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Mumps
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Post by Mumps » Sat Sep 15, 2012 4:12 am

...i am told that life is not fair to all

An apple a day ...

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The Silken Knot
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Post by The Silken Knot » Sat Sep 15, 2012 10:54 am

... is what makes our llama kebabs extra-sweet, tender and delicious.

If wishes were horses...






(surprise, a typo)
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Post by Llama LluxaLlot » Sat Sep 15, 2012 11:17 am

...They would trample you when you tried to kabob them.

If Grandma grew a beard...

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Post by Rhye » Sat Sep 15, 2012 11:30 am

... you probably wouldn't exist.

All's fair in...

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Post by Kude » Sat Sep 15, 2012 12:00 pm

Lux and war.

Don't Bite Off...

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Mumps
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Post by Mumps » Sat Sep 15, 2012 4:52 pm

...more than you can chew, you will choke.

What goes around ...

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Post by Llama LluxaLlot » Sun Sep 16, 2012 1:05 am

...can be avoided by the use of latex gloves and condoms.

Fool me once, shame on you....

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Post by The Silken Knot » Fri Oct 05, 2012 12:49 pm

... you nasty duplicitous creature.

The moment I wake up, before I put on my makeup ...

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Post by mud » Fri Oct 05, 2012 3:19 pm

...I hit the snooze button and go back to sleep.

Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never.....

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Post by JJazz » Sat Oct 06, 2012 1:14 am

told me the chocolates were rotten...

If TSK was married...

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Post by jesterme » Sat Oct 06, 2012 1:32 am

where is the bathroom?

On Wednesday, I prefer to.....

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Post by Llama LluxaLlot » Sat Oct 06, 2012 2:00 am

...Spin "I WEAR CHEESESTICK" Gangnam style all day long.

If you ask a silly question...

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Post by Rhye » Sat Oct 06, 2012 2:04 am

one or more luxers will "pfft".

You'd make a better door than...

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Post by Milltycoon » Sat Oct 06, 2012 2:43 am

(You make a better door than)...a few objects would, I suppose, but it probably cuts down on break-ins if your door is made of wood or metal.

Buy me some peanuts and crackerjacks. I don't care if I....

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JJazz
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Post by JJazz » Sat Oct 06, 2012 12:01 pm

... never get back the change...

Roses are red, Violets are blue...

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Post by Llama LluxaLlot » Sat Oct 06, 2012 1:38 pm

Nuprin is Yellow. What's it to you?

Rain, rain, go away...

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Post by Milltycoon » Sat Oct 06, 2012 1:44 pm

...which is why when people refer to the color "rose," it is red. Well, actually it is pinkish. But at least when people talk about the color violet, it is blue. Oh wait, it's actually almost universally purple and not really close to blue at all. Some poetry is written by imbeciles.

"My loneliness is killing me. I must confess--I still believe. When I'm not with you, I lose my mind. Give me a sign..."

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Post by Milltycoon » Sat Oct 06, 2012 1:47 pm

(@Llama): ...snow, snow, go away. Wind, wind, go away. All You Can Eat Shrimp Buffet, come closer.

"There's a sucker born...

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Post by Llama LluxaLlot » Sat Oct 06, 2012 2:35 pm

.... Hit me baby one more time. (so I can claim it was self defense...)


.....in a sucker factory every 10 seconds. Do not eat the "kiwi" suckers. They taste almost, but not quite, entirely unlike Kiwis.

A wise man once said...

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Post by n00less cluebie » Sat Oct 06, 2012 7:08 pm

....I WEAR CHEESE STICK!

If at first you don't succeed...

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Post by jesterme » Sun Oct 07, 2012 1:38 am

.....I WEAR CHEESESTICK.

A rose by any other name.......

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Post by Llama LluxaLlot » Sun Oct 07, 2012 4:01 pm

...Would not infringe upon the intellectual property right of the original "Rose"

Send in the clowns...

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Post by WhirlPlaid » Wed Oct 24, 2012 11:59 am

...the politicians need help.

If practice makes perfect....

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Post by n00less cluebie » Wed Oct 24, 2012 12:26 pm

.... then para has PERFECT (purrfect?) hands

ASK AND YE SHALL

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