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Sue · Lux Newbie Joined: 23 Oct 2009 Posts: 45

You might want to make it clear that you're quoting your sister-in-law, lol!

Nimrod7 · Posted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 8:58 am Post subject:

A conversation between my Sister-in-law and nephew:

Isaac was holding his Thomas book and just told me, "Mommy, you know what the whistle says when it gets broken?" "What Isaac?" and in his best whistle sound he said, "it says, Craaaaap"

Nimrod7 · Posted: Sat Nov 21, 2009 4:48 pm Post subject:

Becky set out 2 marshmellows- 1 for each boy. She was confused when Isaac said that Noah didn't get a marshmellow. "Isaac, I said you could only have one marshmellow." "I did only have one marshmellow...I just ate one twice."

my wife hates me · Posted: Mon Nov 23, 2009 1:00 am Post subject:

The art of potty training

Me: Evan, do you need to try to go pee?
Evan: Umm, no thanks Daddy, I already peed in your bed...

my wife hates me · Posted: Mon Nov 23, 2009 1:01 am Post subject:

The art of potty training (part 2)

"Daddy, I think I'm going to poop in the toilet! Naw, it was just an air poop..."

n00less cluebie · Posted: Mon Nov 23, 2009 7:43 am Post subject:

Nimrod7 · Posted: Thu Dec 03, 2009 12:22 pm Post subject:

Apparently Isaac has an imaginary friend named Jacob....unfortunately he doesn't understand the limitations of imaginary friends. He just tried to hand "Jacob" a toy and said, "arrg, Jacob- you dropped it!"

THE J-Dude · Posted: Thu Dec 03, 2009 6:02 pm Post subject:

LOL Nim!!! heh Fuuunnnny!

djdee · Posted: Thu Dec 03, 2009 6:10 pm Post subject:

Is Isaac a clown in training?

Nah he can't be e sounds like a genius.

Enzo1997 · Posted: Sat Dec 05, 2009 1:36 pm Post subject:

Nimrod7 · Posted: Sat Dec 05, 2009 5:22 pm Post subject:

My sister-in-law said in a frustrated voice, "Isaac, stop with the whiney, whine, whine whine!"....and he said, "but Mommy- you like to drink wine."

Enzo1997 · Posted: Sat Dec 05, 2009 5:27 pm Post subject:

GIVE ME MORE

THE J-Dude · Posted: Sat Dec 05, 2009 9:43 pm Post subject:

...eh... This is one I got a recording on my phone of... He's 2 3/4 years old...
While playing his brother's leapfrog and losing... "I so stupid, I no win" *He throws leapfrog at ground* "Frikin' game! I so stupid, this FRIKIN' GAME!" Shocked

er... now that I listen to the recording he also yells ""Im frikin' tired of it doin' dis'!"

n00less cluebie · Posted: Sat Dec 05, 2009 11:00 pm Post subject:

Nimrod7 · Posted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 7:29 am Post subject:

My sister-in-law was talking to her three year old son.

"Isaac- you remember that God sent Jesus to us at Christmas time." "yes Mommy...and then Jesus sent Santa Clause....I saw that on Dora the Explorer."

Drifter · Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2009 9:14 pm Post subject:

A brief conversation between my friend's daughters...

Maci -"Do you think cows know about the whole us eating them thing?"

Abi "No, or they would run away!"

n00less cluebie · Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2009 11:03 pm Post subject:

THE J-Dude · Posted: Wed Dec 16, 2009 4:48 pm Post subject:

^^ You mean I Can't!?! WAAAAAAAH!!!!!!

Nimrod7 · Posted: Tue Jan 19, 2010 9:58 pm Post subject:

Dinnertime: "Isaac- PLEASE eat some more" "But Mommy, I'm sooo tired" "Fine Isaac- just take 3 more bites."

Bedtime: "Goodnight Isaac" "But Mommy, I can't sleep, I'm so hungry." "Isaac, I told you to eat more dinner." "But you told me to only take 3 more bites- I needed more than that."

Nimrod7 · Posted: Fri Jan 22, 2010 3:38 pm Post subject:

Good ol' Isaac is at it again. "Mom, can you come upstairs...I need your help getting this lipstick off me."

Wabbit of Doom · Lux Newbie Joined: 08 Aug 2007 Posts: 399

John was inapropriately talking about Lady Gaga in front of Grace. He was saying she was really a man and I told him to just drop it before the questions came. So he looked at Grace and in a Mr. Rogers tone of voice he said, "Grace sometimes men dress up as women." She said, "Oh I know I have seen them at Wal-Mart."

Nimrod7 · Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 4:42 am Post subject:

Isaac got his 4 year old shots at the doctors today. When he came home he was helping his father with the dishes and put the dirty sponge up to his face. His father said to him, "Isaac that is dirty- you don't put that on your face- it could make you sick." He looked at him and said, "Well, its a good thing I got my shots today!"

Llux Llama · Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 10:28 am Post subject:

Heehee hee

I love this thread!

Wabbit of Doom · Lux Newbie Joined: 08 Aug 2007 Posts: 399

Grace told me she was learning about similes metaphors and onomatopoeias in science at school. I said, "Really? In science?" She said "Oh wait no. We are learning them in social studies." Shocked

Nimrod7 · Posted: Fri Mar 12, 2010 3:49 pm Post subject:

From Isaac's mom: Now that it is getting nice, I wanted to talk with Isaac about rules for playing outside. I said, "Isaac, are you allowed to play with just anyone?" "No" "Correct- What do we call people that we don't know?" Isaac said, "We could call them Frank." hmm...going to have to work on the stranger danger concept!

Wabbit of Doom · Lux Newbie Joined: 08 Aug 2007 Posts: 399

I was terribly sick yesterday and most of the day today. I was in my bedroom with the door closed. When I creeped out of my room I saw this on the door...

Llux Llama · Posted: Sun Mar 14, 2010 12:25 am Post subject:

Your child has a bright future with the CDC! Laughing

Nimrod7 · Posted: Sun Mar 14, 2010 7:51 am Post subject:

That's fantastic.

djdee · Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 4:38 am Post subject:

This thread should be published as a book, Isaac and Grace would make a fortune.

Wabbit of Doom · Lux Newbie Joined: 08 Aug 2007 Posts: 399

I told Grace we had company coming over and to please put some soap in the bathroom soap dish. After they were here I went to the bathroom and this is what I saw..

I had though a BAR of soap but.. it was soap!