Photo Caption Contest

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Re: Photo Caption Contest

Post by WhirlPlaid » Sun Oct 13, 2013 2:25 pm

Get that bug, squash it, grind it into a messy pulp. St00pid bug.

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Re: Photo Caption Contest

Post by bod » Sun Oct 13, 2013 3:09 pm

Carfeul when you get up, my telescopic stick collapsed last week and look what the shock did to my hair.

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Re: Photo Caption Contest

Post by n00less cluebie » Sun Oct 13, 2013 5:00 pm

"Yo bitch, How much for a 'teenth?"

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Re: Photo Caption Contest

Post by General K » Sun Oct 13, 2013 6:24 pm

"...and then I told them my name is Mumps and I am 18 years old... they believed me... what a bunch of idiots!"

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Re: Photo Caption Contest

Post by RogueMonk » Sun Oct 13, 2013 8:08 pm

"Do you have a breath mint?"

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Re: Photo Caption Contest

Post by Kjos » Sun Oct 13, 2013 10:19 pm

... and then Bush said there were weapons of mass destruction! Hahaha!

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Re: Photo Caption Contest

Post by Big Will E Style » Sun Oct 13, 2013 11:03 pm

I haven't gotten laid since the 60's!

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Re: Photo Caption Contest

Post by Mumps » Mon Oct 14, 2013 1:33 am

General K wrote:"...and then I told them my name is Mumps and I am 16 years old... they believed me... what a bunch of idiots!"
:D

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Re: Photo Caption Contest

Post by Schroberts » Mon Oct 14, 2013 9:45 am

General K wrote:"...and then I told them my name is Mumps and I am 7 years old... they believed me... what a bunch of idiots!"
:gah

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Re: Photo Caption Contest

Post by plane crazy » Mon Oct 14, 2013 1:02 pm

So in September, I made this map-of-the-week with an apostrophe in the name......

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Re: Photo Caption Contest

Post by WhirlPlaid » Mon Oct 14, 2013 3:38 pm

Schroberts wrote:
General K wrote:"...and then I told them my name is Mumps and I play from inside the womb ... they believed me... what a bunch of idiots!"
:hmm:

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Re: Photo Caption Contest

Post by Symbiosis » Mon Oct 14, 2013 6:50 pm

"I think the cyclic control of this helicopter is broken"

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Re: Photo Caption Contest

Post by Behemoth » Mon Oct 14, 2013 7:42 pm

The last photo was called Two Birds with Sweet Pussy on Park Bench. I'm telling you Gladice, this contest is developing a filthy theme.

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Re: Photo Caption Contest

Post by Milltycoon » Mon Oct 14, 2013 10:42 pm

"Two Old Bags Carrying Two...Rather New-Looking Bags"

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Re: Photo Caption Contest

Post by Symbiosis » Mon Oct 14, 2013 11:04 pm

Behemoth wrote:The last photo was called Two Birds with Sweet Pussy on Park Bench. I'm telling you Gladice, this contest is developing a filthy theme.
I thought that was the title of the current photo?

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Re: Photo Caption Contest

Post by Behemoth » Tue Oct 15, 2013 6:18 am

Symbiosis wrote:
Behemoth wrote:The last photo was called Two Birds with Sweet Pussy on Park Bench. I'm telling you Gladice, this contest is developing a filthy theme.
I thought that was the title of the current photo?
"No, you're confused, Two Birds with Sweet Pussy on Park Bench was the title of the last photo, not this one"

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Re: Photo Caption Contest

Post by Dangerous Beans » Thu Oct 17, 2013 6:04 am

""... Handses! ... Knife! ... String, or nothing. ""

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Re: Photo Caption Contest

Post by Andrew23 » Thu Oct 17, 2013 1:05 pm

judging for photo 3 is underway.

and now, to honor one of my favorite times of year,
PHOTO 4:

Image

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Re: Photo Caption Contest

Post by bod » Thu Oct 17, 2013 2:24 pm

Hmm, that hemorroid cream really did the trick, no more sensation of pressure. Now if I can just slide first we can win this.

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Re: Photo Caption Contest

Post by General K » Thu Oct 17, 2013 6:24 pm

"I hope the guy behind me didn't hear my fart"

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Re: Photo Caption Contest

Post by Milltycoon » Thu Oct 17, 2013 6:28 pm

"Is this gonna be a 4-seam fastball or a 2-seam fastball? Damnit. I should have studied more about seams."

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Re: Photo Caption Contest

Post by Symbiosis » Fri Oct 18, 2013 1:23 am

He said he was size 30, but he was 38

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Re: Photo Caption Contest

Post by Behemoth » Fri Oct 18, 2013 6:04 am

I've got no business holding a bat, can't they see I'm a natural catcher.
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Re: Photo Caption Contest

Post by RogueMonk » Fri Oct 18, 2013 8:00 am

"Meanwhile, the woman in red is keeping careful score."

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Re: Photo Caption Contest

Post by plane crazy » Fri Oct 18, 2013 12:29 pm

I think that last pitch was a "split-seam" fastball.

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Re: Photo Caption Contest

Post by Big Will E Style » Fri Oct 18, 2013 1:06 pm

"When you're sliding into first and you feel a little burst..."

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Re: Photo Caption Contest

Post by WhirlPlaid » Fri Oct 18, 2013 1:13 pm

Do these pants make my butt look fat?

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Re: Photo Caption Contest

Post by n00less cluebie » Fri Oct 18, 2013 1:51 pm

"...and as we can see, Number 38's girlfriend is a tease"

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Re: Photo Caption Contest

Post by Big Will E Style » Fri Oct 18, 2013 2:51 pm

"And once again, Madison County Prison came prepared for this year's Annual Prison Softball Tournament"

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Re: Photo Caption Contest

Post by Dangerous Beans » Sat Oct 19, 2013 5:05 am

" Eheheh... this photo will be a nice addition to our family Xmas letter, I know Orlando will love it! "

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