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el toro
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 Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2004 10:51 am Post subject: Preach ROCKS!!! |
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dude.
sweet.
bless you. |
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mbauer
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| Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2004 11:00 am Post subject: |
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El toro with all due respect, you don't have the power to bless until you get ordained by the divine Preacherman.
But Preach does rock! |
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Preacherman
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| Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2004 11:49 am Post subject: |
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| ∞ preacherman ordains el toro in a moving ceremony involving a duck and two figs ∞ |
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el toro
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| Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2004 11:53 am Post subject: |
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| so there, mb, phttttttt! |
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Kef
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| Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2004 11:54 am Post subject: |
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really, what's a fig?
anyway, I have a custom title as well  |
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mbauer
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| Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2004 1:11 pm Post subject: |
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| Preacherman wrote: | | ? preacherman ordains el toro in a moving ceremony involving a duck and two figs ? |
Sorry but if Lincoln wasn't present then it is null and void. |
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Preacherman
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| Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2004 1:31 pm Post subject: |
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| Of course Lincoln was there!! Who do you think inserted the figs? |
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mbauer
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| Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2004 1:38 pm Post subject: |
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| Preacherman wrote: | | Of course Lincoln was there!! Who do you think inserted the figs? |
Oh you ordain in the traditional orthodox way? My mistake. The neo classical ordaining tradition calls for loud belches from Lincoln followed by the rubbing of the figs over the three holy orifices, not inserting them. Then of course the ceremonial pounding of the Joseph rock against the Mary grilled chesse sandwhich.
sorry 'bout that
mbauer
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Preacherman
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| Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2004 1:44 pm Post subject: |
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| A common mistake mb...we would have gone for the neo classical, but were one fig short at the time. The orthodox procedure is as you know fully sanctioned by the Church of Lux, and I am happy to say that our doors will once again be open to welcome new devotees just as soon as el toro can walk straight again. |
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el toro
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| Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2004 1:58 pm Post subject: |
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| el toro is glad it was figs and not watermelons |
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Preacherman
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| Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2004 2:02 pm Post subject: |
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Yes, I fear the duck will be in intensive care for some time  |
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el toro
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| Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2004 3:25 pm Post subject: |
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well, that's what happens when you send the duck to a quack.
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mbauer
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| Posted: Wed Dec 01, 2004 9:36 am Post subject: |
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| el toro wrote: | well, that's what happens when you send the duck to a quack.
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<>an awkward silence fills the room as everyone shakes their head in disgust of El Toro's incredibly bad joke<> |
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el toro
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| Posted: Wed Dec 01, 2004 11:05 am Post subject: |
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wow... in reflection that was bad.
please fig-give me.
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Kef
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| Posted: Wed Dec 01, 2004 11:10 am Post subject: |
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| el toro wrote: | well, that's what happens when you send the duck to a quack.
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:rofl:
good joke (y) |
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