Quote of the week...

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Re: Quote of the week...

Post by Llama LluxaLlot » Fri Apr 08, 2016 1:49 pm

And I thought para came back just for me. Sniff.

(Llama cries into her pillow turns para's photograph face down on her dresser)

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Re: Quote of the week...

Post by Dangerous Beans » Sun Apr 10, 2016 12:15 pm

Naraku wrote: Carl Spackler: i'm locked in a death struggle with a retard
AquaRegia: and you are losing
:smt044 :smt044 :smt044

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Re: Quote of the week...

Post by Big Will E Style » Tue Apr 12, 2016 6:23 pm

RogueMonk: i'm starting to learn why you carry your rep

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Re: Quote of the week...

Post by dustin » Wed Apr 13, 2016 1:22 pm

Naraku wrote:edited out unrelated chat and still is this long... :twisted:
I enjoy reading funny/interesting 1-liners here. Or 2-liners or 4-liners even. Giant chat-logs not so much. Is it just me?

:llama

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Re: Quote of the week...

Post by n00less cluebie » Wed Apr 13, 2016 2:02 pm

Nope, just you

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Re: Quote of the week...

Post by ththth25 » Thu Apr 14, 2016 1:17 pm

This one from my cousin, with whom I used to play our own enhanced version of "Risk" back in the 70s and 80s:

"Seize the seas, then do as you please."

And, of course, I'm sure you all are familiar with the following from Julius Caesar, upon hearing of a victorious battle commanded under Pyrrhus, but at great cost:

"Another victory like that and we are undone."

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jokers are turtles fate

Post by GFips » Thu Apr 14, 2016 5:49 pm

█ BRAINDEAD: i need the income
█ BRAINDEAD: dont need Cards
[...]
█ BRAINDEAD: my card is a joker
✱ BRAINDEAD was eliminated by Soloman Grundy in round 16 ✱
BRAINDEAD: me and my mouth
█ Big Will E Style: haha

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Re: Quote of the week...

Post by Carl Spackler » Thu May 12, 2016 12:02 pm

And this week's nominee for the "Open Mouth, Insert Foot" award is my boy Yastemajo.... Scoreboard! :smt019

Yastemajo: you are a big pussy Carl
▉ Carl Spackler: and you are dead
Yastemajo: you will be the next
▉ laww: yast.. you way over killed once you cashed
Yastemajo: you never win Carl, that's because you are a pussy
▉ laww: don't blame carl
✱ Yastemajo has exited ✱
✱ dtopik87 was eliminated by crazyjeff in round 7 ✱
✱ crazyjeff ran out of turn time! ✱
✱ crazyjeff was eliminated by Carl Spackler in round 8 ✱
✱ Carl Spackler ran out of turn time! ✱
crazyjeff: gg
✱ Spider has joined ✱
▉ Carl Spackler: too bad yast wasn't here to see this
✱ laww ran out of turn time! ✱
✱ laww was eliminated by Carl Spackler in round 9 ✱
✱ Player dtopik87 has been moved to the bottom of the player list ✱
✱ Player juvenal has been moved to the bottom of the player list ✱
✱ Player Carl Spackler has been promoted to the top of the player list ✱
✱ Autoplay game will start in 30 seconds - 6/8 players ✱
✱ Game number: 1961601 — Game length: 13.8 minutes ✱
✱ +73 for player Carl Spackler. Now at 878 ✱
✱ +25 for player laww. Now at 780 ✱
✱ +13 for player crazyjeff. Now at 871 ✱
✱ 0 for player dtopik87. Now at 723 ✱
✱ -11 for player Yastemajo. Now at 717 ✱
✱ -23 for player juvenal. Now at 658 ✱

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Re: Quote of the week...

Post by Naraku » Thu May 12, 2016 6:44 pm

RogueMonk: Anybody seen crybaby?
Naraku: which one?
RogueMonk: Big Will E Crybaby.
RogueMonk: he lost 20 or so raw points
RogueMonk: I'm getting into the bunker. The world may be ending.
RogueMonk: Luckly, I have wifi down here.

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Re: Quote of the week...

Post by The Silken Knot » Fri May 13, 2016 1:04 am

▉ Symbiosis: good luck big ol' full ouse
▉ tisiphone: my bootyful start!
▉ Miss Wednesday Addams: The infamous 12:54 AM fh.
▉ Strongbad: lol
▉ Strongbad: 9:54
▉ Miss Wednesday Addams: Good luck, duckies.
▉ Symbiosis: good duck, guppies
▉ tisiphone: call naraku, call dolla, call rogue monk! lux is back, baby!

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Re: Quote of the week...

Post by RogueMonk » Fri May 13, 2016 7:28 am

∞ RogueMonk walks in rubbing his eyes. ∞
RogueMonk: Did somebody call?

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Re: Quote of the week...

Post by Carl Spackler » Fri May 13, 2016 1:08 pm

The Silken Knot wrote:▉ Symbiosis: good luck big ol' full ouse
▉ tisiphone: my bootyful start!
▉ Miss Wednesday Addams: The infamous 12:54 AM fh.
▉ Strongbad: lol
▉ Strongbad: 9:54
▉ Miss Wednesday Addams: Good luck, duckies.
▉ Symbiosis: good duck, guppies
▉ tisiphone: call naraku, call dolla, call rogue monk! lux is back, baby!
Good times last night with good people. It's amazing what happens when you have a FH with no asshatters or crazed psychopaths......

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Re: Quote of the week...

Post by Dangerous Beans » Sat May 14, 2016 10:05 am

Carl Spackler wrote:And this week's nominee for the "Open Mouth, Insert Foot" award is my boy Yastemajo.... Scoreboard! :smt019

Yastemajo: you are a big pussy Carl
▉ Carl Spackler: and you are dead
Yastemajo: you will be the next
▉ laww: yast.. you way over killed once you cashed
Yastemajo: you never win Carl, that's because you are a pussy
▉ laww: don't blame carl
✱ Yastemajo has exited ✱
✱ dtopik87 was eliminated by crazyjeff in round 7 ✱
✱ crazyjeff ran out of turn time! ✱
✱ crazyjeff was eliminated by Carl Spackler in round 8 ✱
✱ Carl Spackler ran out of turn time! ✱
crazyjeff: gg
✱ Spider has joined ✱
▉ Carl Spackler: too bad yast wasn't here to see this
✱ laww ran out of turn time! ✱
✱ laww was eliminated by Carl Spackler in round 9 ✱
✱ Player dtopik87 has been moved to the bottom of the player list ✱
✱ Player juvenal has been moved to the bottom of the player list ✱
✱ Player Carl Spackler has been promoted to the top of the player list ✱
✱ Autoplay game will start in 30 seconds - 6/8 players ✱
✱ Game number: 1961601 — Game length: 13.8 minutes ✱
✱ +73 for player Carl Spackler. Now at 878 ✱
✱ +25 for player laww. Now at 780 ✱
✱ +13 for player crazyjeff. Now at 871 ✱
✱ 0 for player dtopik87. Now at 723 ✱
✱ -11 for player Yastemajo. Now at 717 ✱
✱ -23 for player juvenal. Now at 658 ✱
Wrong thread for this. At the very least edit out all the chat logs that don't affect the message. If you won't take the time to remove lines such as "Player A ran out of turn time", etc. then I won't take the time to read it. Unless of course the joke or message involves Player A running out of turn time.

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Re: Quote of the week...

Post by Carl Spackler » Sun May 15, 2016 10:50 pm

Dangerous Beans wrote:
Carl Spackler wrote:And this week's nominee for the "Open Mouth, Insert Foot" award is my boy Yastemajo.... Scoreboard! :smt019

Yastemajo: you are a big pussy Carl
▉ Carl Spackler: and you are dead
Yastemajo: you will be the next
▉ laww: yast.. you way over killed once you cashed
Yastemajo: you never win Carl, that's because you are a pussy
▉ laww: don't blame carl
▉ Carl Spackler: too bad yast wasn't here to see this
✱ Player Carl Spackler has been promoted to the top of the player list ✱
✱ +73 for player Carl Spackler. Now at 878 ✱
✱ +25 for player laww. Now at 780 ✱
✱ +13 for player crazyjeff. Now at 871 ✱
✱ 0 for player dtopik87. Now at 723 ✱
✱ -11 for player Yastemajo. Now at 717 ✱
✱ -23 for player juvenal. Now at 658 ✱
Wrong thread for this. At the very least edit out all the chat logs that don't affect the message. If you won't take the time to remove lines such as "Player A ran out of turn time", etc. then I won't take the time to read it. Unless of course the joke or message involves Player A running out of turn time.
Does anyone else catch the irony in the fact that DB could have read my original post in it's entirety in the time that he wasted by writing this disgruntled post???

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Re: Quote of the week...

Post by Dangerous Beans » Tue May 17, 2016 10:16 pm

I did read your post or else I wouldn't have been able to comment on my desire for you to clean up your post before putting it in the QOTW. This has been expressed by multiple people over the years regarding QOTW posts.




































HAVE A GOOD DAY, SIR.

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Re: Quote of the week...

Post by dustin » Thu May 26, 2016 4:23 pm

▉ Paradigm: question
▉ Paradigm: I once read that it's an unspoken rule to cash your cards when you can in the chat
▉ dustin: lol
▉ Paradigm: is that true?
▉ dustin: somebody playing jedi mind tricks on you
▉ Paradigm: haha
▉ Naraku: no but most times in bio you might not get a 2nd chance to press the cash button
▉ dustin: cash gets bigger the longer you wait
▉ dustin: so waiting is often better
▉ dustin: unless you die first
▉ Paradigm: aight

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Re: Quote of the week...

Post by RogueMonk » Tue Jun 14, 2016 5:53 pm

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Re: Quote of the week...

Post by kitty on catnip » Thu Jun 16, 2016 12:42 pm

n00less cluebie: Shopi can only be a MOD if he pretends to be a female first

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Re: Quote of the week...

Post by Symbiosis » Thu Jun 16, 2016 1:02 pm

:clap:

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Re: Quote of the week...

Post by crazyjeff » Fri Jun 17, 2016 5:38 pm

miss you gen K hope you get online soon buddy how is japan

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Re: Quote of the week...

Post by General K » Tue Jun 28, 2016 9:55 am

lol a pm would do why post here?
Missed you too thanks for the message :)
I am fine, enjoying life... not in Japan though I am currently in Paris.

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Re: Quote of the week...

Post by The Silken Knot » Wed Jul 13, 2016 1:12 am

tkends: crap i missed the jump
tkends: was exfoliating


:smt049

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Re: Quote of the week...

Post by mnemosyne » Sun Jul 17, 2016 3:34 pm

zman: tsk, who is bothering you, i'm here to fuck up eveyone's [sic] raw on sunday

:hmm:

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Re: Quote of the week...

Post by The Silken Knot » Sun Jul 17, 2016 6:14 pm

Since we're asking, sasquatch is bothering me.

I love him to pieces, but that fur! It's only July, and we've already run through the Luxurious Mid's Retirement Villa's entire pool-and-hot-tub filter budget for the year!

:panic:

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Re: Quote of the week...

Post by mnemosyne » Sun Jul 17, 2016 10:00 pm

/me fires up the z signal! raw hoards™ and hairy beasts beware! the caped crusader will be arriving in no time with his superhat™ powers in full effect!

/me misses ol' mid; how is she, anyway?

:smt077™ <---brought to you by the inimitable silken (cuz thumbuddy has to keep the fora open for bizness)

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Re: Quote of the week...

Post by RogueMonk » Thu Jul 28, 2016 3:03 pm

▉ Carl Spackler: Kodee, Ol' Abe Lincoln had a quote that fits you to a "T"
▉ Carl Spackler: Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.
KODEE7: you are a shit
KODEE7: looool

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Re: Quote of the week...

Post by The Silken Knot » Sun Aug 07, 2016 2:05 pm

▉ Red Beard: what kind of witchcraft is this? people being nice on a sunday?!

:D

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Re: Quote of the week...

Post by The Silken Knot » Sun Aug 21, 2016 4:15 pm

✱ bean has joined ✱
✱ bean has exited ✱

Your mods in action on a Sunday afternoon.

:smt077

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Re: Quote of the week...

Post by The Silken Knot » Fri Aug 26, 2016 6:15 pm

✱ Game Description: BIOHAZARD ZONE - Welcome to online Lux Delux ✱
█ Mlody666: wtf ?!
█ mood in dhingo: we still have sol tho
█ Darth Casey: fack
█ mood in dhingo: if you're gonna rs why not let sol get booted?
█ Darth Casey: i hit it a second too early
✱ h0b0 ran out of turn time! ✱
█ Darth Casey: i will rs ths one too i guess


(Do I need to say that the room was full house for both restarted games?)

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Re: Quote of the week...

Post by The Silken Knot » Mon Aug 29, 2016 6:33 pm

✱ Scad has joined with guest only status ✱
∞ TSK narrows her eyes. ∞
█ TSK: Is that really you?
∞ Scad checks. ∞
Scad: Holy crap, it's Scad!
✱ TSK ran out of turn time! ✱
Scad: He hasn't been here in YEARS

:smt054

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