| View previous topic :: View next topic |
| Author |
Message |
n00less cluebie
Lux N00b
Joined: 06 Jan 2008
Posts: 7154
Location: At the Official Clown Reference Librarian Desk--'All the answers you weren't looking for.'
|
|
| Back to top |
|
 |
paranoiarodeo
Lux Moderator
Joined: 17 Jul 2005
Posts: 8241
Location: Perched Upon the Eternal Throne of Lobotomia
|
 Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2012 10:42 pm Post subject: |
 |
|
A week or two before they made the mistake of offering me his mod stick?
(Official Clown Reference Librarian, my ass!) |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
n00less cluebie
Lux N00b
Joined: 06 Jan 2008
Posts: 7154
Location: At the Official Clown Reference Librarian Desk--'All the answers you weren't looking for.'
|
| Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2012 10:55 pm Post subject: |
|
|
* shrug * As I was on hiatus, the Lux Universe officially didn't exist for those months. As I am the Official Clown Reference Librarian this means that nothing officially happened and so I demand a recreation of all events that "supposedly" occurred during my absence!
Chop Chop! |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
paranoiarodeo
Lux Moderator
Joined: 17 Jul 2005
Posts: 8241
Location: Perched Upon the Eternal Throne of Lobotomia
|
| Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 3:25 am Post subject: |
|
|
Some old asian lady supposedly drove her car through the wall of Mazza's brand spankin' new garage. Insurance supposedly covered all the repairs, although they didn't pay for all the innocent beer bottles that were supposedly smashed, and tragically mourned as collateral damage. Mazza was supposedly so shocked and dismayed by the incident that he couldn't sleep, and spent countless wee hours honing his castle map skills in preparation for this year's tournament. His team supposedly won too, although most people believe that Mazza's practice was worthless, and that his decision to conscript yours truly was the ultimate coup de grace in favor of Bane. Supposedly, there's gonna be a Bane family celebration in Vegas this summer, but no photographs will be released to the public.
(Supposedly.) |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
Enokrad
Dark Spawn
Joined: 23 Aug 2007
Posts: 3296
Location: New York
|
| Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 6:04 am Post subject: |
|
|
| paranoiarodeo wrote: | | Some old asian lady supposedly drove her car through the wall of Mazza's brand spankin' new garage...... beer bottles that were supposedly smashed, and tragically mourned as collateral damage. |
That explains a lot about mazza's improvement in this year's tourney. |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
paranoiarodeo
Lux Moderator
Joined: 17 Jul 2005
Posts: 8241
Location: Perched Upon the Eternal Throne of Lobotomia
|
| Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 4:38 pm Post subject: |
|
|
| Enokrad wrote: | | That explains a lot about mazza's improvement in this year's tourney. |
He tried saving the beer, supposedly, by licking it off the floor.
(He gave up when the glass shards kept getting stuck in his tongue. Wimp.) |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
mazza
Lux Sugar Daddy
Joined: 26 Nov 2007
Posts: 2693
Location: BANEVILLE, Adelaide, Australia;
|
| Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 7:24 pm Post subject: |
|
|
| paranoiarodeo wrote: | Some old asian lady supposedly drove her car through the wall of Mazza's brand spankin' new garage. Insurance supposedly covered all the repairs, although they didn't pay for all the innocent beer bottles that were supposedly smashed, and tragically mourned as collateral damage. Mazza was supposedly so shocked and dismayed by the incident that he couldn't sleep, and spent countless wee hours honing his castle map skills in preparation for this year's tournament. His team supposedly won too, although most people believe that Mazza's practice was worthless, and that his decision to conscript yours truly was the ultimate coup de grace in favor of Bane. Supposedly, there's gonna be a Bane family celebration in Vegas this summer, but no photographs will be released to the public.
(Supposedly.) |
Yes, this is true, and maybe i need to explain 1 thing that will, frankly, make you all understand. Adelaide, South Australia, is a lil like Michigan, as both cities (If Seinfeld is correct) actually give you 10cents for every empty bottle or aluminium drinking can that you return to the recycling centre. I had an extraordinary amount of beer bottles RIGHT in the path of the stupid Asian Lady's car's path as she hit my Garage. Needless to say, the $35K damages to the garage pale into insignificance when you can see i lost prolly $150 worth of recycable bottles........sure, i did lick the beer that escaped onto the floor, but if you count the "roughage" that i had to consume along with licking the beer (dust, nails, insects), well, the whole act of saving the beer actually cost me another $40 as i had to purchase another box of beer to get that terrible taste out of my mouth.
This, in 1 way or another, definetly contributed to BANE winning the castle tourney this yr........
AND YES, there will be a BANE family celelbration in Vegas this yr.......with a Village People theme, just so that our joint MVP's , Naraku and Para , can dress up like a construction worker and an Indain......like they promised me on day 1 of the tourney....there will be no need for family pictures, as CNN have been hired to cover the whole event.....
Last edited by mazza on Fri Feb 10, 2012 7:27 pm; edited 1 time in total |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
Schroberts
Lux Moderator
Joined: 02 Oct 2010
Posts: 710
Location: Chicago
|
| Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2012 1:32 am Post subject: |
|
|
Seinfeld is correct... 10 cents a bottle here! Drink up!
P.S. Which member of the Village People does that make me?  |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
mazza
Lux Sugar Daddy
Joined: 26 Nov 2007
Posts: 2693
Location: BANEVILLE, Adelaide, Australia;
|
| Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2012 3:25 am Post subject: |
|
|
| the manager? |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
The Silken Knot
Lux Tiki Drinker
Joined: 22 Jun 2008
Posts: 3939
Location: Feeding delicious dandelions to lluscious Llamas
|
| Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2012 10:07 am Post subject: |
|
|
∞ TSK votes for Biker Schro, Sailor Sammy and Cowboy Mazza. If she gets a vote... ∞
Edited to add Deep Blue's Cop. How could I forget!
Last edited by The Silken Knot on Sat Feb 11, 2012 1:43 pm; edited 1 time in total |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
Big Will E Style
RAW Dogger
Joined: 24 Oct 2006
Posts: 2506
Location: Orange County, California
|
| Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2012 12:45 pm Post subject: |
|
|
| Michigan ain't no city Mazza! |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
paranoiarodeo
Lux Moderator
Joined: 17 Jul 2005
Posts: 8241
Location: Perched Upon the Eternal Throne of Lobotomia
|
| Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2012 12:56 pm Post subject: |
|
|
And Australia ain't no country either.
(Once a penal colony, always a penal colony!) |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
The Silken Knot
Lux Tiki Drinker
Joined: 22 Jun 2008
Posts: 3939
Location: Feeding delicious dandelions to lluscious Llamas
|
| Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2012 1:41 pm Post subject: |
|
|
Wait... Lantern was a MOD?!?
 |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
paranoiarodeo
Lux Moderator
Joined: 17 Jul 2005
Posts: 8241
Location: Perched Upon the Eternal Throne of Lobotomia
|
| Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2012 4:50 pm Post subject: |
|
|
| The Silken Knot wrote: | | Wait... Lantern was a MOD?!? |
(Supposedly.) |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
mazza
Lux Sugar Daddy
Joined: 26 Nov 2007
Posts: 2693
Location: BANEVILLE, Adelaide, Australia;
|
| Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2012 4:53 pm Post subject: |
|
|
| paranoiarodeo wrote: | And Australia ain't no country either.
(Once a penal colony, always a penal colony!) |
you Yankees quickly forget that your country was a dumping ground for those British loonies long before they sailed a ship into our land.....by mistake of course...... |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
paranoiarodeo
Lux Moderator
Joined: 17 Jul 2005
Posts: 8241
Location: Perched Upon the Eternal Throne of Lobotomia
|
| Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2012 4:55 pm Post subject: |
|
|
I thought we Americans were all beautiful, intelligent, wise, but spiritually persecuted noblemen?!
(Canada got stuck with all the crazies and rouges, right?) |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
mazza
Lux Sugar Daddy
Joined: 26 Nov 2007
Posts: 2693
Location: BANEVILLE, Adelaide, Australia;
|
| Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2012 6:53 pm Post subject: |
|
|
| keep dreaming baby, and keep those rose-coloured glasses on as long as you need em...... |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
Nimrod7
Lux Moderator
Joined: 12 Apr 2007
Posts: 9464
Location: Under the big top
|
| Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2012 7:29 pm Post subject: |
|
|
| Well it is almost Valentine's Day... |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
paranoiarodeo
Lux Moderator
Joined: 17 Jul 2005
Posts: 8241
Location: Perched Upon the Eternal Throne of Lobotomia
|
| Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2012 7:29 pm Post subject: |
|
|
| ∞ paranoiarodeo bats his eyelashes at Mazza ∞ |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
Lantern
Lux Moderator
Joined: 06 Jul 2007
Posts: 3620
Location: Baking kiwi pie!
|
| Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2012 8:38 am Post subject: Re: Breaking news |
|
|
WhaT???
I got kicked off the mod squad????? |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
n00less cluebie
Lux N00b
Joined: 06 Jan 2008
Posts: 7154
Location: At the Official Clown Reference Librarian Desk--'All the answers you weren't looking for.'
|
| Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2012 9:45 am Post subject: Re: Breaking news |
|
|
| Lantern wrote: |
WhaT???
I got kicked off the mod squad????? |
It has come to my attention that often one's inflection and intention become occluded within posts made on the Interwebz. I was not intending to indicate incredulousness at the removal of Lantern from the Mod squad but rather was inquiring as to the date of the aforementioned occurance and to the indignity that I did not receive an invitation to the mass-celebration that must have occurred in re: that blessèd moment which could only have been eclipsed by the departure of non-prodigal Mod NN-wherethefuckdidyoudisappeartoGrim.
I apologize for any confusion my earlier posts may have engendered, and let my herewith conclude by stating: "That's so gay"
That is all |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
paranoiarodeo
Lux Moderator
Joined: 17 Jul 2005
Posts: 8241
Location: Perched Upon the Eternal Throne of Lobotomia
|
| Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2012 2:52 pm Post subject: |
|
|
| ∞ paranoiarodeo suspends cloobie three days for creating a negative environment by simply mentioning Grim's name ∞ |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
Llux Llama
Llux Amucks
Joined: 06 Oct 2007
Posts: 5082
Location: Llustrious Order of the Lluminated Llama Mango Groves
|
| Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2012 3:46 pm Post subject: |
|
|
para with a small p also stopped hosting for months due to technical difficulties. Did you know that, reference clowny boy, did ya?
I just now looked and saw his shiny names all over the hosting board.
Yays! 
I took an unplanned hiatus during your hiatus for technical difficulties. Technically, I have been having difficulties.
WHERE HAVE YOU PEOPLE AND HAZZAN CLOWNS AND CATS AND KNOTS AND SUPER HEROS AND THINGS PUT MY SHINNIES? (breathe, Llama Breathe. Happy place. Happy place. )
  |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
jesterme
Lux Jester
Joined: 29 Oct 2009
Posts: 2652
|
| Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2012 5:34 pm Post subject: |
|
|
| Coulrophobia had a few rooms up that para managed while technical difficulties were causing problems. |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
n00less cluebie
Lux N00b
Joined: 06 Jan 2008
Posts: 7154
Location: At the Official Clown Reference Librarian Desk--'All the answers you weren't looking for.'
|
| Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2012 6:01 pm Post subject: |
|
|
| paranoiarodeo wrote: | | ∞ paranoiarodeo suspends cloobie three days for creating a negative environment by simply mentioning Grim's name ∞ |
∞ n00less cluebie ups the ban to a week by pointing out that Dustin ACTUALLY thought having NN-OMGWTF as a mod was a BETTER idea than issueing paranormalratio a MOD-icepick ∞ |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
Nimrod7
Lux Moderator
Joined: 12 Apr 2007
Posts: 9464
Location: Under the big top
|
| Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2012 6:56 pm Post subject: |
|
|
| Zing! |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
paranoiarodeo
Lux Moderator
Joined: 17 Jul 2005
Posts: 8241
Location: Perched Upon the Eternal Throne of Lobotomia
|
| Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2012 7:12 pm Post subject: |
|
|
∞ paranoiarodeo suspends Nimmy six hours 'cause he forget that no one asked for a clown's opinion ∞
(Grim was picked before Nimmy and mazza too? Yikes.) |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
mazza
Lux Sugar Daddy
Joined: 26 Nov 2007
Posts: 2693
Location: BANEVILLE, Adelaide, Australia;
|
| Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2012 1:32 am Post subject: |
|
|
AND, we were both picked before YOU????
|
|
| Back to top |
|
|
WhirlPlaid
Lux Pacifist
Joined: 30 Aug 2007
Posts: 2431
Location: Waiting for a Cube Wars game.
|
| Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2012 11:43 am Post subject: |
|
|
Seeing how little I do around here... I am amazed that I am higher up on the pecking order than para....
Hey para... go get me a nice Guinness and hand shell me a few pistachios. |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
n00less cluebie
Lux N00b
Joined: 06 Jan 2008
Posts: 7154
Location: At the Official Clown Reference Librarian Desk--'All the answers you weren't looking for.'
|
| Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2012 1:34 pm Post subject: |
|
|
| WhirlPlaid wrote: | Seeing how little I do around here... I am amazed that I am higher up on the pecking order than para....
Hey para... go get me a nice Guinness and hand shell me a few pistachios. |
Who let Whirl live past the first round???? 
∞ n00less cluebie votes we lynch Whirlplaid for the dirty yakuza he is ∞ |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
|
