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*Manimal
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Post by *Manimal » Sun Apr 06, 2008 12:15 am

█ kitty on catnip: my roomates girlfriend has a beautiful orgasm
█ kitty on catnip: or orgasmic sound
█ *Manimal: lol
█ kitty on catnip: I must say
paranoiarodeo: uh ....
█ *Manimal: that is quite random, and funny.
Goten6456: sorry kitty ill leave
∞ paranoiarodeo wonders why kitty's listening to her and taking notes ∞
█ *Manimal: *roomate*
█ *Manimal: how can you not listen
█ kitty on catnip: well, the apartment walls are a bit 'thin'...
paranoiarodeo: well ...
paranoiarodeo: I kinda figured kitty would ... you know ...
█ kitty on catnip: and my headphones aren't working
█ *Manimal: yes yes
█ kitty on catnip: : (
█ *Manimal: with his history..
Goten6456: get in on the action kitty!
paranoiarodeo: get in on his "roommate's" action ...
paranoiarodeo: exactly ...
█ *Manimal: not get in ..
Goten6456: lol
paranoiarodeo: you're dragging your ass you dog ...
█ *Manimal: but get off..
█ kitty on catnip: I can kind of hear him , too
█ kitty on catnip: which is a dissapointment
paranoiarodeo: GET IN THERE AND GET HER OFF ... !!
█ *Manimal: lol
Goten6456: so go in there and shut him up
Goten6456: ok para out of my mind, NOW
█ *Manimal: LOL
█ *Manimal: get in there and shut him up ..
█ *Manimal: priceless..
∞ paranoiarodeo wonders if kitty can offer a live web radio feed ∞
∞ paranoiarodeo wants to listen ∞
█ kitty on catnip: lol
Goten6456: i second that motion?
∞ xShockandAwex can offer live music feed via aim :D

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Post by 3DA » Sun Apr 06, 2008 12:05 pm

We've all done this one:

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Connected users:
GYPCOUNT (host)
mob (player)
lll (player)
Mawnster (player)
magpie (player)
Dominator (player)
VivaLosChichos (guest)
Nimrod7 (guest only)
animechess (guest)
3DA (guest)
HOFFY13 (guest)
▉ GYPCOUNT: gl
VivaLosChichos: nooo
3DA: booo...
animechess: booooooooooooo
Nimrod7: booooooo
✱ Nimrod7 is no mere guest and is available to play in the next game ✱
Nimrod7: nm
animechess: lol

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Nice job being guested, nim! :)

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Post by nimrod7 » Sun Apr 06, 2008 12:58 pm

▉ 3DA: grreeeaahhhh..
✱ Nimrod7 was eliminated by xShockandAwex in round 8 ✱
Nimrod7: my day isn't complete until 3DA half kills me
▉ 3DA: 25 second timer.
▉ 3DA: sorry man.
Nimrod7: rofl
Nimrod7: i'm used to it
▉ 3DA: 25 goddamn second timer.
▉ xShockandAwex: sheeeoot
✱ 3DA was eliminated by magpie in round 9 ✱

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Post by VivaLosChichos » Sun Apr 06, 2008 8:03 pm

✱ Soundboy was eliminated by inma0015 in round 8 ✱
▉ Hope: sry Roundboy

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Post by GYPCOUNT » Sun Apr 06, 2008 8:13 pm

lmao roundboy

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Post by soundboy » Mon Apr 07, 2008 8:48 am

The Round is still unsure if the funny part was "ROUNDBOY", or being eliminated by inma0015 in round 8.

The Round is not amused.
(and easily confused)

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Post by nimrod7 » Mon Apr 07, 2008 5:49 pm

Max Headroom: Why play such a set game?
‹^› ‹(•¿•)› ‹^›™: because its what has been proven to be a winner
✱ Nimrod7 was eliminated by Sword of the Spirit in round 7 ✱
Nimrod7: gg
▉ xShockandAwex: theres no helping the asshatted...
Max Headroom: But isn't that boring?

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Post by VivaLosChichos » Tue Apr 08, 2008 12:29 pm

Victor Von Doom: get's boring playing arms race everygame have fun licking each others vaginas all night

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Post by VivaLosChichos » Tue Apr 08, 2008 4:44 pm

legat: I bet you draw to inside straights when there are two suited cards on the flop and neither of your hole cards is that suit
Nimrod7: good ol weaver
✱ Cortes ran out of turn time! ✱
∞ Nimrod7 likes to draw bunnies ∞
Soundboy: sweet poker insult
legat: ty sb
legat: I bet you chase a runner runner flush
legat: I bet you don't throw away trips when there is a five card ace high flush on the board
▉ VivaLosChichos: he left !
legat: oh
▉ VivaLosChichos: lol
legat: I was just getting started
▉ VivaLosChichos: haha
VanDeGriend: lol
Soundboy: i bet you use your old decks to jerk off on
Soundboy: how's that?
▉ VivaLosChichos: painful
legat: hmm come to think of it, no one should fold if there is a 5 card ace high flush on the board
Soundboy: hehe

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Post by VivaLosChichos » Tue Apr 08, 2008 8:06 pm

Eric the Great of Antarctica: red?
▉ rottenboy: dave go SA?
▉ ViVaLosChichos: oh shite
▉ ViVaLosChichos: howd he sneak in
SecondTermMistake: why didn't I get in?!?!?! ROAR!
▉ LimoDave: eu pls
▉ Saint: ill farm
▉ ViVaLosChichos: lol
Eric the Great of Antarctica: the guy is the High Commander of Assholes
✱ rottenboy ran out of turn time! ✱
∞ SecondTermMistake grumbles about shuffle under his breath ∞
▉ ViVaLosChichos: lol
Eric the Great of Antarctica: He's not just an asshat
Eric the Great of Antarctica: he is the leader

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Post by nimrod7 » Wed Apr 09, 2008 1:24 pm

Image

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Post by n00less cluebie » Wed Apr 09, 2008 1:37 pm

Nimrod7 wrote:Image
Hmmm...maybe to protect yourself from Assteroids?

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Post by Eice » Wed Apr 09, 2008 3:52 pm

n00less cluebie wrote: Hmmm...maybe to protect yourself from Assteroids?
Protection from Ass-steroids? >.>

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Post by Scad » Thu Apr 10, 2008 12:04 am

♥ Scad suicides MR. M!!!! ♥
✱ Mr. M has exited ✱
✱ rubeng is now controlling player Mr. M ✱
█ Scad: HOLY SHIT!!
█ Scad: IT WORKED!!!
rubeng: muahaha
rubeng: lol

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Post by GYPCOUNT » Thu Apr 10, 2008 10:39 am

[legat: hmm come to think of it, no one should fold if there is a 5 card ace high flush on the board



Only if there is a royal straight flush on the board. Otherwise the person with the highest card of the suit on the board wins the pot!

Silly legat is obviously just as good at poker, as he is at lux! :lol:

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Post by n00less cluebie » Thu Apr 10, 2008 11:46 am

GYPCOUNT wrote:[legat: hmm come to think of it, no one should fold if there is a 5 card ace high flush on the board



Only if there is a royal straight flush on the board. Otherwise the person with the highest card of the suit on the board wins the pot!

Silly legat is obviously just as good at poker, as he is at lux! :lol:
/me cordially invites Legat to poker night.... Bring your wallet.... Chips and beer will be provided..... :wink:

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Post by Dominator » Thu Apr 10, 2008 12:41 pm

BrianS: im going to come back with the name your but
✱ BrianS has exited ✱
✱ your but has joined ✱

Joined the game ... said nothing ... 10 min later he did this ... then was silent once again.

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Post by Shockandawe » Thu Apr 10, 2008 1:00 pm

█ AquaRegia: the murder rate in Africa is about to increase

:lol:

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Post by Shockandawe » Thu Apr 10, 2008 1:50 pm

this made me laugh

✱ BrianS has joined ✱
BrianS: hey who wants to play a gmae somwhere else
BrianS: helo
∞ xShockandAwex proudly displays his hell no we won't go t-shirt ∞
BrianS: hello
BrianS: helllo
BrianS: hellllo
BrianS: helllllo
BrianS: hellllllo
BrianS: hellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllo
xShockandAwex: *cricket* *cricket*
✱ BrianS has exited ✱

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Post by The Wontrob » Thu Apr 10, 2008 4:34 pm

No posting own jokes!

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Post by Shockandawe » Thu Apr 10, 2008 4:49 pm

I just thought the fact that he kept saying hello with the increasing amount of Ls was funny.

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Post by nimrod7 » Fri Apr 11, 2008 9:46 pm

▉ 024964225: it's like the end of the Waltons with all these greetings here

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Post by nimrod7 » Sun Apr 13, 2008 10:42 pm

▉ Wabbit of Doom: i had more then you from round one
Kain Mercenary: Don't just fucking asshat someone
▉ Wabbit of Doom: showed poor choice on your part to continue to place
Kain Mercenary: I placed first
▉ Wabbit of Doom: lol
▉ Wabbit of Doom: so
▉ Wabbit of Doom: I placed MORE

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Post by nimrod7 » Mon Apr 14, 2008 1:09 pm

▉ GYPCOUNT: i got ass^$$%ed by my dice god
xShockandAwex: sounds like u need a new god

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Post by The Wontrob » Tue Apr 15, 2008 1:34 am

The Wontrob: kitty's game is suffering... he hasnt killed murdaman yet
✱ murdaman was eliminated by kitty on catnip in round 11 ✱
✱ Frank549 was eliminated by kitty on catnip in round 11 ✱
✱ Aidan131 was eliminated by kitty on catnip in round 12 ✱
✱ Autoplay game will start in 20 seconds - 6/10 players ✱

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Post by Rated Insane » Tue Apr 15, 2008 3:35 pm

? Dan Walsh: AND U DONT EVEN HIT ME U FUCKING COCK SUCKER GET A LIFE DICK HOLE

And thats what I get when I DON'T hit him DAM! 8)

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Post by nimrod7 » Tue Apr 15, 2008 5:18 pm

Any sane person would've hit him.

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Post by Rated Insane » Tue Apr 15, 2008 6:09 pm

I have just discovered megamute

djdee: cheers
? lanceb409 has turned on guest only mode and is not available to play in games ?
? lanceb409 is no mere guest and is available to play in the next game ?
djdee: you could have killed the asshole first
? lanceb409 has turned on guest only mode and is not available to play in games ?
? lanceb409 is no mere guest and is available to play in the next game ?
? Meron: i'm sorry djdee
djdee: why kill me first
? lanceb409 has turned on guest only mode and is not available to play in games ?
? lanceb409 is no mere guest and is available to play in the next game ?
? Meron: i owe you for this
? qwert1965: becouse is an asshat.. ;)
djdee: I will have -106 for that
? lanceb409 has turned on guest only mode and is not available to play in games ?
? lanceb409 is no mere guest and is available to play in the next game ?

Lance did not like it 8)

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Post by Shockandawe » Tue Apr 15, 2008 6:12 pm

Thats what you get for bio

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Post by MaW1028 » Tue Apr 15, 2008 6:33 pm

▉ Eric the Great of Antarctica: viva
▉ Eric the Great of Antarctica: mind a friendly tip?
▉ ViVaLosChichos: sure, waht?
▉ 501st Legion: farm Na
▉ Eric the Great of Antarctica: card even when you go first
▉ ViVaLosChichos: hehe
▉ ViVaLosChichos: its worked for me before
▉ Eric the Great of Antarctica: wait until round 4 to pass if you want to get later in the cash order
✱ Daq has exited ✱
▉ ViVaLosChichos: hmm i didnt think it mattered
▉ Eric the Great of Antarctica: that way you get that cont 1 round earlier, and you have a better idea where you stand
▉ ViVaLosChichos: ahhh
▉ ViVaLosChichos: i see
▉ Eric the Great of Antarctica: because sometimes, you need the early cash
▉ Eric the Great of Antarctica: lol
▉ ViVaLosChichos: thanks
▉ ViVaLosChichos: :)
▉ ViVaLosChichos: didnt see it that was
▉ ViVaLosChichos: *way
✱ Daq has joined ✱
▉ Eric the Great of Antarctica: i did the same thing
▉ ViVaLosChichos: someone post that in quote of the week lol
▉ Eric the Great of Antarctica: hehe
✱ Soundboy ran out of turn time! ✱
▉ ViVaLosChichos: yeah still learning stuff everyday
▉ Eric the Great of Antarctica: me too
▉ 501st Legion: this has been advice with eric. tune in next time for more tips
▉ 501st Legion: lol
▉ ViVaLosChichos: <-- nooob
▉ Eric the Great of Antarctica: lol
▉ ViVaLosChichos: lol
▉ 501st Legion: farm na pls
▉ 501st Legion: sound go sa
▉ Mach: ty STM
♥ Mawnster hugs STM ♥
▉ ViVaLosChichos: ty
▉ Eric the Great of Antarctica: jyup
▉ ViVaLosChichos: i will use that advice wisely
▉ ViVaLosChichos: next time
▉ Eric the Great of Antarctica: heh
▉ 501st Legion: lol
Mawnster: procrastinators unite!!!... tomorrow

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