Round 1 Luxshoppe Tournament drifter vs. kef
Round 1 Luxshoppe Tournament drifter vs. kef
The player to go first will be Drifter. Your starting images that must be used in whole or in part are:
Each of you will have 2 jabs. You have 1 day after your opponents jab to post your jab. If anyone fails to jab in the alotted time, they automatically lose. Drifter you have 1 day from right now to complete and post your first jab, and make kef cry. If anyone needs help posting images or sharing files let me know.
ready, set, RUMBLE!
Each of you will have 2 jabs. You have 1 day after your opponents jab to post your jab. If anyone fails to jab in the alotted time, they automatically lose. Drifter you have 1 day from right now to complete and post your first jab, and make kef cry. If anyone needs help posting images or sharing files let me know.
ready, set, RUMBLE!
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Re: Round 1 Luxshoppe Tournament drifter vs. kef
el toro wrote:and make kef cry
you're gonna be mean to me
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All was going well at the anti-holy cults first annual costume party picnic, until Kef arrived with more spam than anyone could handle yet not one pickle. It was his responsibility to provide enough pickles for everyone to enjoy but failed. This saddened everyone greatly, but at least there were enough pickles for one bacon, pickle, and cheese sandwich. So everyone was going to share the one sandwich and try to make the best of the situation, except for Kef who was punished for not bringing the pickles by having to tend to the Emu named Spot.
As lunch was drawing close, SunTzu was trying his best pimp lines yet nobody was listening, Mike was jumping around in his Emu costume like a 5 yr old kid stomping in a mud puddle, and SnyperEye was kissing mbauer's butt about how he wished his pickle costume was as good as his master's pickle costume.
But Kef was not paying attention to his duties. Instead he was daydreaming about World of Warcraft and wishing he could have bought the rogue character that just sold with both legendary swords dropped by raid boss Illidan Stormrage, as well as 4/5 of a Tier 6 armor set. With Kef off in la-la land, Spot ran over and stole the one bacon, pickle, and cheese sandwich off the picnic table leaving nothing for the antis to eat. Mbauer was so upset he made Kef remove his picachu costume and punish Spot in the tradition manner, beheading. Despite the violence about to occur Kef seemed completely unphased with his actions, still dreaming of World of Warcraft.
As you can tell from the inset, the Quasar Angel was present, and watched the entire event unfold. From the look on his face he was not please with what he observed.
Start wimpering Kef.
As lunch was drawing close, SunTzu was trying his best pimp lines yet nobody was listening, Mike was jumping around in his Emu costume like a 5 yr old kid stomping in a mud puddle, and SnyperEye was kissing mbauer's butt about how he wished his pickle costume was as good as his master's pickle costume.
But Kef was not paying attention to his duties. Instead he was daydreaming about World of Warcraft and wishing he could have bought the rogue character that just sold with both legendary swords dropped by raid boss Illidan Stormrage, as well as 4/5 of a Tier 6 armor set. With Kef off in la-la land, Spot ran over and stole the one bacon, pickle, and cheese sandwich off the picnic table leaving nothing for the antis to eat. Mbauer was so upset he made Kef remove his picachu costume and punish Spot in the tradition manner, beheading. Despite the violence about to occur Kef seemed completely unphased with his actions, still dreaming of World of Warcraft.
As you can tell from the inset, the Quasar Angel was present, and watched the entire event unfold. From the look on his face he was not please with what he observed.
Start wimpering Kef.
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SCANDAL SCANDAL!!!
Several Luxers, including Dustin and other mods, have been scammed by Drifter!
After arranging a trip to Lux Vegas with Drifter, they all payed him 1500$ for lodging and food, however Drifter has never specified that Lux Vegas would happen in the real Las Vegas. For the occasion Drifter borrowed a patch of land in Kansas that belongs to a lama/weird bird breeder that did not know what was happening when a tourbus unloaded some strangers and what appears to be a truck with the word "mbauer" written on it.
Several Luxers, including Dustin and other mods, have been scammed by Drifter!
After arranging a trip to Lux Vegas with Drifter, they all payed him 1500$ for lodging and food, however Drifter has never specified that Lux Vegas would happen in the real Las Vegas. For the occasion Drifter borrowed a patch of land in Kansas that belongs to a lama/weird bird breeder that did not know what was happening when a tourbus unloaded some strangers and what appears to be a truck with the word "mbauer" written on it.
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BY THE BEARD OF LINCOLN!
KEF COMES OUT LIKE A RABID CHIPMUNK
SCURRYING TO AND FRO.
WHAT THE BOY LACKS IN TALENT
HE MAKES UP FOR IN VOLUME.
(much in the same way he posts come to think of it)
HOW WILL THE OLDER WISER DRIFTER RESPOND.
WILL HE SPANK THE MONKEY BOY,
OR WILL HE BE FRIED BY THE SPAM-ART.
STAY TUNED!
ROUND 2 ON IT'S WAY.
KEF COMES OUT LIKE A RABID CHIPMUNK
SCURRYING TO AND FRO.
WHAT THE BOY LACKS IN TALENT
HE MAKES UP FOR IN VOLUME.
(much in the same way he posts come to think of it)
HOW WILL THE OLDER WISER DRIFTER RESPOND.
WILL HE SPANK THE MONKEY BOY,
OR WILL HE BE FRIED BY THE SPAM-ART.
STAY TUNED!
ROUND 2 ON IT'S WAY.
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Poor Kef, I do feel sorry for you. I understand why you feel the need to spread lies. After I helped some of my semi-holy brothers get a booking with one of the most successful acts on the Strip, you felt the need to step up.
I know you so wanted the Anti-Showgirl Review to go over well. You invested so much money into advertising, especially at the airport. But how were you to know that the venue you settled on - The Moulin Rouge - closed its door in 1955. You were taken advantage of by that guy who offered to sell you the Brooklyn Bridge. You were wise not to buy the bridge, but you should have not let him sell you on the idea of putting a Lux Vegas act together without know the region better. In the end, you might have had a better shot at another venue had you made Mike shave off that Magnum PI mustache.
May the Quasar Angel give you his blessings...
This message has been brought to you by Lincoln of the semi-holy church of Lux. The views in this message are not endorsed in any way by the management of Lux. Don't make me smite you with a plague. brb coffee©, fig®, duck® and Lincoln™ are copyright Church of Lux. All rights reserved. Shaddup Kef.
I know you so wanted the Anti-Showgirl Review to go over well. You invested so much money into advertising, especially at the airport. But how were you to know that the venue you settled on - The Moulin Rouge - closed its door in 1955. You were taken advantage of by that guy who offered to sell you the Brooklyn Bridge. You were wise not to buy the bridge, but you should have not let him sell you on the idea of putting a Lux Vegas act together without know the region better. In the end, you might have had a better shot at another venue had you made Mike shave off that Magnum PI mustache.
May the Quasar Angel give you his blessings...
This message has been brought to you by Lincoln of the semi-holy church of Lux. The views in this message are not endorsed in any way by the management of Lux. Don't make me smite you with a plague. brb coffee©, fig®, duck® and Lincoln™ are copyright Church of Lux. All rights reserved. Shaddup Kef.
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