Photo Caption Contest

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Re: Photo Caption Contest

Post by n00less cluebie » Fri Oct 25, 2013 1:42 pm

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Drifter wrote:Looks like my work here is done. Let me know if I can cause anymore trouble...
Hmmm...not a bad caption

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Re: Photo Caption Contest

Post by Schroberts » Fri Oct 25, 2013 3:56 pm

∞ Schroberts dunks Drifter upside down in a barrel of pirate rum ∞

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Re: Photo Caption Contest

Post by Symbiosis » Fri Oct 25, 2013 5:25 pm

...and though he no longer carries a lunch box, "Alf" is still Governor Christie's favorite TV show.

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Re: Photo Caption Contest

Post by Dangerous Beans » Sun Oct 27, 2013 2:33 am

Schroberts wrote:
A It should be noted that there have been a couple submissions that I thought were really funny and voted to win, that haven't received points because apparently the other judges didn't vote on those. Just how majority works, yo.
/me is outraged no one like his lord of the rings gollum quote for the old ladies. :smt019

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Re: Photo Caption Contest

Post by Andrew23 » Tue Oct 29, 2013 11:31 am

final results will be updated soon.

many thanks to all who played, and to the judges.

here's one last one, for fun.

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Re: Photo Caption Contest

Post by n00less cluebie » Tue Oct 29, 2013 11:48 am

"Well he may not have gotten the Clean down, but he's certainly mastered the Jerk"

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Re: Photo Caption Contest

Post by WhirlPlaid » Tue Oct 29, 2013 11:59 am

Note to self: add more weight to complete barbell assisted blowjob.

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Re: Photo Caption Contest

Post by Milltycoon » Tue Oct 29, 2013 12:02 pm

"Last place. Again. Well, at least this competition validated my parking."

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Re: Photo Caption Contest

Post by Symbiosis » Tue Oct 29, 2013 12:59 pm

...

Arbeit macht frei?

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Re: Photo Caption Contest

Post by n00less cluebie » Tue Oct 29, 2013 1:10 pm

Symbiosis wrote:...

Arbeit macht frei?
Ick; I mean I GET it "Work makes you free" , but this is also the words they posted on the gates of Aushwitz where they pretended they were gonna let hard working Jews go-- instead their future was one of Zyklon B and furnaces *shudder*

Not sure you intended this

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:smt009

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Re: Photo Caption Contest

Post by Symbiosis » Tue Oct 29, 2013 1:39 pm

My acknowledgement of the poor taste of the joke is signified by the question mark

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Re: Photo Caption Contest

Post by Big Will E Style » Tue Oct 29, 2013 2:19 pm

"Quick, someone get Big Papi"!

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Re: Photo Caption Contest

Post by Dangerous Beans » Wed Oct 30, 2013 1:04 am

"I hear the ladies like a strong neck..."

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Re: Photo Caption Contest

Post by dollabillz » Wed Oct 30, 2013 1:58 am

dollabillz told me this would help me suck my own dick

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Re: Photo Caption Contest

Post by dollabillz » Thu Oct 31, 2013 2:16 pm

so did i win?

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Re: Photo Caption Contest

Post by WhirlPlaid » Thu Oct 31, 2013 2:27 pm

dollabillz wrote:so did i win?
You can't win... all you did was re-word my joke.
WhirlPlaid wrote:Note to self: add more weight to complete barbell assisted blowjob.

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Re: Photo Caption Contest

Post by dollabillz » Thu Oct 31, 2013 2:39 pm

oh shit!

i did not see that

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Re: Photo Caption Contest

Post by n00less cluebie » Thu Oct 31, 2013 2:44 pm

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dollabillz wrote:oh shit!

i did not see that
That one works better! :smt023

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Re: Photo Caption Contest

Post by paranoiarodeo » Thu Oct 31, 2013 3:10 pm

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Re: Photo Caption Contest

Post by sasquatch » Thu Oct 31, 2013 3:59 pm

"El Toro miscalculates the weight of his impressive new longhorn design."

* Contains all ingredients necessary for caption success: Lux ancient history, anthropomorphic characters and playful ribbing

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Re: Photo Caption Contest

Post by Mike » Thu Jul 10, 2014 9:43 am

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