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Golfmannen Lux Clown

Joined: 07 Oct 2006 Posts: 756 Location: Here!
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C-Rex Lux Piethrower

Joined: 07 Sep 2007 Posts: 1241 Location: Up north
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Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 5:24 am Post subject: |
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All clowns will be banned 1 week (June 7-13) from online Lux and the forums due to the Clown Camp® in La Crosse, Wisconsin.
Experienced clowns will get training in Caring Clowning, Hometown Clowning, Physical Comedy and Clown Skill.
The application deadline for new clowns has passed but we still have a few spots availiable in the training classes. You will learn Clowning Basics, you will get the chance to hang out with the Real Clowns and you will learn how to fill in the I-wanna-be-a-clown-too application form.
Anyone interested?
For more information please visit http://clowncamp.org/
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trinkett lux counsellor

Joined: 10 May 2007 Posts: 667 Location: on the creek with his river gypsy friends
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Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 5:28 am Post subject: |
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| no thx im meditating that week ...... |
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Deuce Hey Babe
Joined: 17 Feb 2007 Posts: 309
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Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 9:51 am Post subject: |
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golfmannen is censured for prancing in his pink speedo in a bio game yesterday and is reminded that he should provide warnings before doing so
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MaW1028 Lux Hugger

Joined: 08 Aug 2007 Posts: 1055
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Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 2:30 pm Post subject: |
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| Paranoiarodeo has been banned from the forums for giving Nimrod7 a yellow card. |
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n00less cluebie Lux N00b

Joined: 06 Jan 2008 Posts: 7073 Location: At the Official Clown Reference Librarian Desk--'All the answers you weren't looking for.'
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Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 4:49 pm Post subject: |
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| Nimrod7 has been banned for 1 week of online play for not being a forum whore. |
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Nimrod7 Lux Moderator


Joined: 12 Apr 2007 Posts: 9434 Location: Under the big top
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Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 5:21 pm Post subject: |
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| I'm a forum whore/raw whore hybrid dammit! |
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Golfmannen Lux Clown

Joined: 07 Oct 2006 Posts: 756 Location: Here!
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Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 1:51 am Post subject: |
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| n00less cluebie wrote: | | Nimrod7 has been banned for 1 week of online play for not being a forum whore. |
| Nimrod7 wrote: | | I'm a forum whore/raw whore hybrid dammit! |
hm ...ok then Nimrod is banned 1 week from unicycling for being a forum whore.
U may still do wheelies on our elephant Bob |
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beetroot is your friend

Joined: 21 Oct 2007 Posts: 663 Location: the garden
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Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 2:45 am Post subject: |
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| Golfmannen has been banned form eating for a week for being too old |
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Tortoise Lux Newbie

Joined: 26 Jan 2009 Posts: 80 Location: Lux
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Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 3:11 am Post subject: |
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can u please deal with this guy he is becoming a pain:
| Quote: | ▉ Daka': wtf are you doing cunt
✱ Tortoise ran out of turn time! ✱
▉ Tortoise: what
▉ Daka': I hope you die of cancer
▉ Daka': motherfucker
▉ Tortoise: why ? (
▉ yean: cool i Daka
▉ Daka': cause your a fucking asshole
▉ yean: no swearing man
▉ Tortoise: what does Tortoise do
✱ Daka' ran out of turn time! ✱
▉ Daka': I hope your family dies in a car accident
▉ Daka': you piece of shit
▉ Tortoise: why r u raging
▉ Daka': cause you play like shit
▉ yean: it's just a game Daka
✱ Pauley ran out of turn time! ✱
▉ Daka': die of cancer
▉ Tortoise: calm down son
▉ Daka': shut up cunt'
▉ Daka': Tortoise
▉ Tortoise: calm yourself
▉ Tortoise: deep breaths
▉ Tortoise: why are you suiciding on me
▉ Daka': take a guess
▉ Tortoise: im just trying to play game
▉ Daka': pffft
▉ Tortoise: i have no idea
▉ Tortoise: stop
▉ Daka': shut up
▉ Tortoise: before i report u for swearing
▉ Daka': noob
✱ Pauley ran out of turn time! ✱
✱ Tortoise ran out of turn time! ✱
▉ Tortoise: stop it
▉ Tortoise: you are ruining the game for others
▉ Daka': fuck
▉ Daka': you
▉ Daka': you ruined mine
▉ Daka': idiot
▉ Tortoise: how??
✱ Tortoise was eliminated by Pauley in round 5 ✱
▉ Daka': fucking noob
▉ yean: there's always another game Daka
▉ Daka': you hit me
▉ Daka': 1st turn
Tortoise: when did i hit u
Tortoise: nobhead
Reaper (AI): sebnem, I shall remember you.
✱ sebnem was eliminated by Lux Luthor in round 5 ✱
Tortoise: i was taking spain
▉ Daka': I had it
▉ Daka': idiot
Tortoise: so
Tortoise: i wanted it
▉ Daka': hence why I hate you
▉ Daka': you play like shit |
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Nimrod7 Lux Moderator


Joined: 12 Apr 2007 Posts: 9434 Location: Under the big top
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Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 3:23 am Post subject: |
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Never fear Energy, the Clowns will get right on that.
Problem has been taken care of.
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C-Rex Lux Piethrower

Joined: 07 Sep 2007 Posts: 1241 Location: Up north
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Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 3:25 am Post subject: |
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| Energy wrote: | | can u please deal with this guy he is becoming a pain: |
Do you mean Daka or tortoise?
C-Rex bans them both just in case. |
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my wife hates me Lux Elder

Joined: 22 Sep 2006 Posts: 2664 Location: I TOOK MY BED BACK
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Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 3:53 am Post subject: |
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| That SOOO breaks C.R.A.P. guidelines... |
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Golfmannen Lux Clown

Joined: 07 Oct 2006 Posts: 756 Location: Here!
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Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 4:00 am Post subject: |
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| beetroot wrote: | | Golfmannen has been banned form eating for a week for being too old |
And i was going to have drunkvegetablepie for dinner tonight.. darn.
beetroot have to swim in beer or 2 weeks for letting a clown get banned from food.
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Nimrod7 Lux Moderator


Joined: 12 Apr 2007 Posts: 9434 Location: Under the big top
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Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 4:02 am Post subject: |
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| C-Rex has been banned from playing while at work for two days for putting work ahead of Lux when it's his move. |
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C-Rex Lux Piethrower

Joined: 07 Sep 2007 Posts: 1241 Location: Up north
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Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 10:26 am Post subject: |
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| Nimrod7 has been banned from the forums for the rest of his life, due to too high post/game ratio, hitting on SuperGood and a silly hat. |
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supergood Baby Mama

Joined: 13 Sep 2006 Posts: 491 Location: Arizona
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Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 5:07 pm Post subject: |
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∞ SuperGood notices a little tiny bruise on her arm from being hit on ∞
I guess clowns aren't that strong?  |
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SnyperEye Anti-Holy Assgrabber

Joined: 03 Dec 2004 Posts: 6309 Location: The Anti-Holy Church of Lux
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Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 10:34 pm Post subject: |
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I said it before I'll say it again...
You know any idiot can put on some make-up with a red nose and prance around like a fool. But a real clown does it to hide his true identity from when he beats up a kid for not laughing at his jokes at a birthday party.
CLOWNS.
Child-abusing Luxers Owning Weak Noob Skills. |
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paranoiarodeo Lux Moderator


Joined: 17 Jul 2005 Posts: 8173 Location: Perched Upon the Eternal Throne of Lobotomia
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Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 10:38 pm Post subject: |
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| </debate> |
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n00less cluebie Lux N00b

Joined: 06 Jan 2008 Posts: 7073 Location: At the Official Clown Reference Librarian Desk--'All the answers you weren't looking for.'
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beetroot is your friend

Joined: 21 Oct 2007 Posts: 663 Location: the garden
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Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 11:10 pm Post subject: |
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| so haveing zero wins in 6 games is good? |
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Nimrod7 Lux Moderator


Joined: 12 Apr 2007 Posts: 9434 Location: Under the big top
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Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 6:32 am Post subject: |
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Snyereye, like I told you when I responded to your pm asking for admittance to the clowns, we are currently not accepting new representatives. However, if it will make you feel better, I have sent you two clown noses (you can share one with a friend). Para enjoyed his so much, he crashed one of our parties (of course it ended badly, so be responsible with how you use it).
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Golfmannen Lux Clown

Joined: 07 Oct 2006 Posts: 756 Location: Here!
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Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 8:01 am Post subject: |
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| Nimrod7 wrote: | Snyereye, like I told you when I responded to your pm asking for admittance to the clowns, we are currently not accepting new representatives. However, if it will make you feel better, I have sent you two clown noses (you can share one with a friend). Para enjoyed his so much, he crashed one of our parties (of course it ended badly, so be responsible with how you use it).
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Golfmannen fills them with pepper[/i] |
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n00less cluebie Lux N00b

Joined: 06 Jan 2008 Posts: 7073 Location: At the Official Clown Reference Librarian Desk--'All the answers you weren't looking for.'
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Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 9:41 am Post subject: |
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| Nimrod7 wrote: | Snyereye, like I told you when I responded to your pm asking for admittance to the clowns, we are currently not accepting new representatives. However, if it will make you feel better, I have sent you two clown noses (you can share one with a friend). Para enjoyed his so much, he crashed one of our parties (of course it ended badly, so be responsible with how you use it).
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Wait, I was supposed to put that on my NOSE????  |
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SmotPoker Lux Addict

Joined: 16 Mar 2008 Posts: 1100 Location: Pot farm
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Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 5:45 pm Post subject: Re: Clowns moderation log |
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| Golfmannen wrote: | | n00less gets a warning for not waring a red clown nose in his avatar! |
Golfmannen has been banned until he has learned how to spell the word " wearing " |
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Nimrod7 Lux Moderator


Joined: 12 Apr 2007 Posts: 9434 Location: Under the big top
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Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 7:08 pm Post subject: |
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| Rottenboy has been booted from the Clown Moderation Log for... not being a clown. |
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Golfmannen Lux Clown

Joined: 07 Oct 2006 Posts: 756 Location: Here!
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Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 1:28 am Post subject: Re: Clowns moderation log |
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| rottenboy wrote: | | Golfmannen wrote: | | n00less gets a warning for not waring a red clown nose in his avatar! |
Golfmannen has been banned until he has learned how to spell the word " wearing " |
Um... In clownish waring means wearing with pride.  |
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Tazzygirl Lux Loli Girl

Joined: 01 Apr 2008 Posts: 1100 Location: working over time in the loli factory
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Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 3:05 am Post subject: |
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Ummmm can i make a request? That golf clown doesn't come play enough  |
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C-Rex Lux Piethrower

Joined: 07 Sep 2007 Posts: 1241 Location: Up north
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Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 3:27 am Post subject: |
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ignominious has been banned for 1 week for pretending to be something that he is not.
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Golfmannen Lux Clown

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Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 6:34 am Post subject: |
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| Tazzygirl wrote: | Ummmm can i make a request? That golf clown doesn't come play enough  |
Miss gaming with you taz. The less i play, the more time i get to learn new clowntricks that i can amuse u with taz, hehe so you should be happy.
Golfmannen makes Taz a balloonclown to play with
WOOOOOHOOOO |
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