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helen Big Papa Slux

Joined: 29 Apr 2007 Posts: 241 Location: brooklyn
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Posted: Sun Nov 18, 2007 9:38 pm Post subject: freaking analogies |
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Helen: Eice: anti, semi, omni Eice: left, middle, right
█ Helen: that isnt analogous
I feel kinda bad, I was playing a game and both type and think slow so I couldn't give my reasons. Now that it's here .. here ..
Starting with the easy one, just to make sure we're on the same page: left, middle, and right. For illustrative purposes, this is pretty linear, and can be read as something like -x (left), 0 (middle), x (right) on a graph. It's nice and symmetrical. And there's a bunch of implications if you play around with it, I'll just point out -x+x=0, as in they cancel each other out, and that there is exactly the same amount of space between -x and 0 as 0 and x.
Now for the dictionary:
Anti means against, or diametrically opposed*
Semi means half
Omni means all
Let's begin with semi, easy enough, it means half. Using the left, middle, right idea, I can't help but think you think semi means neutral. Actually, now that I just wrote the definition, half, I think I'd see what you mean. But it's not like both half this and half that, it's more like just half this. If you were to stick the prefix on any word, you would mean half or somewhatish of whatever that word is and nothing else. In other words, there's a bias toward that word.
It would look like -x, (1/2)x, x.
There's 3 times more space between -x and (1/2)x then (1/2x) and x. So there goes your symmetry.
And that's my beef here with the word semi.
Moving along, I think it's safe to say that Anti and Omni are not opposites. Not only that, but the words, together, makes the equation non-linear (it'd be a pickle to figure out how they actually relate to each other).
And that is why they aren't analogous.
Here's an accurate parallel using Anti:
Anti; objective, neutral, or unbiased; and pro.
Because each given the same amount of weight (Anti + pro) = objective, neutral, or biased
Come to think of it, I can also say (Anti + pro) = ambivalent
... but that would be opening another can of worms .
* I'm avoiding using the definition "diametrically opposed" because that's what the topic coincidently happens to be based on and could confuse things. |
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sasquatch Semi-Holy Beast

Joined: 09 Feb 2004 Posts: 2473 Location: mountainous & wooded areas
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Posted: Sun Nov 18, 2007 9:50 pm Post subject: |
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I believe Jesus finds me ridiculously funny. |
Jesus has a great sense of humor which he obviously inherited from his father (The Creator of the "pull my finger" gag)....
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Lantern Lux Moderator


Joined: 06 Jul 2007 Posts: 3608 Location: Baking kiwi pie!
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Posted: Sun Nov 18, 2007 9:50 pm Post subject: |
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Helen is a wise sage. As she was there during the beginning of the Omni's it would be great to have Helen on the advisory board. Her education and knowledge would be used to dispel false statements and teach only the truth.

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Drifter Lux Moderator


Joined: 20 Nov 2005 Posts: 6629 Location: An undisclosed location... for reasons of security, and therefore... insecurity...
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Posted: Sun Nov 18, 2007 10:31 pm Post subject: |
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I would like to take this time to praise the Semi-Holy profit Steve McQueen for making my brothers aware of my abduction by the Omni-Holies. And I would also like to praise Lincoln for blessing the plan my brothers set into action, Operation: Quackdown. What I can tell you of the events, the concept involved sending in a commando unit of Ninja Ducks to free me from my Omni-Holy incarceration. The plan was executed with such accuracy to detail I am sure the Omnies have no clue yet that I am even free. The rest is filed away as top secret, so I could tell you, but I would have to bore you to death.
Let this be a lesson to the young Omni-Holies, as well as st00pid mbauer and the Anti-Holies, do not mess with the Ninja Ducks...
I know it was hard for my brothers to stay quiet so the plan would be a success, but they were there for me in my time of need, and I thank them. |
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Eice Frozen One

Joined: 17 Nov 2005 Posts: 757 Location: In The Omni-Holy Church of Lux
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Posted: Sun Nov 18, 2007 11:06 pm Post subject: |
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Eice chuckles to himself quietly...
Drifter, you have missed the real plan...
You see, we stuck a kiwi in your pocket while you were in captivity, and while you may think that was a dumb thing to do, it will surely fill the air around you with the scent of kiwi... the true holy fruit!
The kiwi is surely stuck to your pocket now as we know you wear size 1/2 in male, but even if it is not then the scent is surely in place.
So go on fellow Drifter, let the holy scent of kiwi fill the air!
All shall "repent" and let go of their anti and semi bindings when the scent of kiwi enters their lungs! |
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KingPatrick Alpha Male

Joined: 30 Sep 2005 Posts: 1308 Location: Near Orlando, Florida
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Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 1:23 am Post subject: |
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| Black Pope wrote: | | I believe Jesus finds me ridiculously funny. |
I believe so, too. But nothing you can do about that. Hang in there!  |
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KingPatrick Alpha Male

Joined: 30 Sep 2005 Posts: 1308 Location: Near Orlando, Florida
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Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 1:28 am Post subject: |
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| Drifter wrote: | ...And I would also like to praise Lincoln for blessing the plan my brothers set into action, Operation: Quackdown. What I can tell you of the events, the concept involved sending in a commando unit of Ninja Ducks to free me from my Omni-Holy incarceration. The plan was executed with such accuracy to detail I am sure the Omnies have no clue yet that I am even free. The rest is filed away as top secret, so I could tell you, but I would have to bore you to death.
I know it was hard for my brothers to stay quiet so the plan would be a success, but they were there for me in my time of need, and I thank them. |
We're just glad to have you back, man.
But you smell a little like kiwi, even after the deprogramming. |
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SunTzu Lux Cartographer

Joined: 14 Jan 2006 Posts: 1579 Location: Maryland
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Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 9:36 am Post subject: |
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Lincoln beat Robert E. Lee.
Booth beat Lincoln.
Therefore:
Anti-Holy > Semi-Holy > Omni-Holy |
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sasquatch Semi-Holy Beast

Joined: 09 Feb 2004 Posts: 2473 Location: mountainous & wooded areas
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Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 10:43 am Post subject: |
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| SunTzu wrote: | Lincoln beat Robert E. Lee.
Booth beat Lincoln.
Therefore:
Anti-Holy > Semi-Holy > Omni-Holy |
Correction: Booth Asshatted Lincoln (and paid the price days later). His last words of "Useless, useless" clearly tell us he regretted his foolish ways.
Sic Semper Asshattis!
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mbauer Not A Truck

Joined: 28 Jun 2004 Posts: 3930 Location: Tallahassee
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Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 10:51 am Post subject: |
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| sasquatch wrote: |
Correction: Booth Asshatted Lincoln (and paid the price days later). His last words of "Useless, useless" clearly tell us he regretted his foolish ways.
Sic Semper Asshattis!
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It's not an asshat move if he won.
Robert E Lee is an over-rated hack. Lincoln is a tyrant. There is only one who speaks the truth!
Follow me all you troubled teens! I know the way to truth!
Sic Semper Tyranis!
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Mike Lux Townie

Joined: 28 Jun 2004 Posts: 5613 Location: Alabama
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Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 2:42 pm Post subject: |
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| mbauer wrote: |
It's not an asshat move if he won.
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Normally this is not funny - but in context, it is hillarious!
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Scad Lux Elder

Joined: 13 Aug 2006 Posts: 2521 Location: Walking through the woods on a snowy evening
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Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 3:11 pm Post subject: |
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I feel obliged to note that Grant, not Lincoln, beat Lee... but if we take that into account, we have a fair view of the various church policies:
Semi's act through intermediaries, being politicians and not warriors.
Anti's act behind the scenes, employing surprise and a lone man rather than political power.
Omni's just go out and kick people's ass with soldiers.
Honestly, I can't wait for the next duel of the churches... |
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my wife hates me Lux Elder

Joined: 22 Sep 2006 Posts: 2664 Location: I TOOK MY BED BACK
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Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 3:33 pm Post subject: |
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Eice, this is another attempt by the Semi's and Anti's to hold their monopoly on "religous" affairs. Being that both faiths are represented in the mod squad, they are neglecting the separation of church and state. Battle on brotha! And I WUB kiwis!!!
Long live the General Lee, a much better car then the st00pid Lincoln!!! |
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Eice Frozen One

Joined: 17 Nov 2005 Posts: 757 Location: In The Omni-Holy Church of Lux
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Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 3:35 pm Post subject: |
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Ah, but you miss the key element fellow Scad!
While we may employ many soldiers to fight for what is truly holy, we still act politically, secretively, and... soldierly.....
We will not be obvious in our actions, but you will know when you've been omni-ized!
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Eice Frozen One

Joined: 17 Nov 2005 Posts: 757 Location: In The Omni-Holy Church of Lux
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Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 3:37 pm Post subject: |
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| my wife hates me wrote: | Eice, this is another attempt by the Semi's and Anti's to hold their monopoly on "religous" affairs. Being that both faiths are represented in the mod squad, they are neglecting the separation of church and state. Battle on brotha! And I WUB kiwis!!!
Long live the General Lee, a much better car then the st00pid Lincoln!!! |
Yes MWHM!
You should repeat the symbol with us and become on with the omnis!
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Repeat the symbol, and help us in the fight for all that is truly holy!
LONG LIVE THE OMNI-HOLY CHURCH OF LUX!!! |
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moe fnnnarrrr

Joined: 17 Nov 2004 Posts: 1316 Location: passed out in a church parking lot
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Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 3:49 pm Post subject: |
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am i missing something here?
http://poorhamster.ytmnd.com/
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KingPatrick Alpha Male

Joined: 30 Sep 2005 Posts: 1308 Location: Near Orlando, Florida
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Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 4:55 pm Post subject: |
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Yes, apparently. |
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Mike Lux Townie

Joined: 28 Jun 2004 Posts: 5613 Location: Alabama
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Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 5:33 pm Post subject: |
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| my wife hates me wrote: | Eice, this is another attempt by the Semi's and Anti's to hold their monopoly on "religous" affairs. Being that both faiths are represented in the mod squad, they are neglecting the separation of church and state. Battle on brotha! And I WUB kiwis!!!
Long live the General Lee, a much better car then the st00pid Lincoln!!! |
MWHM - you are confused... The anti Holy church is not against anything - with the lone exception being the Semi-Holy Church. |
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KingPatrick Alpha Male

Joined: 30 Sep 2005 Posts: 1308 Location: Near Orlando, Florida
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Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 5:42 pm Post subject: |
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| Totally confused. Because the SEMI-Holies are only PARTIALLY against. |
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Kurtz Mouth of Madness

Joined: 18 Jul 2005 Posts: 2573 Location: Where the sheep have no name...
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Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 5:46 pm Post subject: |
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| SunTzu wrote: | Lincoln beat Robert E. Lee.
Booth beat Lincoln.
Therefore:
Anti-Holy > Semi-Holy > Omni-Holy |
Booth died at the age of 37
Lincoln died at the age of 56
Lee died at the age of 63
ergo
Omni > Semi > Anti
but in lieu of organized idolatry...offerings of YooHoo and Cheese Nips may be given up to SexyKurtzMan  |
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Eice Frozen One

Joined: 17 Nov 2005 Posts: 757 Location: In The Omni-Holy Church of Lux
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Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 5:54 pm Post subject: |
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| Kurtz wrote: | | SunTzu wrote: | Lincoln beat Robert E. Lee.
Booth beat Lincoln.
Therefore:
Anti-Holy > Semi-Holy > Omni-Holy |
Booth died at the age of 37
Lincoln died at the age of 56
Lee died at the age of 63
ergo
Omni > Semi > Anti
but in lieu of organized idolatry...offerings of YooHoo and Cheese Nips may be given up to SexyKurtzMan  |
Thank you for those words of support fellow Kurtz!
Eice offers Kurtz YooHoo, Cheese Nips, and of course a basket of Kiwi!
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smedz Lux Scotsman

Joined: 29 Mar 2005 Posts: 3330 Location: Glasgow
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Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 7:08 pm Post subject: |
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| Black Pope wrote: | I can honestly say this is the most confused I've been in my time here...lol...NO clue who is serious and who is kidding.
All I know is, if we've gotten to the point where joking about the semi and anti holies can't be laughed at, it's time for me to go.
So, in the meantime, let me just say this:
WORSHIP REAPER. |
I hope you said your prayers before bed John Boy |
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Eice Frozen One

Joined: 17 Nov 2005 Posts: 757 Location: In The Omni-Holy Church of Lux
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Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 7:20 pm Post subject: |
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All who wish to enter this place now... LOOK, AND BE CONVERTED TO THE OMNI-HOLY WAYS!
Picture of holy water kiwi brought to you by fellow Omni MWHM
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my wife hates me Lux Elder

Joined: 22 Sep 2006 Posts: 2664 Location: I TOOK MY BED BACK
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Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 7:23 pm Post subject: |
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so clean, so refreshing, so mmmm mmmm good!!!
and less than 1/2 the calories of the leading semi/anti brand fruit snacks!!!
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KingPatrick Alpha Male

Joined: 30 Sep 2005 Posts: 1308 Location: Near Orlando, Florida
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Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 7:50 pm Post subject: |
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Let's not forget that the Omnis were started by a couple of "nuts."
Even their logo seems to be PROUD of that.
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my wife hates me Lux Elder

Joined: 22 Sep 2006 Posts: 2664 Location: I TOOK MY BED BACK
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Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 8:03 pm Post subject: |
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| KingPatrick wrote: | Let's not forget that the Omnis were started by a couple of "nuts."
Even their logo seems to be PROUD of that.
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Yeah, cuz the semis and antis are full of upstanding, ivy league, productive members of society!!!

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dustin Lux Admin


Joined: 15 May 2003 Posts: 9123 Location: Vancouver
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Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 8:14 pm Post subject: |
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Doves are beautiful.
Kiwis are delicious.
Robert E. Lee is....... uh... ... an odd choice......
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KingPatrick Alpha Male

Joined: 30 Sep 2005 Posts: 1308 Location: Near Orlando, Florida
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Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 8:54 pm Post subject: |
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I say, LET them think Scad is a "profit."
If that's what they want to believe.
But don't believe the lies. Kiwis are bitter.
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Eice Frozen One

Joined: 17 Nov 2005 Posts: 757 Location: In The Omni-Holy Church of Lux
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Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 9:08 pm Post subject: |
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| dustin wrote: | §
Doves are beautiful.
Kiwis are delicious.
Robert E. Lee is....... uh... ... an odd choice......
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Well done fellow Dustin!
You have taken the first steps to the true church Lux!
We fully welcome you to our church and all of it's kiwi-holy-ness!
Eice gives Dustin a basket of kiwi |
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Robert E. Lee Lux Newbie

Joined: 19 Nov 2007 Posts: 4
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Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 9:30 pm Post subject: |
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I must say General Robert E. Lee
is pleased to see so many young men
holding his kiwis with such fondness. |
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