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Preacherman
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 Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 2:17 am Post subject: Round 1 Luxshoppe Tournament El Toro vs Mbauer |
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As impartial ringmaster for this initial round, I flipped my trusty double-headed coin and mbauer gets to go first. Please take the best anti-holy poke you can muster at brother toro (as feeble as it might be) including elements from the following five images :
You have one day.
Edited to change 'three' to 'one' as st00pid mbauer, recognising his imminent asswhooping, tries to change the rules to his advantage.
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Kef
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| Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 2:41 am Post subject: |
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No pickles?
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my wife hates me
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| Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 7:28 am Post subject: |
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| Oh Comeon Kef, You don't know what those nuns are ordering... |
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SnyperEye
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| Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 8:07 am Post subject: |
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| DILL SHOTS!!!! |
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mbauer
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| Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 8:51 am Post subject: |
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Sorry Preach I forgot to tell you. In the first round we all only get 2 jabs each and only 1 day inbetween each jab.
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Preacherman
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| Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 9:39 am Post subject: |
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Well you better get working then pickle boy  |
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my wife hates me
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| Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 10:07 am Post subject: |
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| he he he, semi holy empathy at its finest... |
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sasquatch
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| Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 10:46 am Post subject: |
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Isn't Dustin trying out a dill-flavored ball gag?
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mbauer
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| Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 3:31 pm Post subject: |
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The historic ruthless and unprovoked semi-holy invasion of Hawaii. Baron Quasar is trying desperately to defend the isolated isles.
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Kef
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| Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 3:32 pm Post subject: |
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We vote ANTI indeed!
Good work brother mb! |
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SnyperEye
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| Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 3:45 pm Post subject: |
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my wife hates me
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| Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 4:13 pm Post subject: |
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| nice |
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el toro
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| Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 12:03 am Post subject: |
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mb chokes.
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jwd
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| Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 12:17 am Post subject: |
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Like I said.. No sleepers... Bloodbath... Round one is no warm up... It's the real thing.
Great pics so far.... So, el t is in the lead but was it a knock out punch? (mixes metafers to annoy the red pens...)
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Preacherman
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| Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 2:41 am Post subject: |
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gg mb  |
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mbauer
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| Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 8:05 am Post subject: |
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| No fair! Where did you get that picture?! |
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jwd
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| Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 8:25 am Post subject: |
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| mbauer wrote: | | No fair! Where did you get that picture?! |
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fluffernuffer
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| Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 10:25 am Post subject: |
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Wow! That was like a Mike Tyson fight. Bam! |
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sasquatch
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| Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 11:03 am Post subject: |
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| mbauer wrote: | | No fair! Where did you get that picture?! |
MB, where did you get that couch? It's almost cheating since El T didn't have to photoshop anything but the thought bubbles.
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my wife hates me
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| Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 11:25 am Post subject: |
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| sasquatch wrote: | | mbauer wrote: | | No fair! Where did you get that picture?! |
MB, where did you get that couch? It's almost cheating since El T didn't have to photoshop anything but the thought bubbles.
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not true, i think he cloned in the hair on his legs
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Kef
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| Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 11:37 am Post subject: |
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| From the legs to the head you mean? |
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mbauer
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| Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 12:52 pm Post subject: |
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| fluffernuffer wrote: |
Wow! That was like a Mike Tyson fight. Bam! |
Ah' c'mon it's not that good. Same old unoriginal El Toro trick of taking my whole Jab image and making it part of the background. Pfft...puhlease!
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el toro
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| Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 12:55 pm Post subject: |
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there there mb.
you'll always have kef. |
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Preacherman
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| Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 12:58 pm Post subject: |
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| mbauer wrote: | | No fair! Where did you get that picture?! |
As I told you earlier mb, the semi-holy archives are far more extensive than just a paper cup behind the IKEA cabinet |
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Kef
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| Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 1:17 pm Post subject: |
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| Preacherman wrote: | | mbauer wrote: | | No fair! Where did you get that picture?! |
As I told you earlier mb, the semi-holy archives are far more extensive than just a paper cup behind the IKEA cabinet |
I need a progressive webspace scanner then |
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mbauer
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| Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 2:37 pm Post subject: |
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Looks like Igorsquatch and Frankentoro are at it again
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Kef
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| Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 3:06 pm Post subject: |
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| Damn toro, get a decorator! |
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michelle
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| Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 6:01 pm Post subject: |
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| wow thats just wrong |
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Preacherman
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| Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 6:18 pm Post subject: |
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| How am I ending up as a chick in all these? |
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Kef
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| Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 6:40 pm Post subject: |
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| Preacherman wrote: | | How am I ending up as a chick in all these? |
Dude, I have been a Pokemon! Quit whining
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