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[Petty Pace]

I don't know who this guy is. my gut says alias. my gut also says to post what he said just in case he keeps on doing this.
All in all, Class A asshat. plus he's a bad liar and a poorer actor.
Saint was the host. And the only one who do anything about it, but Saint went to sleep and no one else can do anything about it.

Regent: who's kerpal?
? Movielife: that guy is crazy
Regent: funny stuff
? Movielife: I definitely don't want a border with him
Saint: kerpal is hottest new player
Regent: that so? :(she) is?
? kerpal: im going to comde in my taxi and run you over
? cheech99: wow
? Movielife: my god
? Movielife: please let kerpal die first folks
? Movielife: 8 on empty
Regent: deadly dice of doom
? Movielife: yeah
? Movielife: I lost 14 - hitting three empty countries
<< kerpal ran out of turn time! >>
<< GimmeSomeMore ran out of turn time! >>
? kerpal: im gloing to get you you bastard guy
? GimmeSomeMore: crap kerpal gonna cash
<< kerpal was eliminated by Smeeg in round 4 >>
? GimmeSomeMore: lol
<< Movielife was eliminated by Smeeg in round 4 >>
Movielife: thanks Smeeg
Movielife: I guess
Movielife: damn dice
Regent: "? kerpal: kerpal: im going to code in my taxi and run you over."-- I don't know what that means.
? GimmeSomeMore: smug smeeg
<< Smeeg ran out of turn time! >>
? Smeeg: got kerp first
Movielife: that's why I said thanks
Movielife: I appreciate it
<< GimmeSomeMore ran out of turn time! >>
Regent: Really reagal Regent reeks right after running
kerpal: hello this is kerpal speanking
<< Dr.Thorvaldt has joined >>
<< There is a game in progress, Dr.Thorvaldt has guest status until the next game starts >>
Regent: hola
Yo Daddy: hey dr
Dr.Thorvaldt: Hallo Herr Daddy-O
kerpal: the guy take my teeth and then he punched them
Yo Daddy: lol why do you keep saying the kerpal?
Yo Daddy: that*
kerpal: for the car
Yo Daddy: oh ok
kerpal: no you see
Saint: ok guys time for bed
? Smeeg: haha
Saint: autos on
Yo Daddy: good night saint
Saint: have fun
? Dr.Thorvaldt is awake for 4 hours ?
Dr.Thorvaldt: goodnight and have fun
? cheech99: u didnt have enough, u need india too?
kerpal: and then i wake up and my pants unboton
<< Rover ran out of turn time! >>
? GimmeSomeMore: um
Yo Daddy: lol
? cheech99: let me farm india pls
kerpal: let my farm india
? cheech99: lol, sure would be nice to have a cash on 4
kerpal: my farm in india
<< Rover ran out of turn time! >>
Movielife: perhaps not the best thing to inform them of
? cheech99: whatever
Movielife: I hear ya.....
<< GimmeSomeMore ran out of turn time! >>
Regent: I no longer buy the natural English mistakes. (he know's he ain't a'playing).
<< Rover ran out of turn time! >>
kerpal: because i rub it and you do it
? cheech99: i want far east
? cheech99: pls take them to russia
<< GimmeSomeMore ran out of turn time! >>
Regent: or she, I'm still unclear. Saint called kerpal 'hottest'.
? cheech99: im sure that'll all hold rover
? Smeeg: i need farm
? Dr.Thorvaldt offers a funny farm ?
kerpal: vrooom
Yo Daddy: where are you from kerpal?
kerpal: pakistan
Dr.Thorvaldt: Klaruv Ustav ?
Yo Daddy: cool
...
kerpal: pewnjobie
<< GimmeSomeMore ran out of turn time! >>
kerpal: im at airport
...
kerpal: are you com,ing to pick me up
kerpal: how do you know
<< GimmeSomeMore ran out of turn time! >>
kerpal: bastard guy
kerpal: you bastard fuck
<< Smeeg ran out of turn time! >>
kerpal: im gfoing to get you
kerpal: im going to kill you now
<< cheech99 ran out of turn time! >>
Dr.Thorvaldt: everything ok Herr Kerpal ?
kerpal: im going into your house
kerpal: right now
<< kerpal has exited >>
..
<< kerpal 2 has joined >>
<< There is a game in progress, kerpal 2 has guest status until the next game starts >>
<< GimmeSomeMore ran out of turn time! >>
<< kerpal 2 has exited >>
<< kerpal 3 has joined >>
<< There is a game in progress, kerpal 3 has guest status until the next game starts >>

Now, A bunch of these came right after one another, so he can type fst enough or cut and paste fast enough to write english.
He's faking bad English.
Then the threats are just desturbing enough to warrant posting.

here's more bs:
<< kerpal 5 has joined >>
<< There is a game in progress, kerpal 5 has guest status until the next game starts >>
<< GimmeSomeMore has exited >>
<< kerpal 5 is now controlling player GimmeSomeMore >>
? Movielife: rs?
? Dr.Thorvaldt: k
? Movielife: sucks for me
<< Loading the next game >>
Cards go up at 5, 10, 15... transfer cards on conquer is ON, immediate cash is ON, the next card set is worth 5. Continent bonuses go up by 30% every round. in round 0
Connected users:
Saint (host - guest only)
Yo Daddy (guest only)
Movielife (host - player)
Rover (player)
Regent (player)
Dr.Thorvaldt (player)
kerpal 5 (player)
<< kerpal 5 ran out of turn time! >>
? Movielife: he's so annoying at times
? Regent: just boot him, it's an alias anyway
<< kerpal 5 has exited >>
<< kerpal 5 is now being controlled by a computer AI: Reaper >>
<< kerpal 5 has joined >>
<< kerpal 5 has regained control of player kerpal 5 >>
<< kerpal 5 is now controlling player kerpal 5 >>
? Movielife: he keeps changing names
? Regent: one to 5
? kerpal 5: no
? kerpal 5: no boot kerpal
<< kerpal 5 ran out of turn time! >>
? kerpal 5: you know damn right
? Dr.Thorvaldt: piss off
? kerpal 5: you dont tell me to piss
? Regent: banning would be better
? Movielife: Is Saint around?
<< Rover ran out of turn time! >>
? Regent: he's afk
<< Rover has exited >>
<< Rover is now being controlled by a computer AI: Reaper >>
? Dr.Thorvaldt: Piss Christ
<< kerpal 5 ran out of turn time! >>
<< kerpal 5 was eliminated by Dr.Thorvaldt in round 3 >>
kerpal 5: you dont tell kerpal
? Dr.Thorvaldt: you're out darling
? Movielife: that bot got big
kerpal 5: you know
kerpal 5: you know DAMN RIGHT!
<< Rover was eliminated by Movielife in round 4 >>
? Regent: Alright Kerpal. Enough's enough. Cut it out or it's Moderator time.
? Dr.Thorvaldt: ban her
<< Movielife ran out of turn time! >>
? Movielife: I can't
kerpal 5: you ban her
? Movielife: only Saint can
<< Scion has joined >>
<< There is a game in progress, Scion has guest status until the next game starts >>
kerpal 5: you ban her and kerpal said ok
kerpal 5: for the car
kerpal 5: kerpal i give you car
<< kerpal 5 has exited >>
? Movielife: I've made a shortcut for that
<< kerpal 500 has joined >>
<< There is a game in progress, kerpal 500 has guest status until the next game starts >>
Yo Daddy: lol
<< Scion has exited >>
Yo Daddy: you know she can't bother you if you can't hear her
? Dr.Thorvaldt: Life know i'm miserable now
<< Movielife ran out of turn time! >>
Yo Daddy: she seems ok to me but im just watching
? Regent: I need more ammo
kerpal 500: hello this is my first lux tonight
? Movielife: she plays a shit style of hitting everyone early on
kerpal 500: lux game

so on and so forth. Really annoying.

[smedz]

Can we please have more chat logs like this?

[Petty Pace]

Yes. Definitely. I don't like posting in lux talk. This isn't the longest post though.

[molideha]

i've decided to run this chat log thru the bat computer for analysis...i'll report back in a week or so when the analysis is complete.

cheers,
M

p.s. this is Kurtz's cue for an appropriate .jpg

[Kurtz]

I've got my crack team working on it as we speak...

[Kef]

who gives a shit?

[atom]

did i miss something ? were are the threats you promisd ? coming over in the taxi and running you over... thats the only thing qualifying as a threat, at least the popular: "i will hack you" is what i miss, not to mention an endless list of exclamations that one could use to make people feel "threatened".

this guy is apparently acting a bit stupid, but ive heard far more and worse from a lot of players that are supposed to be long-time members of lux.

no idea what makes this log so remarkably outstanding that it has to be published... guess ive been hit by a taxi lately

[what? oh yeah.]

http://www.funnyheck.com/kerpal.html

audio by CKY I think.

Sounds like someone was yanking your chain.

However, next time you're in Pakistan, watch out for Taxis.