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my wife hates me
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Poor, poor, Drifter, I had no idea what the Semi's made you go through to join thier little sorority!
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sasquatch
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What you see there is not an initiation ritual. It is, in fact, the pickle exorcism that we performed on Brother Drifter after he was nocturnally abducted by the Anti-holies. The tabasco is used to purify the pickle after it has been removed, the lube was for my chafing athlete's foot and Preach and Toro are well known for their flamboyant outfits (what's a brother to do?). We knew we were successful from the look of peace which settled upon the duck's angelic face. You'll note the emu in the background which was also exorcised earlier in the day from a demonic pickle entity. The Antis are ruthless, inhuman abhoritions... and they are well known LIARS!
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mbauer
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el toro
Met Dustin
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| Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 2:49 pm Post subject: |
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i love that joke!
Please fig-give me!
oh man, i'm a funny guy |
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SnyperEye
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| Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 9:31 pm Post subject: |
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LMAO!!!!
Drifter never even seen it coming. |
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SnyperEye
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| Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 9:33 pm Post subject: |
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Pulled straight from the Semi-Holy's mouth |
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Drifter
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| Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 10:25 pm Post subject: |
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| my wife hates me wrote: | Poor, poor, Drifter, I had no idea what the Semi's made you go through to join thier little sorority!
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No, no, no, it is all a lie! You well know how the anti-holies fabricate stories for their own advancement. The figs were merely rubbed, I made sure there were plenty to spare well in advanced.
You you outta hear about the anti-holy induction and the size of the pickles they use. Precious told me how SnyperPie could not get out of bed for days after he was inducted...  |
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el toro
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| Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 6:05 am Post subject: |
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WOW FOLKS!
This battle has grown to epic levels
as MB digs deep and hits the semi-holy beast hard.
With just one more jab to go can Sasquatch
rally?!?!? OR will he have to wear the avatar of shame?!?!
STAY TUNED!!!!!!!!!! |
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mbauer
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| Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 8:06 am Post subject: |
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| Drifter wrote: |
The figs were merely rubbed, I made sure there were plenty to spare well in advanced.
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Nice try, but that would be the neo-classical method. Preach himself said that you semi-holies have remained loyal to the traditional Orthodox ways, which, as everyone knows, involves fig insertion!
And what's worse! Do you know what happens to the figs after they are...uhmm...expelled? Well, that's the familiar bitter taste in Torstar's Cheesebeer!!!! |
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michelle
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Location: With mb, sas & Aqua at dustin's luxurious retirement village for ex-mods
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| Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 9:21 am Post subject: |
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| wow who's the cute guy holding the duck |
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SnyperEye
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| Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 10:14 am Post subject: |
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| michelle wrote: | | wow who's the cute guy holding the duck |
<>SnyperEye takes of his shirt and booty dances for Michelle in attempts to lure Michelle away from Drifter<> |
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sasquatch
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| Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 11:12 am Post subject: |
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| SnyperEye wrote: |
Pulled straight from the Semi-Holy's mouth |
This ancient thread clearly shows that MB was once one of us! He was the best damn duck fluffer we ever had... it's sad to see dimentia take hold of such a talented, young man.
Many people are now asking what really happened on August 10, 2005. Stay tuned for the truth!
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michelle
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| Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 11:22 am Post subject: |
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| SnyperEye wrote: | | michelle wrote: | | wow who's the cute guy holding the duck |
<>SnyperEye takes of his shirt and booty dances for Michelle in attempts to lure Michelle away from Drifter<> |
ahh that explains it the pictures I have seen before werent of his face
edited because of miscoded smileys 
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Drifter
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| Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 6:33 pm Post subject: |
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∞ Drifter pushes SnyperEye out of the way ∞
Hey there sugah... |
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michelle
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| Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 7:31 pm Post subject: |
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| is that a duck or are you happy to see me |
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SnyperEye
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| Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 10:00 pm Post subject: |
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| Its a Duck. |
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Drifter
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| Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 10:34 pm Post subject: |
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∞ Drifter muzzles SnyperEye ∞
I'm always happy to see you darlin. Wanna go for a pony ride? |
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SnyperEye
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| Posted: Sun Nov 18, 2007 1:08 am Post subject: |
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This has gone far enough....
You give Drifter a pony and now he gets rid of all the show girls for this crap.
Vegas will never be the same...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTrgh0vELEo |
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KingPatrick
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| Posted: Sun Nov 18, 2007 4:03 am Post subject: |
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THAT WAS Drifter's pony!!! Oh MAN! I can't believe you exploited her, drifter, just like you did with the Girl Scouts when you were a troop leader. SAME thing. AND FOR WHAT???? GAMBLING MONEY. Every time.
Some people never change. |
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sasquatch
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| Posted: Sun Nov 18, 2007 2:18 pm Post subject: |
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Brothers & Sisters of Luxtopia, let's get aboard the way back machine and take a peek at an actual photo from the day that the Anti-holy Cult of Lux was imasculated by the Semi-holy Church on the Hex Battlefield (click on image for the truth about dill)....
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Preacherman
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| Posted: Sun Nov 18, 2007 3:04 pm Post subject: |
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It's...it's genius, pure genius 
It's funny because it's true... |
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Drifter
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| Posted: Sun Nov 18, 2007 4:39 pm Post subject: |
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That is hilarious Sasquatch! Nice job! McQueen was smiling on you and your powers of Adobe.
And KP, I do not gamble at all. They were show girls, not Girl Scouts. And those were pony costumes in a show somewhere other than Vegas, not real ponies. Family friendly Vegas ended when they tried to lower the legal drinking age to 12. Sheeze, st00pid SnyperPie and his lies as always. |
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el toro
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| Posted: Sun Nov 18, 2007 7:54 pm Post subject: |
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BY THE BEARD OF LINCOLN!
Sasquatch shifts his mac in to overdrive!
Just look at the feast of color, humor and divine inspiration!
MBauer has his work cut out for him here folks!
But then mb is no slouch in the ways of Adobe!
Just one more jab left in what has truly been
a battle of the masters!
STAY TUNED FOLKS!!!!! |
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Precious
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Drifter
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| Posted: Sun Nov 18, 2007 10:46 pm Post subject: |
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| --<Precious>- wrote: | | My hubby may wear a pickle suit for a living but he sure has some moves. |
Wow Snypie, that is a great rendition on the white boy shuffle. I'm... um... impressed. |
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mbauer
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| Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2007 3:16 pm Post subject: |
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While we all know what happened on Aug 10, 2005, not many know what happened on Aug 09. Good thing Angel Quasar snuck into their dungeon to document their evil semi-holy cheating ways!
SIC SEMPER TYRANIS!!!!
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Scad
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| Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2007 4:55 pm Post subject: |
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| Eice, you did it. You immediately gained a slot in posterity: Lee in the final jab of the finals of Luxshoppe. |
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Mike
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| Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2007 5:38 pm Post subject: |
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| Great MB - the only thing missing is the injection of Pickles with CHeesebeer. |
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3DA
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| Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2007 5:55 pm Post subject: |
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| Those are some frightening waterfowl. |
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el toro
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| Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2007 7:49 pm Post subject: |
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DING DING DING!
AND WITH A MIGHTY SWEEP OF HIS MOUSE
MB TWEAKS HISTORY AND TWEAKS THE NOSE
OF THE SEMI-HOLY CHURCH!
Well fought battle boys.
I have to say I am glad the winner
will be decided by Lord Quasar and
not me. It will be a very close call.
IT IS ALL UP TO DUSTIN NOW! |
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