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el toro
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 Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2007 11:35 am Post subject: Round 2 Luxshoppe Tournament GOLGI VS. PREACHERMAN |
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The player to go first will be GOLGI. Your starting images that must be used in whole or in part are:
Each of you will have THREE jabs. You have 1 day after your opponents jab to post your jab. If anyone fails to jab in the alotted time, they automatically lose. GOGLI you have 1 day from right now to complete and post your first jab. If anyone needs help posting images or sharing files let me know. REMEMBER EXTRA BONUS POINTS FOR MAKING DUSTIN A LAMA!
READY, SET, RUMMMMMBLE!
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Kef
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| Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2007 1:02 pm Post subject: Re: Round 2 Luxshoppe Tournament GOLGI VS. PREACHERMAN |
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Ground control to Major Tom... |
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Golgi
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| Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2007 1:22 pm Post subject: |
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New Release!!!
JUST IN TIME FOR LUXTOBERFEST 2007!!!
Batten down the hatches! Hide the children!! Grab some figs!!! The long awaited MOD SQAUD debut album ROCKS LIKE LINCOLN has arrived!!! Featuring the heavy metal rock ballad #1 hit Preacherma'am.
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mbauer
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| Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2007 1:27 pm Post subject: |
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That kicks ass!
Well done Golgi. |
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moe
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| Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2007 1:28 pm Post subject: |
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Golgi
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| Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2007 1:28 pm Post subject: |
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my wife hates me
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| Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2007 1:30 pm Post subject: |
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OOOOHHH OOOHHHH HEAVEN'S ON FIRE
rockin first jab! |
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el toro
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| Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2007 1:43 pm Post subject: |
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and Gogli rocks preacherman, bringing out the might love guns.
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Scad
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| Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2007 3:11 pm Post subject: |
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| Wow. That's a lot of Preacherma'ams... |
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Preacherman
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| Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2007 9:51 am Post subject: |
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AWESOME!
I was actually wondering the other day if these guys were still recording - it's been a couple of years since their last release, "General K's Luxtober Fest Caps Lock". For those of you who've been hiding under a rock, whilst the album was released to critical acclaim there were always some questions in music industry circles regarding to the "cohesion" of the group, and eyebrows were raised regarding Golgi Starrs talents as a bass player - indeed his talents as a musician period, and he was released from his contract shortly after the album was released. With this latest release we see Pope Simmons taking over Golgi Starrs place in the lineup and hopefully adding some stability and power to the rhythm section.
For the curious among you, Golgi Starr gave up music completely following his dismissal and has over the last two years apparantly made quite a name for himself on the silver screen co-starring in a range of films including the "Prison Bound" series alongside (and indeed underneath, behind, and on top of) Seemore Cox. Looking back to the "General K's Luxtober Fest Caps Lock" album cover (shown below), this is perhaps not as huge a surprise as it seems. If nothing else, we can at least expect Pope Simmons to turn up to photoshoots with the right costume...
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SunTzu
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| Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2007 10:06 am Post subject: |
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Thief! 
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Kef
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| Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2007 11:09 am Post subject: |
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You couldn't help it, could you?
You had to include me, didn't you? |
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my wife hates me
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| Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2007 11:15 am Post subject: |
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| Such a classic... I can remember listening to that album fer hours! |
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AquaRegia
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Location: With mb, sas, mich & hoodie at dustin's luxurious retirement village for ex-mods
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| Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2007 6:17 pm Post subject: |
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| Damn. Mighty nice. Clash of the Adobe titans here. |
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Golgi
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| Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2007 9:59 pm Post subject: |
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Golgi thinks Preacherman has listened to Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds one too many times...
NEWS FLASH!!!
Sillysoft and Apple make a mega-deal! The Mod Squad's new smash hit album ROCKS LIKE LINCOLN is available exclusively on iTunes. You can download the entire album or individual songs via the iTunes store. Additionally, any award winner during Luxtoberfest will win the entire album... !!!
See Back Cover for Songlist:
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el toro
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| Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2007 10:11 pm Post subject: |
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oh no.
don't stop the music.
keep on rockin'
has Gogli played a tune
that Preacherman can't
dance to?
stay tuned...... |
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Golgi
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| Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2007 10:40 pm Post subject: |
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| el toro wrote: |
has Gogli played a tune...... |
Golgi wonders if toro has been hangin out with Tide a bit too much...
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Preacherman
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| Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 6:56 am Post subject: |
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As something of an amateur psychologist, I must admit I was interested in finding out more about how exactly Golgi Starr went from respectable young aspiring musician to pickle loving gay prison porn star. After literally minutes of exhausting research, I think I may have discovered an old photograph which explains...a little TOO much. It's pretty scary how the innocent minds of young children can so easily be twisted by their environment. You can almost hear the conversation in the photograph below...
Golgi Starr : Mommy, are you going out tonight again?
Mrs. Starr : Oh stop moaning Golgi, I'll probably be home later...besides, uncle Bauer is here to babysit!
Golgi Starr : But..but he scares me mommy...
Mrs. Starr : Nonsense. Look, he's bought you another pickle to play with!
Uncle Bauer : Fnarr fnarr...
Golgi Starr : Why is uncle Bauer drooling mom?
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Mom?
∞ preacherman shakes his head sadly ∞ |
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moe
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| Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 7:15 am Post subject: |
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| golgi, dude, your mom is HOT!!! |
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mbauer
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| Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 8:03 am Post subject: |
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"fnarr fnarr"
I don't say that! |
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Drifter
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Location: Somewhere between Toad Suck and Skunk Hollow... look it up, I dare ya...
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| Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 8:58 am Post subject: |
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| mbauer wrote: | "fnarr fnarr"
I don't say that! |
You just did ya silly truck.
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Amazing stuff, nice work guys. |
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el toro
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| Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 9:30 am Post subject: |
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and the battle of the bands puts golgi in the clink!
will the jail house rock?
will the be a jail break?
stay tuned! |
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Golgi
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| Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 9:51 pm Post subject: |
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MOD SQUAD EXPOSED!!!
Whilst rummaging through the 70's porn chest, I found this very titilating and rare video. Although every copy was thought to be destroyed, this last copy led to the resignation of Michelle and Aqua from the Mod Squad (if you saw it you would know why).
You gotta see the hot & steamy scene with Preacher and Orlando!!!
Please PM me and I will send you a copy.
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Drifter
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Location: Somewhere between Toad Suck and Skunk Hollow... look it up, I dare ya...
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| Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 11:08 pm Post subject: |
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| Golgi wrote: | | Whilst rummaging through the 70's porn chest... |
It is not my fault I swear, I was guarding the chest and feeding my new duckling Puddles (he just hatched yesterday), then it all went black. When I came to I had a huge lump on the back of my head and Puddles licking my face. On the bright side he will make a fine Ninja duck.
I am sorry, I was too worried about the lil duckling after the anti-holy massacre at the luau.
∞ Drifter cringes at the thought of that carnage ∞ |
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el toro
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| Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 11:19 pm Post subject: |
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MODS GONE WILD?!?!?!?!
uhhhhh....ewwwwww. |
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Preacherman
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| Posted: Thu Oct 04, 2007 3:09 pm Post subject: |
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I must admit, it's pretty bloody scary what's lurking inside the semi-holy 70's porn chest...
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Kurtz
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| Posted: Thu Oct 04, 2007 4:15 pm Post subject: |
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lol
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Mike
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| Posted: Thu Oct 04, 2007 4:36 pm Post subject: |
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| Wow - the gloves have come off!!! Pickle Friction!!! Hilarious (not that there is anything wrong with that) |
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jOnNiE
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| Posted: Thu Oct 04, 2007 4:53 pm Post subject: |
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| Yes Pickle Friction...very good indeed. |
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AquaRegia
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| Posted: Thu Oct 04, 2007 5:42 pm Post subject: |
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| THAT'S going to leave a mark. |
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