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1060 West Addison -- Came out of no-where during the 2005 Luxtoberfest.. Hosted and won some of the first "Castle Lux-Merchants" games hosted after the map was released... Barstar and El Toro each accuse each other, and sometimes jwd of being the mysterious 1060... So far, his/her identity is unknown.

3DA -- Always a fun player to be around, you will likely find 3DA playa' hatin' in the Bio Ghetto (of which he is an original member) or battling it out with the best in the Classic rooms. Manages to "snatch defeat from the jaws of victory," often getting a second place finish. But, if you're new and need help, or you just need someone to talk to, this is your man. Don't be hesitant to ask, he prides himself in his relationship with the community. Member of Ω

A Cute Puppy -- Not to be confused with Puppy. A light hearted player, who won't take the game too seriously and is prone to letting his turn time run out (give him a break, he plays with paws) An interesting mix of hippy and punk rawk, he spends his time playing lux, guitar, stenciling, working on his Environmental Science major, dying his hair and getting the crap kicked outa him at local punk shows. (Current color: Blue and Purple with a Pink streak)

Alexander_the_Great -- A talented, fun, polite, and sometimes dangerous player who is not to be confused with Alexander Great' who arrived on the scene shortly after Alexander_the_Great's arrival. Seeing these two in the same room can be confusing so it's best to address them by AtG and AG.

AliG -- Booyakasha! AliG is the bad boy rapper straight outta Staines in the UK, near Windsor, where the queen lives. He is one of the founding members of the "West Staines Massiv" He may live with his Nana in the suburbs and has spent more time in Drive thru's than in Drive by's but he can still mop up the floor in a game of Lux. Respeckt! If you want to talk with him try the translator

allen -- retired -- Voted one of Luxdom 2004's least likely to win, this dashing young Luxer formulates and implements his strategies with glacial speed and questionable precision. A force to be reckoned with only when he is massively ahead in armies, though he is easily distracted by seductive female wiles and/or the promise of Jameson 12 yr. old whiskey, neat.

AquaRegia -- The manliest man on the Lux circuit despite the gender-neutral nickname, which has something to do with chemistry. (Google it; if you must know.) His BlueSteel look is game-stopping; try not to be distracted by this tactic. Prefers Jameson, neat. A member of the Booth clan, who makes all of their ordered lists. He retired as a forum moderator after two years of grammatically proficient service, but still plays regularly.

Arka -- Arkas are versatile and opportunistic predators. They are considered the apex predator of the Lux world, often known to attack from circumpolar regions of Greenland. Keep your hands away from the keyboard when they are feeding.

Arod -- aka Weed, Norte et al -- Age 17. A reformed suicider, his newest incarnation is a majority of unranked play. Suicides according to his own twisted logic, which no one understands but himself. The good news is, I just saved a lot of money on my car insurance by switching to ... oh, never mind.

Atom -- One of the original Luxers, good guy, good player. Disappeared off the face of the earth without so much as a goodbye months ago. Rumor has it he and princessknights eloped, but he was recently found working at the desk of a Sri Lankan sex hotel ... without princessknights. Has been seen with his clothes on and off since then.

Augustus Maximus -- A crazy Athletics fan, this player usually is seen playing classic matches. went from super NOOB, to super ASSHAT, to a very well respected member of the lux community in a very short amount of games. has a tendency to annoy certain players like mattman160, but deep down, we all wub him. Only player to be banned from forums for making a joke about himself. Twitch is his real passion, classic is a close 2nd.

Autoplay -- Yeah.....what about em? Where did he come from?

Baden -- An enigma. The inscrutable Black Hole of Luxtopia. Other than some unconfirmed reports of Baden being from Germany and having an odd Cow fetish, little information has escaped from the bottomless gravity well ... Baden has started a Luxer dynasty by introducing his sons K-SWISS and Urban Spaceman to the game. Correction: K-SWISS introduced Baden.

BarStar -- One of the best hosts in Lux; when "the Bar is OPEN", it is an experience not to be missed ... is the DJ of streaming BarStar Radio, he will play requests during Lux hours ... he can be heard yelling, "On your Mark, GET SET, Go!" ... he also makes some beautiful maps ... beware of his involvement in some sort of Church scheme, he is just out for your RAW ... and YEA!!! ... rumored CCO of TorStar; creating fine products for the good folks of Luxtopia ... founding member of the 500 Club ... and last but not least, this master of the long game invented the winning defensive move that makes para shake in his boots: the Wall of Bar ... rumored he enjoys pickle juice martinis ...

Bat Rastard -- This rastardly bat will force you to consume guano if you underestimate his bite. He barks a lot too..

Beetroot -- A good-natured Luxer who started with Bio and now kicks n00b ass in Classic. He will also kick your ass on any state map. Co-founded Ω.

bennok -- This crafty nationally competitive weightlifter will often tell you he has work to do, only to sit and wait for another hour, allowing everyone else to foolishly attack eachother. Watch out for the "I have a lot of work to do" statement, it is always a false pretense. Has maintained a top 10 seeding for a long time.

Beauty -- A real beautiful player

Bigmac_375 -- Known to play nice at first, but when he gets the slightest bit of control he will slowly leech the life out of you.

Big Will E Style -- A good-fearted fellow on a good day, a merciless bastard on a bad day, and a pretty darn effective player on both days. Possesses a marked hatred for alias users. æ

Billy93 -- New to Lux in October 2008, this noob immediately earned the respect of his opponents with impressive play. This Profile should be considered under closely observed construction.

Black Pope -- He may look like a Gun Totin' Redneck Jesus Freak but he's actually a Gun Totin' Redneck Jesus Freak Power Hungry Moderator who would would sell his soul for good dice. Self confessed "Freaky Man" he has "connections" upstairs so if his close friendship with God isn't enough to frighten you, perhaps his "Family" will. Ranked in Luxtoberfest 2005 as "Not Very Good" Ranked in his mind as "Pretty Pretty Flower". He gives his services to support the Anti-Holy Church of Lux to banish Tyranny in Lux. Proudly sports the following 'Met' buttons: Smedz, Sidhe, Toro, Muskie, Hoodie (and Hoodie's sister). One of the few players in the game who truly understands what it means to Go Apeshit™.

Blind Willie -- Mostly harmless. Easily distracted by anything with strings. Including G strings.

Boa -- Or 'Charles'. Known to do the right thing at the wrong time.

Bod -- A gentleman of the old school, cos its a long time since he left school (before most of the players here were born !). Often found chatting in Spanish - not that well, cos he is still learning, and its difficult when you get to his age to adopt new things. Typically found asshatting in Bio, a rare visitor to classic. Has a rare English dry sense of humour, often not appreciated or understood by his American cousins.

BombDiggityFresh -- After Easter vacation of 2007, every time you came on the forums there were a zillion new posts by a mysterious and very chatty young poster called BombDiggityFresh. Fortunately this particular Keffer is a cheerful and friendly one, which helps a lot. As a player he is, well, pretty average, as a chatter he is usually pleasant. Don't push him too far over the edge in games, because he can sometimes get very annoyed and and hit you harder than you could expect or be prepared for. If you take him on, take him out in one swift move. A fairly defensive player, but not in games with high card values.

BuyMoria ***ATTENTION***SPECIAL ALERT*** BuyMoria? can be found hanging back in the classic rooms (sometimes his own; he's a great host), chilling with the cool kids. Known for a thoughtful game, a laid back vibe, and a healthy skepticism regarding membership in anything. Consistently asks if the members of Ω receive dental. Fear his cash! He'll kill you with it.

Byron -- retired -- See stevenfarcy.

cbrokaw -- The only man to ever win a land war in Asia. See also Stubborn Firmly resolved or determined; resolute. See Synonyms at obstinate.

cHeecH99 -- Cautious of this one, he is slick and sneaky. If you have any Lolis you better hide them because he will steal them!!! Member of Ω PIPC

ChAiNcHoKeR -- retired --- Often ridiculed for his ridiculously stupid name, apparently a play on chain-smoking, ChAiNcHoKeR is new to Lux, but by no means new to Risk. He often claims he could wipe the floor with most Luxers in a game of Godstorm or Lord of the Rings Risk, having practiced so much in the "real non-Lux world". ChAiNcHoKeR embraces his 'noobiness' and is irritated about how not enough Luxers play on the Godstorm or LOTR maps -- they are just as good as Classic! ChAiNcHoKeR is English, articulate and likes to use long words.

Chan -- retired -- Mung bean.

Chumdinger -- One of the Founding Father players. "Chum" trolls like a pro and can land the big fish whenever necessary. All around good guy but watch out, he knows how to play this game.

Cliquekiller -- Evil player looks for any type of teaming or clique behaviour and infects the comradry with devilish intention . Hovers in most maps and he will find you ....

contempt -- retired -- n. 1. Open disrespect or disobedience for public authority; 2. Also known as Le Mépris in its original French by Jean-Luc Godard

Cosmokitten -- retired -- See Truffaut.

c0unse1 -- Newbish player loves asshating and a real bio wind up merchant . makes senseless moves and enjoys half killing

Creno -- Before the alias limit was imposed, he was in the top 10 for "most aliases held by one reg." An obnoxious and bossy guest who chants "rs" over and over when he's not in the game even when the game is fh, asks inane questions and denies it. As a player he is mediocre at best, and frequently his computer locks up the room and has your room "waiting for host" until he unfreezes long enough to get booted, at which point he usually comes right back in the room and denies what just happened, then fills your screen with "rs" again. His abusive actions finally got him banned.

CrimsonHosking -- A mystery, and an illusion. Often offers up advice which he himself does not work on. Loves to attack hypocrites, and point out everyone else errors. Overall Crimson does no good for the community but hosts games and gets peoples blood flowing none the less. Number 4 on the list of those who most hate half kills and will watch games to point them out. =)

C-Rex -- A Swedish Conqueror, pleasant fellow, and clown. But don’t let his red nose, make-up, size 24 shoes, and quick wit fool you. When it comes to war, he takes no prisoners and has won weekly first place medals (The exception is westsidekilla6. They have been rumored to tag team in the past). Member of §(clown division)

Cuarto -- retired -- A player you'll definitely enjoy playing with: he's very funny and relaxed, and at the same time a great adversery. He's always willing to learn more and also pass his knowledge to the new players. You can count on him to try new maps with different settings, for he keeps looking for new Lux experiences. A true sportsman whom you can address in español.

Cyanshade -- retired -- Noble guy with gay colors but great taste ... beating him up is challenging, looking at his boards breathtaking, because of the colors of course, so games with him are always fun. Most importantly, a quality booze hound, thru and thru.

cygne -- Loves gret neighboorships and BBQ's ... he will move out when u ask him and say always "Please" to him. He likes it to be called "capital C" - if its bots first and u dont go for it he will probably hit u the whole game long. Sometimes when he has time he also sends some nice Youtube-Sound or does the sports-commentaries of the game. In general a great guy - but dont forget "Bots 1st is Bots 1st", or capital C will hit u.

CyNd3r -- A new player who was one of the first iPhone newbs (iNoobs) to join the computer version. He is a generally a quick learner and is always ready to help another player understand the game better. Ω æ

dadaist -- not to be confused with "futurist" -- King of the Flatfish and Cop of Cod. When spelled out backwards, dadaist reads "voni is dead" ...

Danmax -- So impressed with Lux that he is on a crusade to recruite 20 of his friends to join the fray ... Lincoln, help us. He has an eclectic sense of humor

Daka -- Often found hanging out in the Deux rooms. Has a nasty bite and will devour all who stand before him. Hates asshats and aliases and all who don't play to win. Has a passion for a few hot ones while playing. Dont let his defensive strategy fool you as when you least expect it he will crush you.

Darth Rellek A really good player and a cool guy. Known as one of few Professional Lux Players. Also a very good friend to the clowns who covers his back with piethrowing when needed.

DeathNote -- also known as dan walsh ......errrrr serious asshat suicider and one of the biggest whingers in lux beware his temper he will half kill u for fun ..... has started too mature into a great player and is a very accomplished twitcher

Deep Blue -- One of the nicest luxers around, yet ruthless as hell, best to keep him on your good side. Can be found mostly battling it out in the Bio Ghetto

deez nuts -- His forum posts about his love life are classics, even though he never remembers what he's posted when he sobers up the next day. His game play, however ...

Digita Jihad -- also known as ChrisUT , ruthless aggressive gameplayer , great on any map, good twitcher altho can be a bit too ambitious and half kills do occur . . . . .has left again recently, but do beware noob's, if he returns ........

djdee -- British Bio Ghetto Dwella and all around great guy. Check the rankings - deadly as hell. Known to lurk quietly in a corner of the Bio map and then kill 4 players in one turn for the win. Possessor of an acerbic wit and a quick trigger finger. Rumors of his teaming with a certain Italian Bio Ghetto Dwella are greatly exaggerated. (see qwert1965)

Dog -- Enjoys drawing and strangling animals. Spends most his time on Lux trying to win and find his giant pants. As well as chatting up Sidhe, PK and other random grls. (Grls is gathering term for the various flavours of slux)

dollabillz -- A young Canadian boy who kicks it in classic. He is constantly hounding his idol Beetroot for tips on how to become a man. He is known among his peers for his odd fascination with lobster genitalia. Member of Ω.

Dominator -- Dominating every aspect of the game this 2006 R.O.Y. can be found organizing both his M.O.T.W. and RAW medals in his showcase. A former #1 seed makes this player a force not to be messed with. He sometimes appears mysteriously on Sunday after being absent for several weeks. Has been known to jump 500+ raw in the last few hours of a raw race to "steal" a medal. Exhibit A Exhibit B

DOZO -- (ﾉ°~°)ﾉ

Dr. Strangelove -- Nobody important.

Dr. Thorvaldt -- One of the few good players not concerned with the raw chase. Doc has been known to occasionally throw a game or two to help his fellow luxers.

Dr. Zuss :9

Drifter -- The urban hillbilly! And the undisputed KING OF SMILIES! The undeniable Emperor of Avatars! Unarguably the nicest man in Lux. Frequently found turtling in OZ drinking his special brew of adult lemonade snacking on his favorite *Manimal snacks and kiwis. Don't let his demeanor fool you! He is one of the 3 "Marathon Men" in Lux http://sillysoft.net/wiki/?LongestGameRounds! He is no push-over, that's him "playing with his food". He will beat you if he wants to! Member of Team Water in Castle Tourneys and Michelle's Boys aka Not Just Creepy. A consistently positive voice in the Forums. Was recently added to the Mod Squad.

dustin -- The creator of Lux. Do not gaze upon His face, nor utter His name from your lips, or you will risk being stricken with plague (bad dice & buggy games are His favorite). Mostly plays late at night (not as often as the hardcore users). He is the secret identity of DustinSacks. He will pretend to play hard, but then let you win, so you encourage your friends to play Lux.

Eice -- Founding Father of The Omni-Holy Church of Lux. The Omni-Holy Church was founded on November 18th, 2007, with the great assistance of Lantern. While he might seem docile and holy, beware his speed... he is cold as Eice, but blisteringly fast. Founder of §

el toro -- The mad bull! Not particularly mad, or bullish, or even very snortalific, but he does play ... and he rocks! Like Lincoln but better and harder! CEO of Luxtopia's beloved Toro-corp. One of the founding members of the semi-holy church of Lux and continued blabby-mouth voice of said church. Often says things like: "el toro smacks KEF with a duck!" & "drama, drama, drama". Please, do not feed anymore mushrooms to the bull. Founding member of the 500 Club, but has been kicked out due to multiple high raw infractions.

ellebelle -- a botress which uses diplomacy to gain power. strictly european. and she brings the itch back to british.

elisaelli -- Mysterious, chatty newcomer. Underage. Known kleptomaniac.

Enokrad -- A friendly foe who is always willing to lend a helping hand, yet don't be fooled, he will kill you within a blink of an eye when the time is right.

Enzo1997 -- A good hearted player with a short temper. He gets good streaks and bad streaks even ask him when he was in 94th at 2 hours before week over final position 249th. OUCH! Can be found asshatting in the Bios or lucking his way to first in classic!

Eric the Great of Antarctica -- A founding member of NATO, Eric is a man of many hats and/or helmets. Magic Hats, being his favorite, and Ass Hats being his least favorite. An unselfish member of the Lux Community, Eric will take time out of his game(s) to don his helmet and teach asshats a lesson or five. But do not paint Eric with only an Asshat Assassin's brush; they don't call him "The Great" for nothing. Southern Emissary of NATO.

Fane -- Former Highest RAW record holder.

Fishflakes -- Not just fishy but flakey too. No to be confused with fishhead, fishbait, fishfry, fishguts, fishhead, or especially fishy.

Firefly -- aka dreamtraveler -- Like all fireflies, he buzzes about in unpredictable patterns that will mystify and delight throughout the night, especially to members of the opposite sex.

FLABIO Loud mouth, estimated age: 10?. Not a very good player, tends to make rabid kills like reaper, but usualy borks them or suicides. Uses the term ZIP IT NOOB! extremely often. Has a whole score of aliases to confuse hosts (http://sillysoft.net/lux/rankings/alias.php?username=bitch%20slap). Funny to watch him do stupid things and say stupid things in game, but no fun to play with. His abusive actions finally got him banned.

Flex -- retired -- Flex ... ?!

FrankieJ -- retired -- See Cosmokitten.

furball -- retired -- Appears to be the result of a shaving contest between Sasquatch and Gibraltar Monkey, although it is unclear who won the shaving contest, furball went on to beat the both of them in a 5, 5, 5 classic. Etiquette demands the follwoing greeting when this players enters a game: "<cough> <hack> Furball! There you are!"

gabeshac -- The only man to ever be voted ASSHAT OF THE WEEK two weeks running.

geiler hengst -- Vir sapit qui pauca loquitur

General K -- A General specialized in training elite troops in the Middle East. Just pray you never encounter his marching armies. His strategy is based on one simple rationale: know who to hit, when to hit and where to hit! BESIDES THIS HE REALLY LOVES TO CHAT IN CAPITALS, TO SOME ANNOYING EXTEND FOR SOME, BUT THEY DON'T REALLY UNDERSTAND THE TRUE POWER OF K'S CAPITALS. Has been known to wear hair curlers when playing lux!!!Also the only member in "Clowns Unite" that is a K-lown!! Has been permanently banned from the game, a relief for some, a loss to some others. Member of §(clown division)

Gibraltar Monkey -- A fine role model for all the intellectually challenged monkeys out there. "GB" or "GM" uses his mind and often defeats all five opposing great ape players in a single game.

Gilbie -- retired -- 1: marked by deception; "achieved success in business only by underhand methods"; syn: underhand, underhanded -- 2: marked by quiet and caution and secrecy; taking pains to avoid being observed; "a furtive manner"; "a lurking prowler"; "a sneak attack" -- 3: Backstabber (Bah! You call him backstabber cause he kicked yer keister; lesser genius is more like it. - Logan) -- 4: Only player to have once had two wiki profiles! He's just that spamtastic!

glowextreme -- Can often be found hosting a full house. He has taken up the TeamPlay banner with his hosting and the creation of the TheRawWhores. Cool guy.

gmail -- Formerly known as Ed, AKA edwinhlee.blogspot.com. Be warned, when he wins he will drag out the game for about 6 hours longer than he needs to, just keeping 99%-killing his opponent for no other reason than to torture him and everyone else in the room, refusing to end the game. He will keep this up for hours for no reason, and hurl abuse at anyone who doesn't play exactly the way he wants. If he or if any of his aliases show up in a room, boot/ban/kill on sight.

Golfmannen -- aka flog --,The charmap master of Lux, Clown Leader, he loves numbers, and earned respect by throwing himself into both the forums and the games. Helps bolster the Swedish contingent bringing the known grand total to 4. Collaberated with Sylocat on a couple of maps, and reportedly beta-tested some others for him. Co-Founder and Leader of The Clowns which were established as a force in Lux on 11/20/07. http://sillysoft.net/forums/viewtopic.php?t=12705&start=0 As of 11/20/08 has the low raw record of 54. http://sillysoft.net/wiki/?Lowest%20Raw Member of §(clown division)

Goten6456 -- A pleasant luxer. When fellow players see him in a game they are assured a good time. Has a strange fascination (obsession) with Garth Brooks. No one knows why. We all just nod politely to him and ignore his schoolgirl crush on Garth.

Grozoth -- Skilled in the arts of Jedi Mind Waves, groz seems to easily control weaker minded players (can't you see that he is evil people !?!!). Enjoys role-playing. Can be just as fast actin as tinactin (on occasion). Beware, and have your iJedi Mind Shield ready.

Gurlugon -- retired -- Indeed. Be glad he hasn't made any new maps, and that he isn't around too often to steal RAW from lucky wins against the pros.

GYPCOUNT -- A cool luxer with a sharp wit. This brave man pokes badgers for fun in his spare time. Be careful when he hosts though. He takes crap from no man. He will boot at the slightest provocation. A founding member of the Asshat Assassins who played during Luxtober IV. Western Emissary of NATO. Member of §

Headache -- retired -- Constantly in search of aspirin, or tylenol, though mostly for himself as he often likes to make other people feel the symptoms on the back of the cold medicine box, not by beating you, rather by making inane comments until you surrender.

Heartscoffee -- A nice girl for the most part. Quite a force to be reckoned with in games. Once went on a lux date with Beetroot. Ω

Helen -- Always brightens up a room when she shows up. She is smart, funny, and makes Lantern smile when he sees her. Honorary member of §

Honey Bunny -- Oh it’s just a harmless little bunny, isn’t it? Well, be warned – and be afraid. Straight from the movie Monty Python and the Holy Grail comes this furry harbinger of doom. Cute, furry, soft, and completely deadly. Much deadlier than the Pulp Fiction name suggests.

hoodie -- The Great North American Hoodie has been seen in his habitat playing with fire and wearing shiny gold pants. Approach with sunglasses to avoid retinal burn. Also, reports of his sister beating Black Pope with a large stick because he couldn't eat a whole piece of pie have been greatly exagerated.

Hot Carl! -- retired -- Very few players can boast that they inspired a completely new catch phrase. "Hot Carl!" Can't you feel it?

Hot Soup -- ...No relation to Hot Carl. This is the name of someone who does know how to play by the "rules" or common strat. I just stopped caring so I created this. I just play this to spend time...and because it is addicting. I apologize to those that care, because I really don't. P.S. Hot Soup from Ender's Game.

Hugo-- a great player, hugo has the most explosive temper in lux .... has lost his sense of humor in recent times...... . . . when hosting has been prone to ban good players from the medal chase.

Hugo Chavez -- The leader of Venezuela who promises to spread freedom, prosperity and peace throughout the world.

I like cold beverages -- A player that defines what lux is all about. Deadly, friendly, and a serious adversary. You can count on fair play and a night of horror. Don't expect to win and don't serve warm beverages.

ionJuice -- Beware crossing the volatile ionJuice, he will go on a suicidal rampage against the first player to cross him in a game. What makes him unique is that he is one of the only Lux players ever to actually win multiple games with this strategy.

IrnBru001 -- Rumored to have "intriguing, sparkling made in Scotland from girders flavor" ... but be warned, he may contain traces of nut.

Jadepathman -- The Samoan Master. Has turned playing the Hawaii map into a distinct style of game ... quick, fun and up for grabs.

JAL --Statistically the most successful of the BANE crew, JAL is a pure example of "lux imitating life". A fire fighter by trade, JAL is known to douse a hot opponent with a swift, cool response. Don't be afraid to chat to this nice guy of lux; But be very afraid when JAL has you lined up

Janet Webb -- She likes the rough play and long slow kisses between turns. Be careful when approaching her from the rear ... her leather corset tends to chafe.

Jayfox -- A newer-than-most player who shines @ times, but still tends to make st00pid decisions. His hangouts tend to be Classic part deux rooms (usually hosted by DV or KC, not to mention Preacherman).Rather polite and uncompromising when it comes to skirmishes, this player will not leave a game with players mad @ him unless that was the plan. A promising player, hopes to become a Noble one day and before turning 16 (dec 8th guys!!!) hopes to become top player of the week.

jelly -- Needs a new set of dice. Someone took his loaded dice at one of BarStar's games. Makes some good music though. Jelly jiggles!

Jerry T -- For one brief hellish month in May of 2006, this rampant half-killer slaughtered the competition for 4 out of 7 weeks. Stopped only by PSU, magpie, and a young Dominator. To say that JT was abrasive in game chat would be like saying that Atilla the Hun needed to work on his table manners, and he was finally banned to much relief. Since when he has been briefly seen playing as an unreg, and as abusive as ever.

Joe -- Tall, brilliant, handsome, and fun loving, but likely to devote an entire game to avenging you if you pick on this sly guy too early in the game.

Jonesy -- A newer player in '05 and one of the fastest players on the Lux circuit. He wishes he could host TRUE high speed games with turns shorter than 30 seconds. He will ruthlessly stock up armies and take out multiple opponents in the late game with a card pickup strategy. Prefers Maker's Mark, neat.

jOnNiE -- Mostly full of hot air. But that just goes to prove his theory that German's love David Hasselhoff. An artiste

Josh -- retired -- Old Newbie, who recklessly attacks you if you have ever taken one of his countries in a game or just placed men in a continent he wants. Also has a hard time hosting a game that does not crash.

jwd -- jwd is a player. This is his profile. Kill kill kill ... Is twice as dangerous after he has some rum in him.. beware! He is the only non-Mod "Civilian" to ever lock a thread... Was it his Homemade Jedi ModStick™? Or was it the naked dance? Luxdom may never know for sure.... Frequently seen in Barstar's games asking for Bar to play some more Jimmy Buffett and shouting "GO CUBS!" to El Toro... Sometimes hosts as jwdski...

jt -- Ladies get him all hot and bothered.

juveke -- A cool Portuguese guy with a great sense of humor. often likes to annoy the big guy and snatch some income from him. sometimes he gets killed 1st for that, but it sure spices up the game. yep, to play with juveke is NEVER boring! He often needs fresh copies of the chess directions though.

Kain Mercenary -- A character who enjoys a good laugh. He is also a great player and Co founder of Ω

Kef -- The "Spammer of the Forum", this player will post on all topics, regardless. He wipes you off the field if he's awake, has semi-decent dice, and you are looking the other way because he said you can trust him. Kill him on sight. (I WUB YOU KEF!!! ~MaW~)

Kngklye -- Currently a noob, but a scary one. Plays a fair game but can be seen in forums trying to get free raw. A true luxer, loved by most.... feared by all ; well some anyways. Humorous chat is part of the package.

KingPatrick -- This gentle beast is a pleasure to play with, with the diplomacy of a wise old king, but should one straggle behind the herd, or become weak, half-killed or wounded, he'll pounce from the tall grass and rip out the throat, especially for the smell of fresh cards. If you hit his continent, chances are he will hit you back. Voted Best Host at Luxtoberfest 3, his room is always rocking.

kitty on catnip-- Also known as WaR_LoRd, kitty on catnip's arrogance might be the most easily observed characteristic, but deep down he is rather sensitive. His mouth has gotten him banned from activity, and his suicides are more common than should be, but he has a passion for the game to rival that of players such as paranoiarodeo, though the two have entirely different outlooks on the game. This extraordinarily fast player does his math well, but has arguably too low of standards for how many armies are enough to go for a certain kill. kitty is the sensei for such players as Cuarto and Beetroot, which shows that even though his actions may be brash, he can also be very down to earth at times.

Kurtz -- awol

Kyle -- The "Master of Disaster", this player will unload on you quicker than a jackrabbit in a minefield. He is also a talented independent film maker.

Lantern -- The Second founding father of The Omni-Holy Church of Lux. Always polite and enjoyable to play a game with, but capable of holding his own in a game against any player. Supposedly had a dove that shined brightly in his hand when he was born, thus the name Lantern. Founder of § Member of PIPC æ

Liberty Prime -- A relatively new player who just one day showed up in the Roman games after chilling in the Bio Ghetto for awhile. An unpredictable player who uses a d20 to decide which strat, and who to attack, each game. Liberty Prime is best known for eliminating all of a opponents income, if said opponent should ass-hat him. Liberty Prime is a frequent user of "zooing" a term he invented, to protect a player in a country with only one entrance. Some players do not appreciate this mercy second gesture, even more so when Liberty Prime does this in the beginning of the game. Player Milltycoon had this to say about Liberty Prime "You are a mean, passive-aggressive player who attacks people out of sadism. I have no use for you or your lies. You want to f*ck me up game after game? Do it without the propaganda" æ

Licht -- An amiable tree-hugger and touch-pad master, but don't let it fool you; he's deadly when tempted. Likes to let everyone else battle while they don't realize he's becoming the biggest with the smallest income. Take that lowly income and you'll certainly die with or without him. Occasionally brings out the light from some secret location, letting it shine brightly before hiding it again.

Lincoln -- The 16th President of the United States or a type of car ... in any case they both rock!

Logan -- If you were ever looking for a buddy who'd betray you at the last moment, this is the one Y Tu Brute! sneaky, lets Gibraltar Monkey win ... (He does not let me win, who wrote this? Oh, but he is sneaky ... -gm) (ps. Letting Logan win gets you free passes to his dirty website.) All the girls love him especially, when he twirls them, when they enter a game.

Loki -- He's back!! Norse God of treachery, mischief and malevolence. Any wonder he has a bad rep?! Plays for keeps, explodes with startling alacrity if the cards come out right. Not a suicider, but has been known to engage in serial homicide with delight.

Looxer@Italy -- Nice host, nice guy; his room is always full of the biggest Luxer characters ever. Join them, just remembering that "Italians Do It Better". This means you'll be often "Looxed".

Llux Llama -- This social, soft and furry camelid luxer displays their predictable low-key temperament until threatened. Occasional spitting can be expected when cards become available. Llux Llama is Head Missionary of "The Llustrious order of Lluminated Llamas", though nobody seems to care.

Lupus ferox -- This player prefers revenge over winning, especially when he is a victim of stupid moves. He therefore doesn't win much... His name doesn't stand for a disease by the way, but is a sort of Latinized version of his real life name. He makes Lux maps every now and then, and when treated cautiously, helps out starting map makers.....

magpie -- a player who likes to win, will seek revenge if he thinks he is getting screwed. been known to seek revenge for very little things, do not cross him ... oh, and furball says: "Really cleaned up during Luxtoberfest, eh ?!"

*Manimal -- A peculiar creature known for his obsessive licking habit and insatiable appetite for scotch flavored cookies ... the self proclaimed "Lux Cutie" lulled everyone into submission during Luxtoberfest III with his brilliant charm and frightful good looks ... thus winning five competitions, medaling in eight and being recognized by his peers for two more; a Luxtober best of fifteen awards ... despite this treasure trove of bling, *Manimal has won only a single weekly competition, under a cloud of suspicion that paranoiarodeo willingly sacrificed his Sunday best RAW to a horde of newbies ... ooohh ... also known to whine publicly about his inability to climax at the proper time ... 3-round Asia hold, suspected to be the earliest to date.

Marauder -- Aptly-named Luxer with an insatiable taste for raw; he'll bust down your back door, front door, or your windows in his quest for raw. But he'll thank you afterwards for your contribution. Ω

Master -- Not to be confused with "The Master" or "Maxtah", this Master dominates all that is not yet blue. When hosting, you might find he is always blue, but dont worry, blue is just a nice color to look at while playing. So, let the blue fill the whole map and enjoy. Besides that, start up a conversation about cars and you will find yourself in an hour long conversation (If a nube has not already taken over and the game ended).

Mattman160 -- A slightly better player than Mattman159. Most of his kills are for some kind of perverse sexual pleasure, but sometimes he kills for cards. If you let him win once in a while, he may make you a paper boat (again for sexual pleasure). Believes that the Asia Bonus and Pie Heaven just MIGHT be a trick. << MrBuckin the Impaler is now controlling player Mattman160 >>

Maw1028-- She is the Lux best friend. She’s a mawnster on the deux maps and not too shabby at classic either. Her beauty is accentuated by her big red nose. She regularly patrols the forums cheering up the downtrodden and pulling the forum out of the sewer when it starts to spiral out of control. Just be aware that she is not all sugar and spice though. Get on her bad side and you may be told to stfu or…GET MUTED!!!! Did I mention the nose? (Kef mutes ~MaW~!!)Ω Member of §(clown division)

Maxtah -- da l33t

Mazza -- One of the original BANE team members. Also known as Mazzaratti for his speed and quick killing abilities. He always plays to win and prays on easy targets. A friendly and honorable player, you can always catch a good competitive game with this stallion in the race. Beware as he might claim BANE FOREVER.

mbauer -- Aka 'mb' is a map-maker supreme. He is responsible for the World War series, Castle Lux, and others. He brought map-making to a new level. Also a great guy and quality player, he looks FABULOUS in a pink feathered boa. Secret lover of Booth and Leader of the Anti-Holy Church of Lux. he has been seen sneaking in el toro's room late at night to "polish" his medals. mbauer smells of dill because of the pickle/peg in his butt. Also can't tell the difference between a pole and a peg. Has secretly been hired by Sillysoft for foreign spy work.

mellowmadness -- retired -- Mellow and mad? Yes it's true! This tall, gorgeous Lux Maiden may be a real softy at heart, but knows a good rampage when she sees one. Friendly and sociable unless provoked. Then you might want to run. Fast. Idiots, suiciders and general asshats beware...has no time for prattitudes. A freelance graphic designer and music lover the rest of the time.

mercer -- Beware, he will take over a bot to change the outcome of the game.

Meron -- djdee thinks he's the nicest player in lux, Qwert1965 thinks he's the laziest and uses his name as a verb ("he is meroning for 5 turns now"), trinket thinks he's mysterious (for some reason), but judging from his win ratio, he's probably just trying to study the game. his nickname is marathon meron. Puppy admires his fair play and sense of humor.

mic -- mic is drunk. How drunk you ask? Jaw-breaking drunk

Micella -- The baddest Slux of Lux. She is one of the highest seed Roman Empire 2 Players. Currently seeded 7th and always rising up to the top. Beware of her evil demon eye, it has the power to seduce men with a glance or sear souls from flesh.

michaeloh -- an extremely timid and unfocused player. Bad at math and has hand-eye coordination problems. Keep him as a distraction and he will guarantee your winning.

michelle -- Michelle is one of the Lux community founders. She was a major player from very early on enjoying both sustained rankings success and a reputation for friendliness. She joined the forum mod squad as an original member and has been enlisted ever since. Rumored to be a member of the first couple to get together because of Lux. "True goodbyes are the ones never said or explained."

microtonal -- micro, or 'tonal, as he is otherwise known, has given up writing the unwritten rules for lux hosting, and is instead considering writing a turtle treatise as he is sick of continually defending the legitimacy and profitability of this strategy. he loves playing, hosting, and SET. he usually holds a couple of the highest weekly RAW scores ...

Mike -- Master of the Game, and post master as well. A follower of the Anti-Holy Church. Usually Plays at night ... very friendly ... likes to eliminate bots ... but beware when they're gone. Never seen in pictures with Hot Carl!, rumored to work at Daily Planet ... ?!

mini meani mussolini -- A foul mouthed SOB with a big ego. He enjoys making rude comments and jokes (he used to play under the name Baby Hitler and Krazy Kolonist). Feel free to /mute him if it bothers you. Has some skills on the battlefield.

MinorKing -- There is nothing 'minor' at all about this King. Steer clear of him on the board; if he is hit, he hits back.

mintlive -- Typed by sober person: Known to drink heavily during gameplay. Apologizes in advance for incoherent sentences.

MissChaos -- Probably one of the best Hex players around, but an accomplished player on most maps, and a great host. Her easy going attitude and sense of fair play has made her very well liked by the community and she is of course loved to pieces by her hubby, Preacherman. Her avatars are often the talk of the community. MissC also has a great sense of humor, bringing laughter to all, and also has a great taste in other women.

molideha -- This acronymic character has been seen waiting near an ever growing mountain of discarded bar napkins; eager to place microwagers (¥20) on various feats of skill and chance in Luxworld ... rampant whispers amongst the shadows speak of an offshore ticket window; generous odds given and negotiated. Ask politely and perhaps moli will guide you through the underworld, sharing a tiny smile or two along the way ... wicked Astros fan; "Welcome to 5th ... moron!" In his spare time, he makes up creative nicknames for his next incarnation, and does quite well at it.

Monster Man -- retired -- He's a beast. Don't make him angry. It makes him fart.

Moo Cows -- Bovine Supremacy, Dairy Warfare and being a pain to his old man are his ghastly plans!!!!

mood in dhingo -- Native tongue: dada-speranto. A rawhore who also likes to play impetuously and impulsively, by sense of smell. Suffers brash nOObiciders poorly. Hypes his anarcho-bacchanalian marching band, and peppers his love advice with dashes of Yiddish.

Mouldy Dog -- Danger keep out!!!! Deep water!!!! Beware his ax!!!!

MrBuckin the Impaler -- Cover your rear when the Impaler is near. Friendly, but dangerous. A fan of in-game and forum drama (Lux soap opera). Admires & emulates the "old school nasty" style of play. Always ready for an income or retaliatory strike unless plotting for a double, triple, quadruple, or quintuple kill. Toddly's pimp & Mattman160's puppeteer.

Mud -- Usually friendly, a bit nutz, always polite. Author of the best selling book "Zen and the art of the suicide" Founder of the Lux Anti Complaining Club (LACC). Only player to master all levels of Ancient Empires Lux.

Muskie -- Always bites more off in retaliation ,,, stay away from Rock Pile and we will play nicely ,,, wubs rum, commas, and sushi ,,, Part of the 'Chicago 3'.

my wife hates me' -- If he stays at work to play Lux and goes home late one more time, then surely we may find this player in the dog house, again (hence his other nickname "K Dog"). To beat him, just wait till his greed takes hold. Let him win, and he'll explain why he can be ruthless on the battlefield. Member of §

Natas -- retired -- It's just Twonatdog spelling Satan backwards. I think it sounds girly, but don't tell Satan I said so.

Natya -- retired -- Not Natas ... not even close. This he/she has wit and charm. Don't listen to the Siren's song. One of the best players in WWII Europe ... so watch out. Natya got into a fight with Sillysoft over the forum moderation and has been absent since then.

newbeslaya -- As one of the younger dominating luxers, he enjoys many thrills in Lux: such as climbing the raw ladder, though he has slowed down recently due to schooling, and slaying "noobs," hence the name. An otherwise consisent Deux and Bio player, newb flourishes with his dominating brilliance and unsurpassable strategy. One better have their wits about them when competing against this willful maestro of Deux.

nietzsche -- Tries to be nice and friendly but deep down a cold, calculating villain. Definitely to be avoided in long drawn-out games.

nikki -- Luxer since 2006. She is very agressive to avoid marathons. If you hit, guarantee a hit back. Became engaged to octobclrnts at the end of 2006.

Nikoooo -- retired -- Known as Bobby and other aliases, this player will cheat by controlling 2 players in the same game ... BEWARE!

Nimrod7 -- aka " Nimhat" A cool player and a nice guy with big feet and a red nose. Also a founder of the famous and great Clowns Unite that he and Clownleader Golfmannen invented in 2007. Often seen together with the other clowns: General K, Deuce, C-Rex, Maw, Wabbit of Doom, RATMOUSE, and N00less Cluebie. Nimrod is one of the most welcoming of players in the luxiverse, he will show u the ropes. Eastern Emissary of NATO......... Member of §(clown division)

n00less Cluebie -- The greedy win percentage says it all. Players that value their raw should probably play elsewhere. n00less can be difficult to locate since he plays on every conceivable map. Member of §(clown division)

OakHouse Djdee's dad . . . . . .loves bio hazard . . . .and will asshat without compromise . . . .

One Big Wave -- Often seen tying people to trees and stop signs, then gagging them. Not at all sneaky, he can still wipe the board with you. <<SET was elimanated by One Big Wave before the start>> He also has a sunburned neck.

orlando -- A mysterious latino man who plays by the name "orlando".

Owned -- a fine young bloke who has much potential. give him some time and he will be one of the best. Owned is a member of Ω. Also a member of The LLustrious Order of the Lluminated Llux Llamas.

Packman -- MVP of the 2007 Lux Castle Tournament and an all-around great Luxer. Don't underestimate him. Don't make him mad during a Packer's game either. One of the 3 "Marathon Men" in Lux. http://sillysoft.net/wiki/?LongestGameRounds. Member of Team Water in Castle Tourneys and Team Michelle's Boys aka Not just Creepy. A consistently positive voice in the forums. Recently added to the Mod Squad. Not only is Packman all of that, but he's an amazing person in general :) I've never met a player that didn't like him. He also has a kitty about to be named Manny. Most common line he uses, "Packman chucks his dice."

pale kate -- Known to travel long distances to fulfill her desire for a quality spanking. She will also spank you back if you show any weakness ... also, she can and should be blamed for most anything; punish her accordingly. Also, needs to come play more cause we miss her.

paranoiarodeo -- One of the very best Classic players to ever play Lux. He holds a number of records, including a huge lead in the amount of weekly first place medals. He is the first person to reach 20 first place medals, not to mention 50!. He has also been a source of some controversy... (Mawnster HUGS PARA!) Has an inclination to nod instead of talk, shrug instead of laugh, and drink scotch instead of..... does he ever drink something else? PIPC

Papa -- This luxer wubs everyone, but dig the essential truth: this cat's 51% angel, 49% devil SO DON'T PUSH IT.

Pars -- The Persian Purveyor of Punishment. This Luxer can be an honorable player unless he perceives you to be an asshatting, half-killing, back stabbing SOB. If you are perceived as such, watch out. Pars transforms into Pars-Hat. You know you’re in trouble when he puts on his pink shoes. You better run for cover because there is no hope for you then. Creator of a Classic Map Tutorial

Paul Speight -- Mostly relaxed and friendly, sometimes plays well, but is generally not concentrating properly. Wrote his own player bio and has a weak grasp on the concept of "alphabetical order".

Pauley -- Pauley can somehow make something out of nothing. He should be renamed Ninja Pauley, he will appear out of nowhere to take the game. Don't wait and hope for mental errors. A true gentleman of lux.

pcristov -- This is a truly blessed and gifted womanizer who happens to play a very good game of Lux when he's not in the shower. He has been known for his relationships with various attractive women at Lux like: sexy Laney6969, beautiful Miss Chaos and not to forget supermodel The Viking (please don't tell their husbands!) But this is all no miracle when U know he has the sexiest ass in Lux. Meet him in one of the MapOfTheWeeks early in the week and talk to him, you'll find him very good company! Also known as showerboy one of the biggest cry babies in the lux community. pcristov was the first player to reach 10,000 games.

Pi -- The friendliest player who can beat you consistently, but somehow you'll feel ok with it.

Pizzza -- the talking food which will eat YOU! Luckily, he gives you one warning before consuming you alive.

Plato -- ( pleɪtoʊ ) founder of the Academy of Lux in Athens, silly player in the rest of the world. Plato's is well known for his use of philosophy, logic, rhetoric, mathematics, and occasionally uses them in Lux.

pls -- rumor has it that pls is a player with a well-established chainsmoking history. Only recently it was discovered that he didn't even have an entry in the PlayerProfiles which indicates what an elusive type of guy he is. Nevertheless he's older than the bigger part of the lux community and to mistakenly believe his name stands for politeness, let alone weakness, in the battlefield may be the last mistake you can make.

PK -- retired -- aka PrincessKnights? ... one of the first regular female players. Always had an amazing ranking because nobody would attack her. Sat and shafted the entire game, flirted shamelessly with everyone and exploded when she outnumbered the combined forces of her unwitting opponents 5:1. Rumored to have been seduced by Atom months ago, and hasn't been seen since.

Poop Dick -- Annoying, usually rude player that does not commonly win. He almost always talks crap. Gets into arguements, and always has the last word. Knows his free speech limitations, and has recited them in multiple games. Most people hate him. Aragorn always asks him if he can host yet. He is banned from KingPatrick's games because of a vulgar name. Thinks KP is gay (and that everyone else is gay too), and does not want to come out of the closet, which is why he doesn't want any poop dick in his room.

Preacherman -- The Pastor of Disaster. The Sinister Minister. Preach is a true force of nature. He was the first of the great mapmakers and he packs a good punch on the field. If he says "brb, coffee" expect 5 min. If he says "smoke break, 30 min" expect 2 hours. If he says "Nef is a bitch today", expect to die in agony with an offer of sexual compensation in your hotel room afterwards. By Nef that is, not Preach. Unless your name is ... never mind. Be aware, he knows latin ... Preach is a major player in the Semi-Holy Church of Lux, with his exact role being unknown. He maintained an iron grip on the rankings in his heyday. A member of the forum mod squad since its founding.

Puddle of Mud -- Be careful you don't end up with mud on your face. A talented older player dating back to "tax" about 3 years ago with impressive stats and a player that'll keep you laughing all game, until you try to take his countries away from him... if you step in puddle...puddle fucks up ur shoes... he generally talks 3rd person and talks sometimes quite vulgarly...no one seems to understand much of what he says...to sum it up...he feels like he is "A dog chasing cars" ... that he "Wouldn't know what to do if he ever caught one".... he has no plan but likes to win...he firmly believes that in søvyet rûsha...lüx plays ú!.......with what he has to say....randomly as well....he will scare you....as a luxer and a player........very peaceful

Puppy -- Not to be confused with A Cute Puppy. Puppy usually communicates in third person. Throw Pup a bone and he'll be a friend for life. An unprovoked attack will generate rabies. Take the pups forum comments with a grain of salt or a shot of tequilla.

qwert1965 -- This Italian Luxer can always be found destroying armies in the Bio Ghetto around the reset. He's a great player, and has the medals to prove it. Very cool guy, always ready to laugh and throw down a great game. Rumors of his teaming with a certain British Bio Ghetto Dwella are greatly exaggerated. (see djdee)

Rated Insane Plays for 5th anything else is a bonus!

RCrum -- One of the least devious Lux personas one will run into, RCrum has some of the best Classic strategies that one will run into. Although he enjoys winning. he has been known to see how low he can get his raw, and, then, how high he can raise it with a single game by winning against the best Classic players around. His current low raw is 60. RCrum is quite the scheming player. Watch out!

Regent -- His RL name is Scott. A 24 English teacher in Japan who has lazy aspirations of being a writer. Or a bear. A guy who thinks aliai should be used for the powers of good, not evil. Goes by Elmo Mac'O'roy, Wren or @/P, usually courteous but far less so when drinking. Which is on the weekend. Which with Japan lag time is somewhere between yesterday and the day after tomorrow. His nickname choices are therefore foolish. Decided 'petty pace' is a good name for now.

redrum -- A man who calls himself the ultimate object of desire, the mountain of molten lust, the one, the only - REDRUM! PIPC

ren -- Ren is female. Adjust your pronouns, wear something comfortable and don't be nervous.

rip -- retired -- Or, maybe not? Coming this summer to a Mijor (Major? Minor?) European Capital Near (or not) You! Oh, and he's bringing Ravitar Mark 2 with. Not to be confused with riz, rjz, Rob or any of the other three-letter players. Nor should he be confused with RIP, an acronym which stands for Return Instruction Pointer, one of the register mnemonics on the i960 processor ... or Residential Insurance Premium. Doesn't swear. Even when he's hosting games under the Darwin rules and gets taken out in the fourth round ... and then sits around for another two hours, an additional 40 rounds, waiting for tomblack, ulfy, slug and nikolas to finish the game. He is slightly disappointed that he had to write his own bio. But the fact that he is Ravitars daddy-O should provide some relief.

riz -- THE first female Luxer, and a very good one. Does not play as much anymore unfortunately, but look out if you do see her in game. She lives with shopi, so it is perhaps understandable that she is sick to the back teeth of Lux by now.

rob -- This narcoleptic nemesis will crush you when you least expect it. His surprise moves can infuriate and entertain all around.

rottenboy -- Beware of the Rotten Boy..

Rubinski -- A cool luxer from Holland. He's known as well under the following nicknames: Winningski, Asshattinski, Backstabberinski... actually any adjective with a "inski" at the end will do! He is mostly famous for his creative name calling when he's angry. So don't be surprised if he calls you HENERAK when your nickname is actually General K!

SantaClaus -- Just played for christmas or Xmas whatever u prefer . . . . . keep an eye on your chimney next year

Saint -- Nice guy who loves to host. Saint has a huge crush on Laney, so expect his game to out the door if she joins.

Sasquatch -- If you ever doubted in bigfoot, you may just lose your cookies to this hulking hairy beast. Slowly, but surely, he will sneak up behind a tree and devour you to your very last card. Sasquatch was a member of the founding forum mod squad, but has since moved back into civilian life.

Savio -- Still a relatively new player though maintains a high percent win. Likes to talk a lot during games and make others feel that he is a harmless farmer before he strikes. He secretly hopes to become a raw whore and win the rankings for a few weeks until everybody recognizes his name.

SET -- Old school 4,5,6 destroyer. Recently began listening to the Warlocks constantly again while playing. Enjoys being called a n00b by players who haven't even found the rankings page yet. Awarded a "Most Strategic Player" Lifetime Achievement award during Luxtoberfest II. Once held the number 1 seed position for 15 consecutive weeks and was the first player to achieve a seed weight below 2. Formed SLEEPY (The first Micronation of Lux) on Friday Sept. 23rd 2005.

Scepter -- Angry at times, pleasant most. But still easy to kill.

SCEWTX -- A fast learning n00b who is fond of the Chatterbox, sometimes more so than actuall game...Be careful not to under-estimate him, he learns from every mistake he makes...and talks to much, but is never rude unless spoken to out of anger or boasting....allways willing to play just for fun......he is ginger

Scholesy -- retired -- Loves Man Utd., his favorite football team in Manchester, England. Despite the rumors his real is not ginger, although his temper rages red when n00bs suicide! FLASH! He's been seen recently online. Is he back?

Shall -- A newer player that started in august of 2006. Known for their pathing abilities and fast play. Counting abilities are dubious some nights, resulting in streaky play of many wins or losses in a row. Will engage in asshattery with players if they try to make an underhanded, stupid, or asshat move against them.

shock-n-ya'll -- Actually Jerry Garcia from beyond the grave. In between teaching bands of angels how to play guitar on all the traditional tunes the Grateful Dead played Garcia enjoys a few games of Classic. His play at times is as beautiful as his guitar melodies once were but he often "nods off" in the middle of a game and waits for the action to come to him. Can be found lurking the forums and doling out worldly advice on everything from the guitar to directions around San Fransico.

ShockandAwe -- An excellent player and first place weekly medal winner. Get in his way, and he'll blow you to Kingdom Come. A member of Kingdom Fire and 2008 Bronze medal winner of the Castle Tourney. One of his few flaws is his love of the Iowa Hawkeyes.

shopi -- This guy plays sooooo much Lux, he is a totally insane master. Right now he has won more games than anyone has played! He's French, but try not to hold that against him. Shopi's favorite color is pink ... he usually plays Lux with fluffy, pink slippers in bunny style, but don't stress this fact too often, lest you be "shopi'ed" sooner than later. (MostGamesPlayed; MostWins.)

Sidhe -- A dangerous temptress who keeps stock piles of fishnet stockings for when things get rough. Things have been especially rough recently, having fallen under the control of a mildly drunken Scotsman. Not only has she sacrificed her home town for Glasgow, she is also having to forfeit Sushi for Patina Gosht and Martini's for Pints of 80. Does this woman's love know no bounds?

Sir Holo -- Another noble player on the unending search for the Holy Grail of Lux. He'll gladly siege (or seize?) your castle and liberate your cards if you disrupt his search. He finds all challenging opponents, bots included, to be pleasing. He is an honorable player who will salute before killing you in the most horrible manner.

Sir Conga -- enter text here?

skenkley -- Not a bad player, but hosts games and restarts if you kill him off too early!

slow learner -- The Lava Lamp of Lux sets the standard for calculating play. It wouldn't be so painful if he would win more often.

Smashley -- skyNut said, "how is it that cynd3r has a player profile on the wiki, but Smashlee-the-walking-party-metalhead-queen-of-awesomeness has none?" Ω Represent!

Smaug -- He tries to intimidate players with his scary avatar, but we all know he is all bark and no bite; although he is a strong like a dragon player. It should also be noted that Smaug stands alone as the only male Luxer who does not physically resemble Napoleon Dynamite. He is also a secret admirer of Orlando.

Smedz -- Scottish, Angry and Invariably Drunk! -- His gameplay tends to improve as the night draws on ... has an irrational hatred of suiciders and prone to the odd post defeat outburst ... "well ive been f*cked up by blind tw*ts who seem to think 4th is a success" ... always willing to help fellow players improve their strategy, record collection and taste in sweeties; has perfected the early evening collapse and will regularly be found cursing the very n00bs he was trying to help ... Despite his repuation for alcohol fuelled rage - he polled as 2nd best host in Luxdom (2nd only to the irrepressable BarStar).Like the Chicago 3 Smedz has been active in the real life side of Lux, proudly displaying his Met Xanadu, Met Zod, Met Pope, Met Muskie, Met Dustin & Met Toro badges. He of course cherishes his "Loves Sidhe" badge most of all.

Snarl -- Competent bio ghetto Dweller . . will suicide without hesitation . . has trust issues . . . . big temper when tested

SnyperEye -- One of the originals of Preacherman's gang but pledges his allegiance to mbauer and the Anti-Holy Church. He is practically a bot; he spends his time studying the A.I. of Lux. He opened the Hotel Lux for his long-term guest for a wild and fun experience playing lux. He keeps the harmony in the Forums through interactive games. He currently dedicates his loyalty to the 10 Monkeys of the Apocalypse.

Soundboy -- The Official Sonic Turtle. He has the medal to prove it too. Sonic is the master turtler. He doesn’t do this to play for second or third either. He uses this looked-down-on strategy to win. He can bide his time and turn a weak position into a strong one. Northern Emissary of NATO. Ω æ

Stevebird -- The honored President of the People's Republic of Guacamole first graced us with his presence in late '05.

StumbleBum -- The most stunningly attractive of all the Luxers. He also enjoys Chinese food and wipes well after a good BM.

Suicidal Turtle -- Master of the Turtle Strategy, and the Zero Card gambit, the Turtle wields a powerful curse that, 98% of the time, will make opponents who attack him without provocation lose the game. He has written a treatise on the topic "Curse of the Turtle FAQ" which is far too long but entertaining. Wears his heart on his sleeve and is whiny at times.

SunTzu -- A prodigy of mbauer, Another Supreme map maker in the Map Makers guild and follower of the Anti-Holy Church. He is willing to tutor those in need of a few quick steps with map making.

SuperGood -- She (yes, SG is a she) can always be relied on for a good game and a pleasant chat. Not a slux, but a fun opponent nontheless. Ω æ

Sylocat -- The only thing more annoying than an idiot is a genius, as the self-proclaimed Official Lux Kitten never gets tired of proving.

Syzygy -- only put a minimum effort into his player profile ... enough to put him in the list, but not enough to say anything meaningful or witty ... or was it??

TazzyGirl -- One of today's most prominent Classic hosts. Almost always dressed in purple (a la Barney), Tazz has been known to come up with a timely TazzCash? and tends to use her lollies as a governing tool. It is much better to receive a lolli as a reward than to be bopped by one on the head. Colors and flavors available upon request.

Tech1 -- Well respected, Tech1 has been befriended by many in the Lux community. Few if any high seeded players of his caliber can boast of such popularity. Tech is currently on leave of absence to take care of his family. Recent forum quotes were to numerous to add to this profile to express how much Tech will be missed.

Tenderhobbit -- See Frogmind / the good doctor.

TERMINATOR -- aka the Terminator. The youngest Lux player ... at an estimated age of 5-7 ... automatically terminates (get it?) any game he hosts when he gets elimiated. Needs an A-1 ass-kicking to straighten out his head.

The -- (never) retired -- Strange name; polite fellow. Occasionally got angry at others. Unofficially holds the record for retiring the most times. What more to say ... ?!

The South African -- A peaceful man, but due to circumstances out of his control is forced to become a leader for his people and rid the world of tyrants like YOU!. p.s. No animals were hurt in conquering the world.

the tide -- Very patient, both as a player and at suffering lame tide puns, which occur regularly, much like the ahem tide ... or "high tide!" for saying hello ... recently promoted to forum moderator; Luxworld trembles with fear...of socks.

The Master -- He is the jedi at the tip of the saber. He is the best we can get if there is trouble around so call for the master of Lux. He likes carrots and other veggies.

The Wontrob -- Poppin Fresh! Or just poppin income. Either way, this college student needs money so he won't starve next semester. If you're in CT, stop by and give him some pizza.

Todge -- The king of Tallywackers. It pays to be a Todger Dodger when Todge is in town. Get out of Dodge before Todge guns you down with laughter.

trinkett -- A dangerous player, trinkett takes no prisoners. Known for his poetic posts on the message forum, he is also competing with Hugo for the title of "Luxer most likely to half-kill you"........ but nothing is more fun in lux than watching them half kill each other. Will get his fiddle out for the occasional barn dance . .. . .

Tueur2 -- Goes on hear-say when posting about you. If he writes a negative post, and you have no idea what it is about, don't worry. He is about as accurate as Fox News.

Twonatdog -- retired -- Another member of the animal kingdom, this dog will break his chain and chew holes in you for fun.

underdog -- Has no problem playing for second; creator of a number of intriguing geometrical maps.

universalcat -- Meow. World-roaming no-drama old timer who drops in on sketchy wifi connections from time to time from European cafes and Turkish prisons. Almost met Bat Rastard. Sold Xrayspecs his beloved '79 Boxer. Has sampled Miss Chaos's famous Irish Whiskey. Plays for second with glee. His finger slips. Designer of bot "Preacherman". Hiss, Purr, etc.

upeng2005 -- An old time master of Lux, said to be second only to shopi himself. A sturdy player and an extremely prolific one, polite but rather taciturn in the chat box, plays with toy trains. (MostGamesPlayed.)

VinnyVediVici -- if you can get him to stop talking in a game, then you are simply amazing.

ViVaLosChichos --A friendly, sportsmanlike player who is a great host. This experienced Luxer is a tough adversary and literally flies around the map while killing willy nilly.

vonibot -- semi-holy ministry of semi-retirement -- Conceived and crafted the Bots First Doctrine; created Lux Ministry of Mindful Editing and Spelling (aka X) to advance proper usage of the English language in the forums ... in his own words, a defense of his doctrine: "Bots First is 'a code of conduct' and I wrote it because the level of play supported it: anyone can rampage; it's much more difficult to play with tact and tactic. Remember, laissez faire may be the norm but SAVOIR FAIRE is the answer!"

Wabbit of Doom--A dangerous red-nosed bunny with a penchant for chaos and destruction. This Wascally Wabbit is the Lux Clown enforcer. While she may not kill you the first time, she is tenacious. Coincidentally, she currently holds the record of the most missed/half kills in one game.

WaR_!LoRd-- An incredibly talented and lightning-fast player, as well as a whiny brat with no concept of "gracious losing." Formerly Warlord of the Ages. Holds title of Hardest Working Man in Luxdom. Holds over a dozen different aliases, including Identity Crisis, and uses them all. Watch him make 4 or 5 kills in a row, he's very fast!

WebDaemon -- δαίμων (daimôn), "supernatural beings between mortals and gods. Web will charm you until you realize you just lost. Play in another room if you value your raw.

Westavian -- retired -- Often slandered, never without good cause. Travels the Lux world picking fights along the way. Cruises for chicks in games, wants to know if you have a sister or if your mom is over her divorce yet. Has a nervous twitch which sometimes makes attacking / fortifying erratic.

Will Restart -- One of Lux's most controversial players. A talented player that may give you a great deal of appreciation for the mute button.

William Wallace -- Underage Roman Elitist. Believed by many to be the roman reincarnation of westsidekilla6. Is known to play with extreme emotions and is a danger to himself and anyone bordering him on the map. His actions are responsible for creation of the term's "Romacide" and "Pophat." He also has a nasty habit of trying to get other people banned ... and failing. However, he is a very ambitious player and holds one of lux’s most prestigious record's ... after 3 days and 50 games of dedication he proudly achieved the lowest raw and claimed the title of “worst luxer.”

wizard88 -- retired -- You'll find he is a whiz of a Wiz! If ever a Wiz! there was. If ever oh ever a Wiz! there was The Wizard of 88 is one because, because, because, because, because, because ... but if he starts sputtering something about a certain Bene Gesserit witch, just ignore him; he has snorted one too many Munchkins.

xrayspecs or xrayspex -- A very good player, this personable and witty Luxer will see right through you. His games, like his forum posts, often start off confusing and go downhill from there.

Yo Daddy -- One of the youngest Raw Whores and perhaps the most lethal! He burst onto the scene and quickly climbed into the top 3 seeded players. You will mostly find him in the Deux rooms, but he has been known to occasionally suicide in the classic rooms and on very rare and special occasions he may even play motw!

yourpapi -- retired -- He has sometimes 1100+ RAW but still behaves like an unregistered idiot ... be warned to play with him; he might sometimes make suicidal moves, just because you attacked him once.