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n00less cluebie · Posted: Mon May 07, 2012 10:48 am Post subject: Llux Llimericks

To hell with haiku
let your inner demons loose
and let's have some fun:

There once was a Llama from Llux
Who left us alone, oh darn shucks!
But her health turned around, and at last she's been found
in the forums, back here with us schmucks

jesterme · Lux Jester Joined: 29 Oct 2009 Posts: 2624

Why doesn't the 3rd line, the one ending with a word beginning with "F", rhyme with Llux, shucks, and schmucks? Couldn't think of one?!

WhirlPlaid · Posted: Mon May 07, 2012 11:10 am Post subject:

Limericks are:

A
A
BB
A

There once was a silly jester,
his open sores did fester,
they scared girls away, no one would play,
with a silly puss covered molester.

(oh man, that was right off the cuff but it sure came out rather brutal).

Very Happy

jesterme · Lux Jester Joined: 29 Oct 2009 Posts: 2624

Obscene...

I didn't know what a Limerick was. I was just curious whether or not nudeless knew a word that started with "F" and rhymed with Llux, shucks, or schmucks....

n00less cluebie · Posted: Wed May 09, 2012 11:30 am Post subject:

Jesterme riddled me where the crux--
was to rhyme with an "f" and an "ux"
'bucks' with a 'b' and 'ducks' with a 'd'
With an 'f? Why of course: "Firetrucks!"

Llux Llama · Posted: Wed May 16, 2012 3:14 am Post subject:

Firetrucks are what I follow
When faced with threats (usually hollow)
Of grills and kabobbing
By self proclaimed "RAW KING"
Wet wool is lousy to swallow.