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mbauer
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 Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 12:55 pm Post subject: Quarterfinals Luxshoppe Tournament PREACH v MY WIFE HATES ME |
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The player to go first will be My Wife Hates Me. Your starting images that must be used in whole or in part are:
Each of you will have THREE jabs. You have 1 day after your opponents jab to post your jab. If anyone fails to jab in the alotted time, they automatically lose. If anyone needs more time please let me know.
My Wife Hates ME you have 1 day from right now to complete and post your first jab. If anyone needs help posting images or sharing files let me know.
Ready!!!
Fight!
Last edited by dustin on Sun Oct 28, 2007 5:52 pm; edited 1 time in total
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moe
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Joined: 17 Nov 2004
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Location: passed out in a church parking lot
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| Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 1:32 pm Post subject: |
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i predict someone getting a "roman helmet" from that giant sock horse.
" While they are passed out, gently and inconspicuously place your fleshy bag on their forehead while carefully laying down your dudemeat down the bridge of their nose in parallel fashion" |
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my wife hates me
Lux Ancient
Joined: 22 Sep 2006
Posts: 2489
Location: I TOOK MY BED BACK
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| Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 1:34 pm Post subject: |
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WOW - Nice starting images...
So heres a big ol' GOOD LUCK to ya you long hair hippy =], I'm all jacked up to be takin on the mighty Preach!!! |
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Preacherman
Semi-Holy Priest
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Location: Sweden (capital of Denmark, an island in Norway, southern Europe)
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| Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 2:21 pm Post subject: |
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∞ preacherman insists on having an image of his opponent ∞
*preferably one of your sleeping face taken vertically from above and at right angles to the giant sock horse. |
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my wife hates me
Lux Ancient
Joined: 22 Sep 2006
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Location: I TOOK MY BED BACK
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| Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 2:26 pm Post subject: |
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thats weird... that would put me in the same posistion as the... HEY! YOU'RE TRYIN TO TRICK ME!
Fine, but then I want a picture of you as a girl... Oh, um, err, uh, nevermind! |
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Kef
Lux Translator
Joined: 24 Feb 2004
Posts: 4470
Location: in j0r f0rumz, Tr0||in j0r t0pixzz
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| Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 2:58 pm Post subject: |
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| my wife hates me wrote: | | Fine, but then I want a picture of you as a girl... Oh, um, err, uh, nevermind! |
BUUUUUUURN!  |
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SunTzu
Lux Cartographer
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Location: Maryland
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| Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 4:11 pm Post subject: |
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| I didn't know Blind Willie was a girl! |
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my wife hates me
Lux Ancient
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Location: I TOOK MY BED BACK
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| Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2007 1:20 pm Post subject: |
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| jab comin tonight... caught up at work |
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Preacherman
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Location: Sweden (capital of Denmark, an island in Norway, southern Europe)
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| Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2007 1:35 pm Post subject: |
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| Absolutely no rush mwhm, I am utterly swamped as well... |
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The Wontrob
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Joined: 03 Oct 2007
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Location: The Pan-Holy Church, frollicking
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| Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2007 2:58 pm Post subject: |
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| do the jabs get posted here? i'm excited... |
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Blind Willie
Lux Ancient
Joined: 20 May 2005
Posts: 1091
Location: Satellite of Love
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| Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 1:31 am Post subject: |
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| SunTzu wrote: | | I didn't know Blind Willie was a girl! |
I am? Well, that explains why I've been having so much trouble peeing while standing up. |
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my wife hates me
Lux Ancient
Joined: 22 Sep 2006
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Location: I TOOK MY BED BACK
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| Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 6:15 pm Post subject: |
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Im havin wayyyyy too much fun... Which one wants to be the indian girl, MB or Kef? Up in a few... |
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my wife hates me
Lux Ancient
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| Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 9:59 pm Post subject: |
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...another page from the Lux Book of History...
(from the chapter "Quasar and the New World)
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my wife hates me
Lux Ancient
Joined: 22 Sep 2006
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| Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 10:02 pm Post subject: |
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Preach, PM me an let me know how you want the PSD files sent.
Also, in the spirit of the competition, I will be posting a couple shots of yours truely. Since the Semi "Not-really-all-that-good-at-digging-up-dirt" Holy CEO could not find any on his own, I think I should get bonus points for helping the enemy... |
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sasquatch
Semi-Holy Beast
Joined: 09 Feb 2004
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| Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2007 1:31 am Post subject: |
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Wow! I appreciate the generous size, but a dill?
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SunTzu
Lux Cartographer
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Location: Maryland
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| Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2007 6:30 am Post subject: |
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| sasquatch wrote: | Wow! I appreciate the generous size, but a dill?
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That's no Dill... that's a fleshpickle!  |
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Preacherman
Semi-Holy Priest
Joined: 24 Feb 2004
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Location: Sweden (capital of Denmark, an island in Norway, southern Europe)
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| Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2007 3:58 pm Post subject: |
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| my wife hates me wrote: | Preach, PM me an let me know how you want the PSD files sent.
Also, in the spirit of the competition, I will be posting a couple shots of yours truely. Since the Semi "Not-really-all-that-good-at-digging-up-dirt" Holy CEO could not find any on his own, I think I should get bonus points for helping the enemy... |
MWHM, I sent you a PM but haven't had anything from you? |
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dustin
Lux Admin
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| Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2007 4:41 pm Post subject: |
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| my wife hates me wrote: | | Also, in the spirit of the competition, I will be posting a couple shots of yours truely. Since the Semi "Not-really-all-that-good-at-digging-up-dirt" Holy CEO could not find any on his own, I think I should get bonus points for helping the enemy... |
Either MWHM's Jedi Mind-shield™ is broken, or he's not even wearing one!!! Beware the semi-holy trickery... |
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Preacherman
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| Posted: Sat Oct 13, 2007 6:10 pm Post subject: |
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| FYI, I actually finished my jab about the same time as MWHM, I am just waiting for his pictures but the last I heard he was away camping for the weekend now so I am guessing I won't get to post mine until Monday at the earliest... |
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Preacherman
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Location: Sweden (capital of Denmark, an island in Norway, southern Europe)
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| Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2007 5:49 am Post subject: |
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I don't know where my wife hates me has disappeared to, I haven't seen him online even - so I'll just go ahead and post my jab as is (reserving the right to paste his face into it should he get around to posting or sending me some images of himself)...
Disclaimer : the man in the image above is not my wife hates me. Yet. |
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moe
fnnnarrrr
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| Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2007 6:41 am Post subject: |
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ha ha.
he has sock monkey cock in his face.
it works on so many levels!!!!
Step up to the mic, MWHM |
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Mike
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| Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2007 6:51 am Post subject: |
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Love the use of thought balloons  |
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my wife hates me
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Preacherman
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| Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2007 8:46 am Post subject: |
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| Nice job mwhm, thanks for being such a sport...! The first image you posted doesn't load, but I updated my last jab above with the second - you might need to refresh the page or something |
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jOnNiE
Lux Hasselhoff
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| Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2007 10:58 am Post subject: |
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69'n a sock monkey. Dude, your wife really does hate you.
Nice one Preacher |
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my wife hates me
Lux Ancient
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| Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 9:32 pm Post subject: |
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Deep down in the basement of the Semi-Holy Church, Preacherman acts out all of his darkest desires. Then calls the one person he thinks will actually give a damn!
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Scad
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| Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2007 1:37 am Post subject: |
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| I want a Kef mask for Halloween... |
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Kef
Lux Translator
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Location: in j0r f0rumz, Tr0||in j0r t0pixzz
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| Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2007 5:50 am Post subject: |
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| 20$ each |
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Mike
Lux Townie
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Location: Georgia
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| Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2007 7:35 am Post subject: |
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Nice - MWHM.... Nice  |
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Preacherman
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