Round 1 Luxshoppe Tournament My Wife Hates me VS. Nietzche!

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Round 1 Luxshoppe Tournament My Wife Hates me VS. Nietzche!

Post by el toro » Wed Sep 19, 2007 4:27 am

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My Wife Hates me VS. Nietzche!

Are You Ready to RummmmmmBLE!?!?!


Since i had no coin i have chosen to flip Kef.... and it is TAILS, i think... hard to tell... nope sorry it was his head....The player to go first will be Nietzche. Your starting images that must be used in whole or in part are:

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Each of you will have 2 jabs. You have 1 day after your opponents jab to post your jab. If anyone fails to jab in the alotted time, they automatically lose. Drifter you have 1 day from right now to complete and post your first jab. If anyone needs help posting images or sharing files let me know.


ready, set,RummmmmmBLE!

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Post by nietzsche » Wed Sep 19, 2007 4:48 am

I am not sure what you mean by posting files. Can I simply post links to all images I use in my creation plus the ones here? Also, bear in mind I do not have Photoshop (or rather I do, but I cannot use it until I upgrade my mac to a bigger memory). I am using a much older Adobe tool called Photodeluxe and ...

stop making excuses already nietzsche and get on with it

one day you said... better get cracking then...

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Post by el toro » Wed Sep 19, 2007 4:53 am

post a final jpg of your file in this thread.
if you are unsure how to PM me.

then email a layered file to "my wife hates me" so he can build upon it.

best of luck.
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Re: Round 1 Luxshoppe Tournament My Wife Hates me VS. Nietzc

Post by Kef » Wed Sep 19, 2007 4:57 am

el toro wrote:Image
Seriously, just blow that up to 800*600 and you'll win

like this

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Post by nietzsche » Wed Sep 19, 2007 5:54 am

el toro wrote:post a final jpg of your file in this thread.
if you are unsure how to PM me.

then email a layered file to "my wife hates me" so he can build upon it.

best of luck.
el ring-o
posting the file here is no problem, but layering may be a problem. I know what you mean, but I'm not sure how to save the file so that I can send it to Kevin (My Wife Hates Me) as a file that he can work with.

I'll see what I can do. I will finish the pic in the next few hours (I hope) and we can then try and sort out the file for Kevin so that he gets it on time.

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Post by el toro » Wed Sep 19, 2007 5:58 am

no worries brother.
how about just to make sure, email the file to him and me.

best of luck and kef shaddup,
brother toro

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Post by my wife hates me » Wed Sep 19, 2007 6:04 am

Niet, just post the final jpg. If you want to try and email anything, feel free to use the email I PMed you! NOW BRING IT!!!

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Post by nietzsche » Wed Sep 19, 2007 11:24 am

Lux is proud to bring you the sequel to the highly acclaimed Corpse Bride:-

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apologies to both Black Pope and Orlando for using their images without their prior consent
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Post by Kef » Wed Sep 19, 2007 11:36 am

Everything is permitted in War and Luxshoppe (and orlando love ANYTHING that has his face in it)


Nice one nietz :)

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Post by my wife hates me » Wed Sep 19, 2007 6:07 pm

Niet is so right. There are a ton of great movies coming out this fall season... And all of them can be found at the world famous (and very seedy) LUXXX CINEMAS!

Theater 1
Shot Gun Wedding - Comedy
Starring Kevin "KDog", Orlando, & Bethe (Kevin's Wife)
After 3 years of marriage and 2 kids, Kevin has plans to take out the "real" trash!

Theater 2
Niet's Babies - Romance
Starring Niet, Orlando Bloom, and Hugh Grant as "The Cowboy"
Niet is trying to come to terms with his feminen side and leans on fellow co-stars to show him how to cry constructively. A real tear jerker!

Theater 3
Right Wing Killas - Action/Thriller
Starring KDog, Black Pope, Drifter, and Al Gore's Left Wing Zombie Nation
Watch the bullets fly as our 3 heros stop playing by the rules. The future of the human race rests on the morals and ethics of a few good men and their ballistic missles.

Have your tickets ready and trust me, DO NOT BUY ANY POPCORN!!!



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Post by mbauer » Wed Sep 19, 2007 6:20 pm

Hey! You leave me out of this!

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Post by my wife hates me » Wed Sep 19, 2007 6:34 pm

LOL, Just practicing, I've got one more round to turn Preach into a girl so I piss off both Lux Cults!

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Post by Kef » Wed Sep 19, 2007 6:53 pm

We are not a cult, they are. :evil:

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Post by SnyperEye » Wed Sep 19, 2007 7:26 pm

Wow Dustin has a serious case of vagina neck. :shock:

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Post by RandomGuy » Wed Sep 19, 2007 7:31 pm

and the longest hand I have ever seen

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Post by hoodie » Wed Sep 19, 2007 7:48 pm

Well, you guys know the old saying about vagina-necked-long-handed-sombrero-wearing dudes, right?

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Post by Drifter » Wed Sep 19, 2007 10:26 pm

my wife hates me wrote:Theater 3
Right Wing Killas - Action/Thriller
Starring KDog, Black Pope, Drifter, and Al Gore's Left Wing Zombie Nation
Watch the bullets fly as our 3 heros stop playing by the rules. The future of the human race rests on the morals and ethics of a few good men and their ballistic missles.
I give it two thumbs up! St00pid zombies.

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Re: Round 1 Luxshoppe Tournament My Wife Hates me VS. Nietzc

Post by jwd » Wed Sep 19, 2007 11:06 pm

el toro wrote:
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el t... Where'd you get the pic of my ex? (the one on the far left) She didnt have any tats tho....


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Post by nietzsche » Thu Sep 20, 2007 3:28 am

2007 Orlandos - the Lux Movie Awards

- nominations for best actor -

Kev as the tormented husband in My Wife Ran off with a Meerkat
M Bauer as the pick-up tru... van in Cars 2
Dustin as the spaghetti maker in 3:10 to Yuma
Kev as the tormented husband in Shotgun Wedding
Nietzsche as the glamourous stud in the documentray Niet's Babes

(drumroll).... and the winner is ...



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stop press:
in a bizarre turn of events at the 2007 Orlandos - the Lux Movie Awards, Kevin - up for 2 best male actor awards - was arrested for his part in the failed attempt to slander Nietzsche's latest movie 'Niet's Babes'. Police say that they found copies in Kev's house of the fake posters which appeared earlier this month.
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Post by my wife hates me » Thu Sep 20, 2007 5:24 am

:smt044

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Post by Kef » Thu Sep 20, 2007 5:56 am

Another Kevin, dear lord I ain't unique!

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Post by nietzsche » Thu Sep 20, 2007 6:42 am

technical question:

why is it that when I upload my files to Flickr the size shrinks. The first image should be 750 pixels and the second is 900???

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Post by Black Pope » Thu Sep 20, 2007 7:30 am

nietzsche wrote:technical question:

why is it that when I upload my files to Flickr the size shrinks???
Is the water cold?

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Post by Kef » Thu Sep 20, 2007 7:52 am

If a tree falls in the wood and nobody is around, did it make a sound?

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Post by my wife hates me » Thu Sep 20, 2007 8:08 am

If a man is in the woods and there are no women around, is he still wrong?

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Post by mbauer » Thu Sep 20, 2007 9:01 am

Bonus points for making Preach into a girl

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Post by Drifter » Thu Sep 20, 2007 9:06 am

Kef wrote:Another Kevin, dear lord I ain't unique!
Shaddup, you done knows better.

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Post by dustin » Thu Sep 20, 2007 7:57 pm

nietzsche wrote:why is it that when I upload my files to Flickr the size shrinks. The first image should be 750 pixels and the second is 900???
Flickr resizes your image to a bunch of different sizes. Hit the 'All Sizes' button above the image on the flickr page to get the other sizes, including the original size.

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Post by nietzsche » Thu Sep 20, 2007 8:28 pm

dustin wrote:Flickr resizes your image to a bunch of different sizes. Hit the 'All Sizes' button above the image on the flickr page to get the other sizes, including the original size.
done! Thanks Dustin

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Post by my wife hates me » Thu Sep 20, 2007 11:31 pm

Somthing wasn't right at the Oscars. Niet kept pushing Orlando into the lime light...

Looks like a job for a bunch of Super Slueths!




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