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Post by The Silken Knot » Sat May 02, 2009 2:11 pm

... are rumored to be good for the soul. Why not?

I never believed in Santa Claus. I was just humoring my parents.

Ahhh, the sense of relief! Anyone else?

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Post by djdee » Sat May 02, 2009 2:34 pm

I never believed in God. I was just humouring my parents.

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Post by Dave980 » Sat May 02, 2009 3:03 pm

I never believed in my parents..

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Post by the tide » Sat May 02, 2009 3:05 pm

You Canadians are too funny.

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Post by beetroot » Sat May 02, 2009 3:25 pm

i dont believe in canada

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Post by The Silken Knot » Sat May 02, 2009 3:51 pm

I tend to give more credence to the opinions of anyone who puts an extra "u" in the word humoring. (I'm shallow like that.)

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Post by The Wontrob » Sat May 02, 2009 3:53 pm

I've never humoured my parents.

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Post by Blind Willie » Sat May 02, 2009 4:36 pm

I humoured your mom last night.

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Post by God » Sat May 02, 2009 6:38 pm

I never believed in djdee. I was just humouring myself.

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Post by The Universe » Sat May 02, 2009 6:56 pm

:idea:
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Post by Naraku » Sat May 02, 2009 7:19 pm

God wrote:I never believed in djdee. I was just humouring myself.
Location: I'm onmipresent for christ sakes
It's spelled Omnipresent. I guess god can be wrong after all. I never knew god was english either. It all makes so much more sense now.

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Post by Llama LluxaLlot » Sat May 02, 2009 11:11 pm

I tried to untie the Silken Knot :shock:

But I couldn't (no opposable thumbs)

So I Fliffed with Eice instead.


:shock: :shock: :shock:

My I not loose what little respect I have in the eyes of Luxtopia.

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Post by n00less cluebie » Sun May 03, 2009 10:46 am

Naraku wrote:
God wrote:I never believed in djdee. I was just humouring myself.
Location: I'm onmipresent for christ sakes
It's spelled Omnipresent. I guess god can be wrong after all. I never knew god was english either. It all makes so much more sense now.
he only claimed to my omnipresent (being everywhere) not omniscient--knowing everything or omnipotent (being able to do anything)

Come to think of it, that's close to the God I currently believe in. I believe that God is everywhere, and that God knows everything but God has limited himself in what God can do, and so is not Omnipotent. hmmmm

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Post by Eice » Sun May 03, 2009 11:05 am

Lux Llama wrote: So I Fliffed with Eice instead.
I thought we agreed not to talk about that in public :oops:
even though it was awesome =D

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Post by Llama LluxaLlot » Sun May 03, 2009 1:00 pm

Eice wrote:
Lux Llama wrote: So I Fliffed with Eice instead.
I thought we agreed not to talk about that in public :oops:
even though it was awesome =D
I WAS going to keep it just between us.......and the bio room.....and the quote of the week thread.....and the greater metropolitan area....

but this is a TRUE CONFESSION thread. By posting here it could be made into a cable reality show. That's where the real $ is.

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Post by Llama LluxaLlot » Mon May 04, 2009 12:43 am

I have decided that I do not believe in this thread.

˚Poof!˚

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Post by my wife hates me » Mon May 04, 2009 3:39 am

I don't believe in Beatles...

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Post by n00less cluebie » Mon May 04, 2009 7:17 am

this i believe

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Post by Mike » Mon May 04, 2009 8:41 am

"I believe in Coyotes and Time as an abstract..."

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Post by deez nuts » Wed May 06, 2009 12:07 am

I believe i'll have another beer

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Post by Llama LluxaLlot » Wed May 06, 2009 12:14 am

THAT I believe. But it wasn't really a confession. Just the "true" part.

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Post by Smashley » Wed May 06, 2009 12:14 am

I believe Coyote Ugly is a true story about what my future is supposed to be like.

The aussie guy is so flippin adorable.

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Post by blackj3sus » Wed May 06, 2009 12:18 am

i believe their are too many ways to do the same thing in html, xhtml, dreamweaver, photoshop, fireworks, and flash.

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Post by Odelay » Wed May 06, 2009 12:25 am

One time i got pissed at a room mate for some things I will leave out, but for revenge I knew he had to get up in the morning fairly early for a weekend, so I unscrewed the shower head face plate thing and put some bullion cubes in there and screwed it back on. He took a chicken broth shower.

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Post by Smashley » Wed May 06, 2009 12:52 am

i'll confess...that makes me hungry.

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Post by Llama LluxaLlot » Wed May 06, 2009 12:53 am

I have of my own free will watched a movie called

"amazon women in the avocado jungle of death"

and also

"Chopper Chicks in Zombie Town"

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Post by Smashley » Wed May 06, 2009 12:57 am

is Chopper Chicks in Zombie Town x-rated?

/me is aroused by the name.

Damn...another confession :smt077

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Post by deez nuts » Wed May 06, 2009 11:01 pm

TRUE CONFESSION
I a never had a mullet!

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Post by Scad » Fri May 08, 2009 12:20 pm

True confession: I did.

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Post by deez nuts » Fri May 08, 2009 3:56 pm

Got any pics ? that would be funny

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