will google it
Daphne googles the Wizard of's mom
the Wizard of: go ahead, you won't find any thing
the Wizard of: my given name is sorceros
Paradigm has exited
Paradigm is now being controlled by a computer AI: Pixie
Paradigm has joined
Paradigm is now controlling player Paradigm
Daphne: This game is fun, right?
the Wizard of: yeah
the Wizard of: of course
the Wizard of: uh oh
AquaRegia: bed for me
AquaRegia: nite all
Bum: goodnight :)
the Wizard of: night
the Wizard of was eliminated by shahbi in round 7 ?
the Wizard of: gg
Paradigm: gnight
AquaRegia has exited
the Wizard of: well, at least i know my assassin will get what's coming to him
the Wizard of: ;-)
the Wizard of: A storm was heading towards the city of Quin'lat. The people sort protection within the walls, all except one man who remained outside.
the Wizard of: Kahless went to him and said "What are you doing?" "I am not afraid of the wind", he said, "I will not hide my face behind stone and mortar."
the Wizard of: "I will stand before the wind and make it respect me." Kahless honoured his choice and went inside.
the Wizard of: The next day the storm came and the man was killed. Kahless said to the people, "The wind does not respect a fool."
Daphne hands the Wizard of a single unshelled pistachio
the Wizard of: Some kind of seed, i'll wager, wot
the Wizard of eats the pistachio shell


edited out unrelated chat and still is this long... :twisted: