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mbauer
Not A Truck
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 Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 8:48 am Post subject: SemiFinals Luxshoppe Tournament SASQUATCH v MY WIFE HATES ME |
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Gather round Luxtopians! It's the semi-final match of the Luxshoppe Showdown Tournament Spectacular! Whoever wins this has a chance to go on to the finals and secure the prize of Luxshoppe champion for all of 1 year! Whoever losses is doomed to be laughed at and ridiculed!
In the right corner, straight out of mountainous and wooded areas of the Pacific northwest, he likes to dine on raw fish after measuring them against his "pole!" Weighing in at just under half a ton (factoring out the 25 lbs. of fleas) is SASQUATCH!!!!!
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And in the left corner after factoring out his better half he is of indertimnate weight. A man that can usually be found in the dog house, he likes to dine on cold leftovers with a side of guilt, it's MY WIFE HATES ME!!!!
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Your starting images that must be used in whole or in part are:
The player to go first will be Sasquatch. Each of you will have THREE jabs. You have 1 day after your opponents jab to post your jab. If anyone fails to jab in the alotted time, they automatically lose. If anyone needs more time please let me know.
Sasquatch you have 1 day from right now to complete and post your first jab. If anyone needs help posting images or sharing files let me know.
LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE!!!!!!
I will now turn this over to the master ringmaster El Toro!
Last edited by hoodie on Mon Nov 12, 2007 1:05 pm; edited 2 times in total
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my wife hates me
Lux Ancient
Joined: 22 Sep 2006
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Location: I TOOK MY BED BACK
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| Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 8:55 am Post subject: |
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| Good Luck Sas! |
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moe
fnnnarrrr
Joined: 17 Nov 2004
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Location: passed out in a church parking lot
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| Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 9:05 am Post subject: |
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| getting my popcorn ready, fluffing up my pillows, this should be good! |
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The Wontrob
Ninja Doughboy
Joined: 03 Oct 2007
Posts: 2738
Location: The Pan-Holy Church, frollicking
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| Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 10:11 am Post subject: |
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| best starting images ever! (after the biologically correct monkey doll) |
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sasquatch
Semi-Holy Beast
Joined: 09 Feb 2004
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Location: mountainous & wooded areas
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| Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 11:05 am Post subject: |
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Whoa... great images to start.... apologies in advance to Mrs. Hates Me (I am sure she is a lovely woman in real life)! 
∞ Sasquatch rolls up his sleeves ∞ |
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el toro
Met Dustin
Joined: 28 Jul 2004
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Location: chi-town
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| Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 11:37 am Post subject: |
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AS RINGMASTER....
I GIVE YOU ONE MORE IMAGE.
YOU ARE WELCOME.
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moe
fnnnarrrr
Joined: 17 Nov 2004
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Location: passed out in a church parking lot
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| Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 12:58 pm Post subject: |
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| el toro wrote: | AS RINGMASTER....
I GIVE YOU ONE MORE IMAGE.
YOU ARE WELCOME.
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handsome devil |
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sasquatch
Semi-Holy Beast
Joined: 09 Feb 2004
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Location: mountainous & wooded areas
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| Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2007 1:52 am Post subject: |
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Without further delay... my first jab!
(I feel soooooo dirty!)
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my wife hates me
Lux Ancient
Joined: 22 Sep 2006
Posts: 2556
Location: I TOOK MY BED BACK
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| Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2007 7:38 am Post subject: |
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WOW! I guess it's easy to see why Dustin came home with me!
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Mike
Lux Townie
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Location: Georgia
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| Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2007 9:05 am Post subject: |
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Nice work Sas - but the clear lack of 'sh*tache' is going to be a hinderence i think...  |
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3DA
Luxtopian
Joined: 08 Sep 2007
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| Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2007 10:16 am Post subject: |
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| I do like the Black Pope wall decoration. |
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el toro
Met Dustin
Joined: 28 Jul 2004
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Location: chi-town
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| Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2007 11:34 am Post subject: |
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BROTHER SAS COMES OUT OF THE GATE LIKE
A HOT FURRY FUNKY HUNK OF WUB.
LOOKS LIKE MYHM HAS HIS WORK CUT OUT FOR HIM. |
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Red Beard
Mr. Dice Voodoo
Joined: 17 Feb 2006
Posts: 679
Location: on the playground is where i spent most of my days, chillin' all nice and relaxing all cool and
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| Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2007 7:20 am Post subject: |
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No kidding 3DA. Hey sas, does that come in magenta? I hear GK, could use a new clock.
hardy har har. duhhh dump ching! |
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my wife hates me
Lux Ancient
Joined: 22 Sep 2006
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Location: I TOOK MY BED BACK
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| Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2007 3:31 pm Post subject: |
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| jab tomorrow, takin the youngins to get candy fer their ol man!!! |
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jOnNiE
Lux Hasselhoff
Joined: 11 Dec 2004
Posts: 4857
Location: in the bottom of the bottle
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| Posted: Thu Nov 01, 2007 3:19 pm Post subject: |
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| Hey Blind Willie!! Knit me a pair of those ball and bologna warmers. It's gonna get cold soon. |
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sasquatch
Semi-Holy Beast
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| Posted: Thu Nov 01, 2007 3:43 pm Post subject: |
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Jonnie,
Once you get it, you have to sew it to the outside of your pants to gain maximum respect.
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jOnNiE
Lux Hasselhoff
Joined: 11 Dec 2004
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Location: in the bottom of the bottle
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| Posted: Thu Nov 01, 2007 4:39 pm Post subject: |
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| respect?? I don't care about that, I got freezing junk man! |
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my wife hates me
Lux Ancient
Joined: 22 Sep 2006
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Location: I TOOK MY BED BACK
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| Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 4:02 am Post subject: |
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Damn! The holiday season is already here?!?!
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moe
fnnnarrrr
Joined: 17 Nov 2004
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Location: passed out in a church parking lot
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| Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 7:38 am Post subject: |
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| my wife hates me wrote: | Damn! The holiday season is already here?!?!
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i just want to sincerely thank you for keeping me out of that picture.
owe you one. |
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sasquatch
Semi-Holy Beast
Joined: 09 Feb 2004
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| Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 10:17 am Post subject: |
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Cool!... but how can I be an action figure without kung fu grip?  |
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sasquatch
Semi-Holy Beast
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| Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 7:22 pm Post subject: |
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Introducing...
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my wife hates me
Lux Ancient
Joined: 22 Sep 2006
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Location: I TOOK MY BED BACK
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| Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 7:31 pm Post subject: |
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| WOW, The headaches almost gone! |
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RandomGuy
Lux Addict
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Location: Central American Jungle
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| Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 8:54 pm Post subject: |
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| Lux Strong is a nice touch |
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pls
Lux Eldest
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Posts: 1926
Location: In my second childhood
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| Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 10:02 pm Post subject: |
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Safe for children and ...
Yeah, I want some, too! |
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Drifter
Lux Moderator
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Location: Somewhere between Toad Suck and Skunk Hollow... look it up, I dare ya...
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| Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 10:30 pm Post subject: |
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| Suddenly I understand what Austin Powers felt like when he found out Dr. Evil was his brother. |
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SunTzu
Lux Cartographer
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el toro
Met Dustin
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| Posted: Sat Nov 03, 2007 4:50 pm Post subject: |
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IT IS A BATTLE OF THE LATE NITE ADS, FOLKS.
WHO WILL BE THE FIRST TO WORK RON POPEIL IN TO A JAB?
DON'T ANSWER YET.... THERE IS STILL MORE TO COME!
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sasquatch
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el toro
Met Dustin
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| Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2007 10:06 pm Post subject: |
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my wife hates me, SEEMS TO BE DOWN FOR THE COUNT!
HE HAS 24 HOURS TO RESPOND OR I WILL DECLARE A TKO. |
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The Wontrob
Ninja Doughboy
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Location: The Pan-Holy Church, frollicking
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| Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2007 12:14 am Post subject: |
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no MWHM! everybody hates a premature finish....
(ba dum crash) |
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