Photo Caption Contest

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Photo Caption Contest

Post by Andrew23 » Fri Oct 04, 2013 9:48 am

:pirate: WELCOME TO THE LUXTOBERFEST PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST! :pirate:

HOW IT WORKS:

It's really quite simple -- just come up with a fantabulous caption for the photos provided.

There are five rounds in the contest, and a new photo will be posted every four days.
(10/4, 10/8, 10/12, 10/16, 10/20.)

fter each round, a crackpot panel of judges (para, schroberts, and yours truly) will select the three best submissions and award these players points as follows:

1st place = 5 points.
2nd place = 3 points.
3rd place = 2 points.

RESULTS:

Photo 1 results:
Milltycoon – 5 POINTS - "You didn't build that!"
dollabillz – 3 POINTS - "They're called Mega Bloks, and without raising the debt ceiling we can't afford real Legooooooooo"
n00less clubie – 2 POINTS - "No B*tch! These are MY f*in' legos!"

Photo 2 results:
Drifter – 5 POINTS - "Let me get this straight... mbauer fluffs you every day?"
Plane crazy – 3 POINTS - "This is not what I had in mind when I said I wanted a 'three way.'"
Mumps - 2 POINTS - "Duck, duck, meow."

Photo 3 results:
First place (5 points) Behemoth
“The last photo was called Two Birds with Sweet Pussy on Park Bench. I'm telling you Gladys, this contest is developing a filthy theme…”
Second place (3 points) miltycoon
"Two Old Bags Carrying Two...Rather New-Looking Bags"
Third place (2 points) plane crazy
So in September, I made this map-of-the-week with an apostrophe in the name......

Photo 4 results: (identical results to photo 3)
First place (5 points) Behemoth
I've got no business holding a bat, can't they see I'm a natural catcher.
Second place (3 points) miltycoon
"Is this gonna be a 4-seam fastball or a 2-seam fastball? Damnit. I should have studied more about seams."
Third place (2 points) plane crazy
I think that last pitch was a "split-seam" fastball.

Photo 5 results:
1st – 5 points: Symbiosis: "...and though he no longer carries a lunch box, "Alf" is still Governor Christie's favorite TV show."
2nd – 3 points: Miltycoon “Unlike ALF and lunchboxes, obese children will never go out of style in America.”
3rd – 2 points n00less cluebie: "'...but then my life turned around when I received my "three wolf moon" t-shirt on the following day' -Matthew Mcconaughey"

FINAL STANDINGS:

Milltycoon – 14 POINTS
Behemoth – 10 POINTS
plane crazy – 7 POINTS
Symbiosis – 5 POINTS
Drifter – 5 POINTS
dollabillz – 3 POINTS
n00less cluebie – 4 POINTS
Mumps – 2 POINTS

CONGRATS TO MILTYCOON FOR 1ST PLACE!

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PHOTO #1

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Last edited by paranoiarodeo on Tue Oct 29, 2013 2:36 pm, edited 4 times in total.
Reason: Updated with ongoing results.

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Re: LUXTOBERFEST PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST

Post by n00less cluebie » Fri Oct 04, 2013 10:13 am

No B*tch! These are MY f*in' legos!

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Re: LUXTOBERFEST PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST

Post by WhirlPlaid » Fri Oct 04, 2013 11:01 am

Well, since our congress has shut down our government, I'd love to build lego towers with you.

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Re: LUXTOBERFEST PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST

Post by RogueMonk » Fri Oct 04, 2013 11:43 am

Does my breath smell?

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Re: LUXTOBERFEST PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST

Post by Dangerous Beans » Fri Oct 04, 2013 11:55 am

And you thought the government shutdown was scary!

edited for typo

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Re: LUXTOBERFEST PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST

Post by dollabillz » Fri Oct 04, 2013 12:01 pm

They're called Mega Bloks, and without raising the debt ceiling we can't afford real Legooooooooo

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Re: LUXTOBERFEST PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST

Post by Dangerous Beans » Fri Oct 04, 2013 12:18 pm

dollabillz wrote:They're called Mega Bloks, and without raising the debt ceiling we can't afford real Legooooooooo
(lol)

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Re: Photo Caption Contest

Post by Milltycoon » Fri Oct 04, 2013 3:24 pm

"You didn't build that!" Oh, wait, those are the Republican talking points again. I'm so used to enabling them, I, heh, forgot which side I was supposed to be on.

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Re: Photo Caption Contest

Post by jesterme » Fri Oct 04, 2013 6:52 pm

Milltycoon wrote:"You didn't build that!"
BOOM! :smt044

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Re: Photo Caption Contest

Post by Behemoth » Sat Oct 05, 2013 5:16 am

President Obama: What are you building young lady?

Girl: Not building silly! Destroying!

President Obama: Oh, I see. Well what are you destroying?

Girl: You name it. This used to be the US Treasury, see, and that pile is what's left of Healthcare Reform. You can play too, it's fun!

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Re: Photo Caption Contest

Post by Shockandawe » Sat Oct 05, 2013 11:08 pm

"Thanks Obama!"

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Re: Photo Caption Contest

Post by General K » Sun Oct 06, 2013 4:26 am

"... and then they shut down the government on me... so what do you think I should do next?"

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Re: Photo Caption Contest

Post by plane crazy » Tue Oct 08, 2013 12:47 pm

An den JayZ told Beyonce the dress she had on looked slutty, dats when Kim told J to STFU! Ain't dat cray?

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Re: Photo Caption Contest

Post by Andrew23 » Tue Oct 08, 2013 3:46 pm

Results for round one will be posted shortly.

PHOTO #2

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Re: Photo Caption Contest

Post by dollabillz » Tue Oct 08, 2013 4:26 pm

Hurry up and become foie gras already...

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Re: Photo Caption Contest

Post by General K » Tue Oct 08, 2013 4:41 pm

oh shit... I had too many drinks...

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Re: Photo Caption Contest

Post by plane crazy » Tue Oct 08, 2013 5:48 pm

This is not what I had in mind when I said I wanted a "three way".

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Re: Photo Caption Contest

Post by Symbiosis » Tue Oct 08, 2013 7:53 pm

Watch out dude, there's a cat right behind you.

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Re: Photo Caption Contest

Post by Milltycoon » Tue Oct 08, 2013 8:56 pm

Aww. You're too cute to kill us both with one stone. Aren't you? Aren't yuuuuuuu...

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Re: Photo Caption Contest

Post by Dangerous Beans » Tue Oct 08, 2013 10:57 pm

Feline hazing never looked so innocent before...

"You're the one who said you wanted to join the Big Cats Club, so go on, get it over with!"

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Re: Photo Caption Contest

Post by n00less cluebie » Tue Oct 08, 2013 11:31 pm

"Look, Donald, far be it from me to be hatin' on interracial dating, but I just don't see this ending well..."

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Re: Photo Caption Contest

Post by Mumps » Tue Oct 08, 2013 11:44 pm

Duck, duck, meow.

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Re: Photo Caption Contest

Post by bod » Wed Oct 09, 2013 1:52 pm

I said I will bite you if only this smuck will get out of the way.

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Re: Photo Caption Contest

Post by Big Will E Style » Wed Oct 09, 2013 1:57 pm

Don't worry, he's a pussy.

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Re: Photo Caption Contest

Post by Milltycoon » Wed Oct 09, 2013 8:42 pm

Big Will's and General K's are both excelllent, IMO.

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Re: Photo Caption Contest

Post by RogueMonk » Thu Oct 10, 2013 8:11 am

"Will you guys shut up."

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Re: Photo Caption Contest

Post by Behemoth » Thu Oct 10, 2013 2:52 pm

Duck 1 to Duck 2: Is it just me or is the dude in the kitten costume staring at us?

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Re: Photo Caption Contest

Post by Drifter » Thu Oct 10, 2013 11:43 pm

"Let me get this straight... mbauer fluffs you every day?"

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Re: Photo Caption Contest

Post by el toro » Fri Oct 11, 2013 2:25 pm

Drifter wrote:"Let me get this straight... mbauer fluffs you every day?"
LOL!

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Re: Photo Caption Contest

Post by Andrew23 » Sun Oct 13, 2013 2:22 pm

the judging for the 2nd photo is almost complete, and the results will be updated soon.

and now,

PHOTO 3:

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