CLOWNS UNITE

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CLOWNS UNITE

Post by nimrod7 » Tue Nov 20, 2007 3:41 pm

A new force has been sighted in the Lux community. Lead by Golfmannen, these clowns leave pie plates, whoopee cushions, and balloon animals in their wake. But be warned. These are not the only weapons they use in their conquest to bring laughter to the battlefield. Mounted on his trusty unicycle, Golf may use the old nose oink while flying past to kill an unsuspecting noob. One of his understudies, Nimrod7, has been known to employ the joy buzzer when offering his hand along with a congratulatory GG. And that's not a real flower in his lapel. If you're not careful, you'll get a face full of water. Don’t be fooled by their clown brother Deuce either. He is as devious as he is handsome. This suave clown has been known to employ links that lead…NOWHERE!!! And rumor has it that they are already trying to recruit fresh clowns into the fold as they prepare for Luxtober V. C-Rex and RATMOUSE's names have been overheard as possible converts. And General K has been accused of being a sympathizer. His love of the pink underpants has made him susceptible to their wit.
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Post by hoodie » Tue Nov 20, 2007 3:47 pm

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH! CLOWNS!!!!!! RUN AWAY!!!!!!!

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Post by General K » Tue Nov 20, 2007 3:58 pm

<-----<<< General Klown!

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Post by 3DA » Tue Nov 20, 2007 3:59 pm

I fear no clown, nor their pink-pantied underlings!

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Post by Deuce » Tue Nov 20, 2007 4:15 pm

3DA wrote:I fear no clown, nor their pink-pantied underlings!
Oh 3DA, such a foolish thing to say......

Have you not watched the epic film Killer Klowns from Outer Space?
Klowns kill. Period.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killer_Klo ... uter_Space

Moreover, are you not aware that Golfmannen is a master of the tricky symbol, Nimrod7 occasionally poses as a woman, and another swede named CRex understands Finnish? Are you seriously going to challenge the powers of the clowns? And our fine General pinK who does often dress inappropriately in tight pink, you are not afraid of him? Really?

Oh yes 3DA be careful, be very careful. You may find yourself on a list that is very difficult to shake.

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Post by Deuce » Tue Nov 20, 2007 4:16 pm

General K wrote:<-----<<< General Klown!
LOL @ NOSE

ROFL LMAO HAHAHAHAHA

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Post by R@wby » Tue Nov 20, 2007 4:54 pm

WANT A BALLOON?

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Post by 3DA » Tue Nov 20, 2007 4:57 pm

Deuce wrote: Oh 3DA, such a foolish thing to say......

Have you not watched the epic film Killer Klowns from Outer Space?
Klowns kill. Period.
Well, as I understand it, there is a difference between clowns and Klowns. I would think twice before messing with a Klown, fer sherr.

But clowns? Are they not men? Underneath their whiteface and Funny Noses™ beats the heart of a living, breathing, feeling human. I quote Shakepeare, from his famous work, "The Clown of Venice."

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'Sblood, this man does me, a gentle clown, a grievous wrong.
He hath disgraced me, and
hindered me half a million; laughed at my nose,
mocked at my suspenders, scorned my tiny car, thwarted my jokes, cooled my clown friends, heated mine
enemies; and what's his reason? I am a Clown. Hath
not a Clown eyes? hath not a Clown hands, organs,
dimensions, senses, affections, passions? fed with
the same food, hurt with the same cream pies, subject
to the same diseases, healed by the same means,
warmed and cooled by the same winter and summer, as
a Lion Tamer is? If you prick us, do we not bleed?
if you tickle us, do we not laugh? if you poison
us, do we not die? and if you wrong us, shall we not
revenge? If we are like you in the rest, we will
resemble you in that. If a Clown wrong an Acrobat,
what is his humility? Revenge. If a Bearded Lady
wrong a Clown, what should his sufferance be by
Circus example? Why, revenge. The clownery you
teach me, I will execute, and it shall go hard but I
will better the instruction.

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I fear the clown not, for I understand the Man Within and wrong him not!
I will not Asshat him, nor subject him to the wrongful Half Kill,
nor shall I mock his Nose in Chat, nor his Floppy Shoes to
the supposed mirth of mine fellowes.
And to the Underlings of the Pink Panties I shall type thusly:
Peace, good neighbor!
I shall not Pop thy Continent,
Nor shall I Take thy Income,
Nor even Kill thy Satellites,
until the game doth pit us to't, sword 'gainst sword in Mortal Kombat™!
Yea, not until the Endgame shall I smite upon thy borders Gentle Clown, no,
Not even if thou shouldst leave but One Army there!
If thou shouldst ask of me to leave thy undefended continent untrammeled
then I would say to thee, gentle Clown,
Thinkst I am a fool?
I shall not hand you The Win and surrender mine Raw to thee without
a Whimper! Think better of thy opponents, fair Clown,
and defend thyself with strong armies!
Thus, fair clown, shall we play the game of Classic
as Men - and to the death.

:wink:

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Post by General K » Tue Nov 20, 2007 5:55 pm

∞ General Klown throws a cream cake of appreciation in the face of 3DA ∞





:smt030

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Post by ratmouse » Tue Nov 20, 2007 8:05 pm

now where did i put those gigantic shoes of mine.......................

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Post by nimrod7 » Tue Nov 20, 2007 9:09 pm

ratmouse wrote:now where did i put those gigantic shoes of mine.......................
rat's don't wear shoes silly. here. you dropped this. Nimmy hands ratmouse his pink nose.
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Post by Golfmannen » Wed Nov 21, 2007 6:14 am

WuuuuuuuuuuuHuuuuuuuuuuu!!

Gather up fellow clowns!! refill your waterflowers, wipe of the old hand buzzer and polish your big red nose!(In General k:s case the big PINK nose)
Clowns are now taking over the world!!

Rofl :lol:

Golfmannen oinks 3DA:s nose and runs away

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Post by my wife hates me » Wed Nov 21, 2007 8:58 am

WHOS GOIN CHICKEN HUNTIN

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Post by R@wby » Wed Nov 21, 2007 9:16 am

Pennywise kills people for fun

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Post by Golfmannen » Thu Nov 22, 2007 9:58 am

ROFL Nimrod and C-rex at your new modified avatars!
Ty General K for making those modifications! :smt023
Now Deuce and Rat need some avatarmods to. :lol:

Golfmannen juggles three Red noses and leaves the room

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Post by nimrod7 » Thu Nov 22, 2007 11:30 am

Yeah, I pretty much need to take my nose off to talk. Thanks again K. :mrgreen:

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Post by General K » Thu Nov 22, 2007 12:02 pm

you deserved that big Nose... Clown!!!!!


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Post by moe » Thu Nov 22, 2007 12:51 pm

the best clown is Yucko the Clown.

he kills.

http://www.yuckotheclown.com/

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Post by kitty on catnip » Thu Nov 22, 2007 1:21 pm

they ALLLLLLLL float down here...they ALLLLLLLLL FLOAT!!!

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Clowns again

Post by C-Rex » Thu Nov 22, 2007 3:11 pm

OK, guys. Now you know what the C stands for.

I am looking forward to the Clown Festival, the special Clown Maps, the Clownhats, the Clown limited edition T-shirt and the special Clown Awards later on.

See you soon.

/C-Rex

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Post by Eric The Great of Antarct » Fri Nov 23, 2007 6:54 pm

Where do you sign up to be a Klown?

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Post by nimrod7 » Fri Nov 23, 2007 7:57 pm

Eric The Great of Antarct wrote:Where do you sign up to be a Clown?
A Luxer must first be nominated by an existing Clown to be considered for membership.
A nomination occurs through a posting in the Clown Chronical.

A Nominee must then be seconded by another member of the Clown Council to become an official candidate.
At this point, any discussion among Clown Councilors may occur regarding the candidate. Great spans of taking the game seriously may be reason to deny membership.

Once nominated and seconded, with no objections, a vote will be conducted by the members of
the Clown Council, and if the Council agrees unanimously to induct the candidate, he or she will be voted in and posted in the blog, encouraging members to ask the candidate for an email address to secretly forward to the Council, for an Official Invitation to be extended, by email. Email addresses are kept confidential.

Upon receiving the official invitation, the candidate will be referred to as a CLOWN, and must agree to uphold the standards and the terms of silliness. If they agree to all terms, they will be inducted, and receive all honors and privileges associated with being a distinguished member of the CLOWNS.

On a side note, General K is in a category all his own and is the only "KLOWN"



*Similarity to other secret organizations induction practices is intended , and any such similarity which may exist is purely intentional.
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Post by General K » Sun Nov 25, 2007 4:36 pm

:D


Also A nominated Clown should demonstrate his Clownish abilities and make the players laugh so hard that they miss their turns.

That is an imperative test!

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Post by nimrod7 » Sun Nov 25, 2007 4:37 pm

General K wrote::D


Also A nominated Clown should demonstrate his Clownish abilities and make the players laugh so hard that they miss their turns.

That is an imperative test!
As well as spitting out whatever is in their mouth when eating/drinking.

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Post by nimrod7 » Tue Nov 27, 2007 4:27 pm

grr

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Post by Wabbit of Doom » Tue Nov 27, 2007 5:10 pm

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Can I be a clown? I scare the crap out of kids. Isn't that an important quality in a clown?

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Post by 3DA » Tue Nov 27, 2007 5:14 pm

Jeezus gawd almighty.

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Post by General K » Tue Nov 27, 2007 5:23 pm

General K ban Wabbit from his list of funny luxers and points towards the Creep Club!




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Post by Wabbit of Doom » Tue Nov 27, 2007 7:56 pm

General K wrote:General K ban Wabbit from his list of funny luxers and points towards the Creep Club!
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Due to a few unfortunate incarcerations the creepy club recently lost some members and welcomed me with open arms.

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