Top 15+ Lux Excuses of All Time!

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Top 15+ Lux Excuses of All Time!

Post by mnemosyne » Thu Oct 13, 2016 12:04 am

Top 15+ Excuses of All-Time for Lux "Ooopsie" moves/moments:


15. Badenized!

14. "Allahu Akbahr [sic]" (Sheikh Djibouti aka Wizzo)

13. Just wanted to get the game moving (provided by TSK)

12. "Two half kills equal one whole kill." (George874)

11. It's all Dustin's fault.

10. Sorry, I wasn't reading chat.

9. Laaaaaaaag!

8. Sry, just needed a card.

7. OMG, I didn't see Madagascar!

6. "I wasn't trying to kill Centrico, just farm." (Lantern)

5. Sorry, was multitasking.

4. My finger slipped!

3. Diced!

2. Misclick!

and your #1 excuse of all time . . .

1. "I'm gonna gut you like a pig, boooooey" (Centrico)

Please add your favorite lux excuse below :-)

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Re: Top 15+ Lux Excuses of All Time!

Post by mnemosyne » Thu Oct 13, 2016 12:13 am

16. ▉ Benzilla: so close; Sorry TSK (Benzilla 10/13/16)

and the follow up . . .

▉ Benzilla: not a strange move requiring an excuse :P

(edited to include the follow up)
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Re: Top 15+ Lux Excuses of All Time!

Post by Centrico » Thu Oct 13, 2016 12:14 am

"I am Centrico and I approve this message."
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Re: Top 15+ Lux Excuses of All Time!

Post by mnemosyne » Thu Oct 13, 2016 12:14 am

17. I had the numbers! :panic:

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Re: Top 15+ Lux Excuses of All Time!

Post by mnemosyne » Thu Oct 13, 2016 12:37 am

▉ Centrico: on phone with lil sister (10/13/16) :curtsey

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Re: Top 15+ Lux Excuses of All Time!

Post by mnemosyne » Thu Oct 13, 2016 12:38 am

✱ TSK has been inactive the past 2 rounds and is now bootable ✱
✱ TSK has exited ✱
✱ TSK is now being controlled by a computer AI: Pixie ✱

. . . ✱ TSK was eliminated by Centrico in round 4 ✱ :smt018


giving rise to the timeless . . . "i thought you were afk" :smt077

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Re: Top 15+ Lux Excuses of All Time!

Post by GFips » Thu Oct 13, 2016 1:14 pm

1. YOU TURTLED!

█ George874: o man
█ George874: turtles
█ George874: u really should not have turtled
█ George874: always turtles fisrt

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Re: Top 15+ Lux Excuses of All Time!

Post by hoodie » Thu Oct 13, 2016 2:25 pm

it was years ago, but I remember it as clear as day
michelle wrote:brb fucking ferrets

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Re: Top 15+ Lux Excuses of All Time!

Post by mnemosyne » Thu Oct 13, 2016 9:56 pm

soma: its takes 6 cards to double cash, zman [aka red beard the killer] (10/23/2016)
∞ TSK spanks! ∞
▉ TSK: lolololol
▉ Red Beard: i know. i did it in the wrong order.
▉ Red Beard: i even pre typed that :P
soma: ooo, that's totally making the list!

:wall:

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Re: Top 15+ Lux Excuses of All Time!

Post by Bean » Sat Oct 15, 2016 2:17 pm

sorry, i'm an asshole
sorry, was reading in the other window
sorry, i just hate you and wanted to kill you

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Re: Top 15+ Lux Excuses of All Time!

Post by imapickle » Sun Oct 16, 2016 9:56 am

From a game about 6 or 7 years ago. Various excuses in this one:


geek4ever: and nothing personal black... but your right I was just getting bored...
█ spence583: im going to give this to pink sorry imapickel but your record is too goof
█ imapickle: what?
✱ spence583 ran out of turn time! ✱
█ Pinkmetal: ?
█ Pinkmetal: why?
█ spence583: i need to go
█ Pinkmetal: ok
█ spence583: games your pink

"sorry imapickel but your record is too goof" is my favourite one.

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Re: Top 15+ Lux Excuses of All Time!

Post by n00less cluebie » Sun Oct 16, 2016 4:03 pm

I think we can all agree that imapickel *IS* too goof!
:dp :dp :dp :dp :dp :dp :dp :dp

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Re: Top 15+ Lux Excuses of All Time!

Post by Symbiosis » Sun Oct 16, 2016 8:11 pm

I mean if we're being honest I don't know if anyone here is below the goof limit...

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Re: Top 15+ Lux Excuses of All Time!

Post by Centrico » Mon Oct 17, 2016 10:01 pm

mnemosyne wrote: 1. Centrico: "I'm gonna gut you like a pig, boooooey"
mnemosyne wrote:▉ Centrico: on phone with lil sister (10/13/16) :curtsey
mnemosyne wrote:✱ TSK has been inactive the past 2 rounds and is now bootable ✱
✱ TSK has exited ✱
✱ TSK is now being controlled by a computer AI: Pixie ✱

. . . ✱ TSK was eliminated by Centrico in round 4 ✱ :smt018


giving rise to the timeless . . . "i thought you were afk" :smt077
I am really starting to feel famous ;)

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Re: Top 15+ Lux Excuses of All Time!

Post by n00less cluebie » Tue Oct 18, 2016 9:17 pm

"I thought we were playing Bods first"
@Bod #WhyarentthereHashtagsor@s

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Re: Top 15+ Lux Excuses of All Time!

Post by mnemosyne » Sat Oct 22, 2016 1:07 am

Centrico: i only saw red
Centrico: don't even remember killing you

:smt013

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Re: Top 15+ Lux Excuses of All Time!

Post by mnemosyne » Sat Oct 22, 2016 1:09 am

▉ Symbiosis: I misplaced

:smt049

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Re: Top 15+ Lux Excuses of All Time!

Post by Centrico » Sat Oct 22, 2016 1:46 am

▉ soma: i might win more games if kittie didn't walk across my keyboard all the time
▉ soma: it wasn't me, it was kitty!
▉ soma: baaaad kitty

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Re: Top 15+ Lux Excuses of All Time!

Post by mnemosyne » Sun Oct 23, 2016 5:43 pm

▉ GFips: sorry needed one card

:lincoln:

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Re: Top 15+ Lux Excuses of All Time!

Post by sasquatch » Mon Oct 24, 2016 11:03 am

I remember "my cat scratched me" and "my cat jumped on the keyboard" from the very early days of Lux. Can't recall which player used that excuse continually...

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Post by Dangerous Beans » Mon Oct 24, 2016 2:49 pm

"Oops, I thought you were a bot."

and my favorite from my personal usage, "Sorry, misclicked."

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Re: Top 15+ Lux Excuses of All Time!

Post by plane crazy » Mon Oct 24, 2016 3:11 pm

PC's best excuses. if you get one of these, it's my best and it always works.

i can't eat pizza and play this game at the same time
my llama climbed on my keyboard
my mouse is fucked-up!
i need new glasses

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Re: Top 15+ Lux Excuses of All Time!

Post by Symbiosis » Mon Oct 24, 2016 4:27 pm

My go-to is "I am bad at this"

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Re: Top 15+ Lux Excuses of All Time!

Post by mnemosyne » Tue Oct 25, 2016 7:46 pm

▉ RogueMonk: forgot to card
▉ RogueMonk: lol

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Post by n00less cluebie » Tue Oct 25, 2016 8:07 pm

plane crazy wrote:PC's best excuses. if you get one of these, it's my best and it always works.

i can't eat pizza and play this game at the same time
my llama climbed on my keyboard
my mouse is fucked-up!
i need new glasses
What do you mean *your* llama :llama :llama

The thirteenth amendment declared all llamas to be free.

#CamelidLivesMatter

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Re: Top 15+ Lux Excuses of All Time!

Post by mnemosyne » Thu Oct 27, 2016 10:46 pm

a twofer thursday . . .

▉ Red Beard: sorry, not paying 100% attention.

Red Beard: bad time to lag out

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Re: Top 15+ Lux Excuses of All Time!

Post by plane crazy » Fri Oct 28, 2016 2:59 pm

Noodles, my Llama was free. Free Llama Wednesday at Walmart every September. Sorry you missed out.

:llama

No Llamas were harmed very bad during this announcment.

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Re: Top 15+ Lux Excuses of All Time!

Post by GFips » Mon Oct 31, 2016 4:45 pm

█ bean: it's not really me
█ bean: it's my ex Lover
█ bean: she sucks at this game
█ bean: i'm new
█ bean: i also cannot see very well because I have a red haze whenever i look at this map
✱ bean was eliminated by pofidik in round 9 ✱
bean: i was busy thinking of the wrong Thing

(5 points who can guess which map Bean was playing - all happened during one game ... )

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Re: Top 15+ Lux Excuses of All Time!

Post by mnemosyne » Mon Oct 31, 2016 11:25 pm

heeeeeeee's baaaaaack . . .

▉ Centrico: BAH
▉ Centrico: sorry...
▉ Centrico: battery died

:smt065

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Re: Top 15+ Lux Excuses of All Time!

Post by Centrico » Tue Nov 01, 2016 4:07 pm

mnemosyne wrote:heeeeeeee's baaaaaack . . .

▉ Centrico: BAH
▉ Centrico: sorry...
▉ Centrico: battery died

:smt065

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