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el toro
Met Dustin
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 Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 12:33 pm Post subject: The Luxshoppe Final Showdown! |
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BOYS AND GIRLS!
LADIES AND GENTS!
MOE AND SNYPERPIE!
It is time for the final showdown.
It has come down to a mythic battle between
SASQUATCH "The Semi-Holy Beast" AND
MBAUER "The Owner of a 1000 pink Boas"
This is an massive battle of the masters of the powers of adobe,
and whims of judging by Lord Quasar!
So grab a seat ring side and
watch out for blood splatter!
brother Sasquatch, you are up first.
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Mike
Lux Townie
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Location: Alabama
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| Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 1:25 pm Post subject: |
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the lamest starting images ever! - I call SHENANAGINS! - could you at least added a person in tights - or some inanimate object with external sexual organs??
Mike scratches his head
Although the Monkey in winter clothes is good - i wager that it will faver MB though. |
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mbauer
Not A Truck
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| Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 1:26 pm Post subject: |
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Wow! Great starting images!
Good luck Sas, may the best man win.
MB |
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moe
fnnnarrrr
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Location: passed out in a church parking lot
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| Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 1:42 pm Post subject: |
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is there a broken link in there, the proffessor oops thing? maybe its just me...
oh, by the way, Old boat found at bottom of Muskegon Lake. |
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sasquatch
Semi-Holy Beast
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| Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 6:19 pm Post subject: |
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Let's get this showdown going!
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my wife hates me
Lux Elder
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Location: I TOOK MY BED BACK
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| Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 7:55 pm Post subject: |
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Maybe you should try the "baby taking a nap" difficulty setting...
You could always try the 30 extra guys code "up down up down left right B A B A select start" |
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el toro
Met Dustin
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| Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 12:02 am Post subject: |
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BOOOOOM!
the Hairy Hand of DOOM
comes down on the dill soaked
head of MB!
STAY TUNED FOLKS! |
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Muskie
Deimos Piscis
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| Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 1:12 am Post subject: |
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| Sas should WIN,,, that's da best ever!!!!!!!!! |
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Drifter
Lux Moderator
Joined: 20 Nov 2005
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Location: An undisclosed location... for reasons of security, and therefore... insecurity...
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| Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 1:24 am Post subject: |
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| Lovely mbauer pic, I can almost feel his pain... almost. |
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mbauer
Not A Truck
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| Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 8:59 am Post subject: |
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| Looks can be deceiveing, that first level is REALLY hard! |
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sasquatch
Semi-Holy Beast
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| Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 1:09 pm Post subject: |
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Maybe you need to sharpen your pickle?
| mbauer wrote: | | Looks can be deceiveing, that first level is REALLY hard! |
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mbauer
Not A Truck
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| Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 1:54 pm Post subject: |
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Look how much fun you semi-holies had at this years annual Dill Fest. Why can't you just give up and admit you're wrong?
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MissChaos
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| Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 3:37 pm Post subject: |
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Preach, älskling...you are so cute! |
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el toro
Met Dustin
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| Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 5:27 pm Post subject: |
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Great Jumpin' Horny Toads!
MB puts the show in sideshow!
and LOOK AT ALL THE KEFS!
Step up and take you shot Sasquatch! |
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Scad
Lux Elder
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Location: Walking through the woods on a snowy evening
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Notes: Preach, no matter what she thinks, white fuzzy stuffed animals are just not your look. Sorry MC.
Also: we all owe an everlasting debt of gratitude to Missus Toro for that harem girl pic. It's kinda the greatest thing to ever happen to Luxshoppe since the Kef eyes-of-different-sizes picture. |
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SnyperEye
Anti-Holy Assgrabber
Joined: 03 Dec 2004
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| Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 12:37 am Post subject: |
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Nice one MB!  |
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sasquatch
Semi-Holy Beast
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| Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 3:16 am Post subject: |
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LIAR! That was us having fun at the Luxtober Carnival. But I can understand how you want to forget your inaugural Dill Fest this year....
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KingPatrick
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| Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 5:14 am Post subject: |
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All I can say is I am sure am glad I'm on sasquatch's side.
Added later:
DILL DOGS!!! LOL!!! That is just brilliant.
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el toro
Met Dustin
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| Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 10:33 am Post subject: |
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OOOHHHHH!
MB SUFFERS A TERRIBLE BLOW!
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moe
fnnnarrrr
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| Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 8:48 am Post subject: |
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i just can't stop laughing at hoodie/anatomically correct horse!
sides hurt, crying!!! |
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Kef
Lux Translator
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Location: in j0r f0rumz, Tr0||in j0r t0pixzz
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| Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 11:23 am Post subject: |
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| el toro wrote: | Great Jumpin' Horny Toads!
MB puts the show in sideshow!
and LOOK AT ALL THE KEFS!
Step up and take you shot Sasquatch! |
Djee, THANKS mb, see me join another cult of yours anytime soon |
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Drifter
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| Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 5:43 pm Post subject: |
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| Kef wrote: | | el toro wrote: | Great Jumpin' Horny Toads!
MB puts the show in sideshow!
and LOOK AT ALL THE KEFS!
Step up and take you shot Sasquatch! |
Djee, THANKS mb, see me join another cult of yours anytime soon |
LMAO! |
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Black Pope
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| Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 7:06 pm Post subject: |
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| Reaperworship is taking applications. |
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mbauer
Not A Truck
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| Kef wrote: |
Djee, THANKS mb, see me join another cult of yours anytime soon |
∞ mbauer pinches Kef's cheek ∞
Don't worry it's out of wub!
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I'm a little busy at the moment, hopefully I'll have my jab in soon! |
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AquaRegia
Lux Ambassador
Joined: 01 Jan 2005
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Location: With mb, sas, mich, Pman, BP, hoodie & TSK at dustin's luxurious retirement village for ex-mods
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| Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 7:36 pm Post subject: |
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| Scad wrote: | | we all owe an everlasting debt of gratitude to Missus Toro for that harem girl pic. It's kinda the greatest thing to ever happen to Luxshoppe since the Kef eyes-of-different-sizes picture. |
I'll try to remember to pass that along to Mrs. Regia/Toro.  |
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hoodie
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Scad
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| Well, if it was Missus Regia that got it, than thanks to her. All I remember was it was a wife, and I think the assumption that it was Missus toro is understandable. (Aqua, why was toro doing a harem dance for your wife?) |
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AquaRegia
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Location: With mb, sas, mich, Pman, BP, hoodie & TSK at dustin's luxurious retirement village for ex-mods
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| Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 6:58 am Post subject: |
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Her business, not mine... I try not to pry too much. My philosophy in such matters is "if you think you're going to hear an answer you don't like, don't ask the question."
In this case, I think it might have had something to do with a missing case of Cheesebeer™. |
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el toro
Met Dustin
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| Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 8:39 am Post subject: |
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| your back door squeaks and your out of cheesebeer, aqua. |
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mbauer
Not A Truck
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| Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 11:38 am Post subject: |
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NO SIR! YOU!!! ARE THE LIAR!!!
And beware any of those who are thinking of joining the semi-holy cult. Contrary to what they would like you to believe, their ordaining tradition is NOT pleasant. As Drifter can attest to. Seen here, they are getting ready to prepare Drifter for the ceremonial Fig insertion, which is closely followed by the Muskie baptismal.
ICK!
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