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gfips
Fantastic LuX
Joined: 07 Aug 2009
Posts: 323
Location: Bavaria
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 Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2012 5:47 pm Post subject: N00 - hurry up with your video tutorial :-) |
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after he/she 3/4 killed two players with each 4 cards and gave the game from a great position away:
GFips: why feed all the cards to the others?
█ the Wizard of: besides, that's ridiculous
█ the Wizard of: there's no way to know how many cards someone else has
█ the Wizard of: haha
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Crawford
Lux Newbie
Joined: 10 Dec 2007
Posts: 126
Location: San Luis Obispo, CA
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| Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2012 12:48 am Post subject: haha beet had to bounce |
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█ beetroot: lol
✱ Crawford ran out of turn time! ✱
█ beetroot: oh
█ Crawford: just let me hold russia for one turn
█ beetroot: my baby woke up
█ beetroot: peace fuckers
█ Crawford: so i can hold russia for another turn
✱ beetroot has exited ✱
✱ beetroot is now being controlled by a computer AI: Pixie ✱
█ Golightly: lol
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The Silken Knot
Lux Bartendress
Joined: 22 Jun 2008
Posts: 3874
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| Posted: Sat Jul 07, 2012 8:42 am Post subject: |
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✱ charlo314 has joined ✱
TSK: Hello, charlo314
✱ charlo314 has exited ✱
▉ General K: he didn't like your greeting
▉ General K: it was rough
∞ TSK checks her breath ∞
TSK: Uh oh
▉ General K: CNN live report: charlo314 was found dead in front of his laptop, being the 1st online victim of bad breath
▉ Meron: lol
TSK: lol!
glu: HEHEHE |
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plane crazy
Lux Corporate Pilot
Joined: 20 May 2010
Posts: 206
Location: Plane crazy is where you want to be.
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| Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2012 11:33 am Post subject: |
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| █ TsiRig: i had to look at my pussycat so i missed the chance to strike black |
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jesterme
Lux Jester
Joined: 29 Oct 2009
Posts: 2623
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| Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2012 10:08 pm Post subject: |
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| ▉ RogueMonk: I would have one that last one, if I didn't get killed first. |
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jesterme
Lux Jester
Joined: 29 Oct 2009
Posts: 2623
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| Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2012 10:32 pm Post subject: |
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✱ Rhye ran out of turn time! ✱
▉ jesterme: ohno, Rhye was thinking
▉ Rhye: Actually Rhye was peeing |
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paranoiarodeo
Lux Moderator
Joined: 17 Jul 2005
Posts: 8178
Location: Perched Upon the Eternal Throne of Lobotomia
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| Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2012 6:15 am Post subject: |
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paranoiarodeo: Good to see Rome marathons just like biodeux ...
paranoiarodeo: Except you get an extra 15m of "fun" ...
▉ Mushy Peas: yeah
▉ Mushy Peas: that's exactly what it is |
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AquaRegia
Lux Ambassador
Joined: 01 Jan 2005
Posts: 3456
Location: With mb, sas, mich, Pman, BP, hoodie & TSK at dustin's luxurious retirement village for ex-mods
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| Posted: Sat Jul 21, 2012 9:44 pm Post subject: |
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Saturday, July 21, 2012:
▉ Cortes: sa, oz and ussr pls
▉ Cortes: make this a quick game
▉ Cortes: eu pls
▉ Cortes: kamakazy
▉ Cortes: can you burn scan eu af and f/e pls
▉ Cortes: also rome
▉ Cortes: can i have canada
▉ Cortes: ?
▉ Cortes: oz pls
▉ Cortes: can everyone burn oz and let me take it uncontested pls
▉ Cortes: ok
▉ Cortes: f/e pls
▉ Cortes: this gamne isnt the same when i'm drunk
▉ Cortes: what are you all playing at?
▉ Cortes: who are you?
▉ Cortes: kylewa875
▉ Cortes: i havre to copy and paste your name
∞ AquaRegia slides Cortes another drink ∞
▉ Cortes: NEVER
▉ Cortes: go out with people 1o years younge tthan you]\
▉ Cortes: they vant hold their drink
▉ Cortes: manchester we dont have any virgins left here
▉ Mumps: lol cortes
▉ Cortes: ya thst was a good wrong window quote
▉ Cortes: should be a forun for them]
▉ Cortes: this is useless
▉ Cortes: stop drewaing me intpo conberation i canr see to type
▉ Cortes: aaaargggh
▉ Cortes: the worst one yet
▉ Cortes: ffs
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guillerme
Lux Butcher
Joined: 02 Sep 2009
Posts: 240
Location: Buenos Aires, Argentina.
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| Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2012 6:57 pm Post subject: |
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Larsy lived in Buenos Aires a time ago...
█ Sergio el Capo: its really nice
█ Larsy: patagonia is wonderful
█ Sergio el Capo: you know larsy?
█ Larsy: yes, I lived in buenos aires for a year
█ Sergio el Capo: where larsy
█ Sergio el Capo: in wich city
█ Larsy: san miguel, it's like 30min from downtown buenos aires
█ Sergio el Capo: i know san miguel
█ Sergio el Capo: great ass there
█ 3DA: I love that you're thinking of the neighborhoods in terms of how hot the women are there.
█ 3DA: that's right thinking. |
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AquaRegia
Lux Ambassador
Joined: 01 Jan 2005
Posts: 3456
Location: With mb, sas, mich, Pman, BP, hoodie & TSK at dustin's luxurious retirement village for ex-mods
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| Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2012 11:24 am Post subject: |
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▉ Kick Ass: I want sa
AquaRegia: I want a pony
royalion: I want sex
▉ Kick Ass: are you 6 and a girl
▉ Kick Ass: that was for the pony comment
AquaRegia: I hoped so
royalion: lol
▉ Kick Ass: grreat timeing
▉ Dangerous Beans: lol |
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paranoiarodeo
Lux Moderator
Joined: 17 Jul 2005
Posts: 8178
Location: Perched Upon the Eternal Throne of Lobotomia
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| Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2012 4:57 pm Post subject: |
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General K: WHAT A PATHETIC PLAY
General K: PLAYING FOR A LAME 2ND PLACE YOU FUCK?
General K: YOU ARE THE LAMEST CHEAPIEST PLAYER IN LUX
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Behemoth
Lux Flyweight
Joined: 29 Mar 2009
Posts: 1219
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| Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2012 2:40 am Post subject: |
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▉ Erik the Viking: gg
▉ Mushy Peas: Unless your strategy is to kill the better players so you have a chance, it was turd on a stick
▉ Mushy Peas: so fuck off with your parsimony
▉ Mushy Peas: jammy c***
▉ Mushy Peas: and learn the game
▉ Mushy Peas: so you play better
▉ Mushy Peas: and win more
▉ Erik the Viking: ok Mushy I'm not the best, just trying to have fun! 
▉ Mushy Peas: next time Erik, fun all over someone else. |
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Mumps
Disease of Lux
Joined: 13 Oct 2010
Posts: 301
Location: Oz
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| Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2012 6:18 am Post subject: |
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█ Mushy Peas: I'd like to win the award for most positive influence in Lux
∞ Mumps chuckles ∞
█ Darth Rellek: HA
█ Mushy Peas: what r my chances?
█ Mushy Peas: 
∞ Darth Rellek falls off his chair ∞
█ Mushy Peas: haha
Mumps: And the candidates are: Sanjumaru, Trink, Mushy Peas & Baden
█ Darth Rellek: lol
∞ Mumps ponders ∞
█ Darth Rellek: Asshat of the Year Award? |
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gfips
Fantastic LuX
Joined: 07 Aug 2009
Posts: 323
Location: Bavaria
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| Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2012 4:55 pm Post subject: GLA |
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█ the Wizard of: wow, with all those wishes of good luck
█ the Wizard of: i feel bad sitting here
█ the Wizard of: sticking needles in voodoo dolls |
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3DA
Lux Moderator
Joined: 08 Sep 2007
Posts: 1937
Location: Big Chicago
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| Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2012 10:30 pm Post subject: |
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dollabillz: hey engie, don't be alarmed but you might get lined up when you play
tanit: mais oui!
dollabillz: try not to have a conniption
▉ Schroberts: gla
▉ Engie: dammit
▉ Cynecal: gl
▉ Engie: now I gotta look up conniption
▉ Lantern: gla
✱ Cynecal has turned on guest only mode and is not available to play in games ✱
∞ Engie has apparently had many conniptions ∞
▉ Schroberts: lol
TSK: Apparently ;P
♥♥♥ TSK Engie! ♥♥♥ |
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paranoiarodeo
Lux Moderator
Joined: 17 Jul 2005
Posts: 8178
Location: Perched Upon the Eternal Throne of Lobotomia
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| Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2012 8:11 pm Post subject: |
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Smashley: and instead of going to my bf's to get laid and smoke..
Smashley: im sitting here trying to decipher this fucking raw formula
paranoiarodeo: Then my evil plan is complete ... !
∞ paranoiarodeo muahahahas ∞ |
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n00less cluebie
Lux N00b
Joined: 06 Jan 2008
Posts: 7078
Location: At the Official Clown Reference Librarian Desk--'All the answers you weren't looking for.'
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| Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2012 7:12 am Post subject: |
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| paranoiarodeo wrote: | General K: WHAT A PATHETIC PLAY
General K: PLAYING FOR A LAME 2ND PLACE YOU FUCK?
General K: YOU ARE THE LAMEST CHEAPIEST PLAYER IN LUX
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Holy crap! Where are the curse words? |
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paranoiarodeo
Lux Moderator
Joined: 17 Jul 2005
Posts: 8178
Location: Perched Upon the Eternal Throne of Lobotomia
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| Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2012 8:13 pm Post subject: |
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✱ Results for game number 1371278: ✱
✱ +73 for player kamakazykid. Now at 739 ✱
✱ +28 for player yellowcaseartist. Now at 621 ✱
✱ +18 for player Marauder. Now at 564 ✱
✱ 0 for player hill_billy. Now at 435 ✱
✱ -26 for player Blek. Now at 738 ✱
✱ -52 for player WhirlPlaid. Now at 560 ✱
✱ End of score updates. Read the official Online Rules and Lux Guide ✱
✱ New and improved RAW coming next week! ✱
(Next week? Holy shit.) |
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Mumps
Disease of Lux
Joined: 13 Oct 2010
Posts: 301
Location: Oz
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| Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 5:10 am Post subject: |
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✱ Game time limit is getting close: 4 minutes remaining ✱
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✱ Game time limit is getting close: 3 minutes remaining ✱ |
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Nimrod7
Lux Moderator
Joined: 12 Apr 2007
Posts: 9434
Location: Under the big top
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| Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 5:19 am Post subject: |
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∞ Nim remembers when quote of the week was filled with funny quotes ∞
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AquaRegia
Lux Ambassador
Joined: 01 Jan 2005
Posts: 3456
Location: With mb, sas, mich, Pman, BP, hoodie & TSK at dustin's luxurious retirement village for ex-mods
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| Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 5:38 pm Post subject: |
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I agree with Nimbot.
And, in my defense, the tracker/Lux server was acting weird yesterday; it may have looked like I was joining on your end, but on my end I kept gettting stuck on the "connecting to Lux server" screen. |
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paranoiarodeo
Lux Moderator
Joined: 17 Jul 2005
Posts: 8178
Location: Perched Upon the Eternal Throne of Lobotomia
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| Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 5:40 pm Post subject: |
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∞ paranoiarodeo has heard similar "connection" excuses from Aqua's wife recently ∞
(All sentences beginning with "in my defense" are pure fail. Sorry.) |
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dollabillz
Lux Troll
Joined: 03 Feb 2009
Posts: 1044
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| Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 7:06 pm Post subject: |
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▉ Smashley: yeah
▉ Smashley: get me banned
dollabillz: SO BANNED
▉ Smashley: maybe i'll actually work out
▉ Smashley: :/
dollabillz: you a fatty now?
▉ Smashley: no
▉ Smashley: lol
dollabillz:
▉ Smashley: i've been working out
▉ Smashley: i used to not work out at all
▉ Smashley: and i wasn't fat
dollabillz: in yoga pants?
▉ Smashley: so suck it
▉ Smashley: shorts
▉ Smashley: its hot
deputydawg: u were pretty fat |
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The Silken Knot
Lux Bartendress
Joined: 22 Jun 2008
Posts: 3874
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| Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 9:17 pm Post subject: |
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| ▉ Abu: trust me bro im a lux expert |
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Llux Llama
Llux Amucks
Joined: 06 Oct 2007
Posts: 4988
Location: Llustrious Order of the Lluminated Llama Mango Groves
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| Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2012 7:02 pm Post subject: |
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paranoiarodeo: 'eya Llama ...
Llux Llama: are we good?
Llux Llama: because if you say we're good and then we are not good
Llux Llama: I have a friend down your stree gonna come in and kick you in the shins
Llux Llama: street
▉ gypsymystyc: whoops
▉ CS646: im lettin u thru, and ur hittin me just 4 the hell of it
Llux Llama: so if we're good I expect you to rs
Llux Llama: if I am losing
Llux Llama: k?
▉ Turndigidy: AF is burned, just for the record....
✱ gypsymystyc ran out of turn time! ✱
▉ fisty86: black africa
▉ fisty86: !
kappa: fisty are you going to be good?
Llux Llama: curly bot said he was going to be good. Now he is an electric pencil sharpener. |
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Mushy Peas
Lux Newbie
Joined: 06 Sep 2007
Posts: 377
Location: You will be notified when his ransom is due.
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| Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2012 10:49 am Post subject: |
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| UPENG2005: Eng.. you have the same problem i do.. when you come into a room.. if you they can take you out.. their chances of winning goes up.. |
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kude
omni member
Joined: 14 Aug 2010
Posts: 1757
Location: waiting in line for luxtober §
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| Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2012 7:59 pm Post subject: |
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bichon30: i find u hard  |
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bichon30
Lux Newbie
Joined: 08 May 2012
Posts: 35
Location: Nantes, FR
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| Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2012 11:10 am Post subject: |
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█ GFips: take me juve
█ juvenal: thx GFips
█ juvenal:
█ juvenal: i don't like guys but it was ok |
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Llux Llama
Llux Amucks
Joined: 06 Oct 2007
Posts: 4988
Location: Llustrious Order of the Lluminated Llama Mango Groves
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| Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2012 4:25 pm Post subject: |
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▉ Llux Llama: feh
▉ Llux Llama: gg
✱ JGRNAUT ran out of turn time! ✱
Big Poppa: gg
▉ Llux Llama: japan
▉ Llux Llama: I win
▉ Llux Llama: ha
▉ Llux Llama: !
TSK: Ha!
Cobalt60: no u lose fucker
ok- i realize this is not funny without context. Our hero the Llama was doing that end of game running around popping income and I was obviously going to lose. I ended up in japan. Some of us Joke about the Japan Bonus and the importance of Japan in winning any game. (Thanks to Nimmy the Japan Bonus King)
Cobalt60, who had not said a word all game, informed me, out of the goodness of his heart, that I did not in fact win just because I landed in Japan. He unfortunately mistook my name to be "fucker". I am guessing dyslexia....
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Llux Llama
Llux Amucks
Joined: 06 Oct 2007
Posts: 4988
Location: Llustrious Order of the Lluminated Llama Mango Groves
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| Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2012 12:28 am Post subject: |
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jesterme: PyroLlama: she spanked the most honored man in american history with a wooden spoon
Aggie: someone win
jesterme: and didnt even get a forum ban?! |
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