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Game of universal domination. New dice available free upon request.
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Post by nimrod7 » Sun May 11, 2008 3:14 pm

Demetri: where'd he go?
▉ Nimrod7: some green jellow monster got him
▉ jOnNiE: slurp
Soundboy: guess so
▉ Nimrod7: lol
▉ jOnNiE: jiggle

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Post by nimrod7 » Sun May 11, 2008 8:49 pm

∞ Pars puts on his pnk asshat shoes ∞

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Post by nimrod7 » Sun May 11, 2008 9:13 pm

▉ Packman: did he just turtle?
▉ kitty on catnip: noooooo
▉ kitty on catnip: why is it called turtling
▉ kitty on catnip: anyway
▉ kitty on catnip: turtles move
▉ Nimrod7: lol
▉ Nimrod7: very sloooooowly
▉ kitty on catnip: they do not remain stasis
Pars: just too slow
▉ Packman: but they crawl into their shell when they're scared
▉ kitty on catnip: might as well call me rock
▉ kitty on catnip: IS HE ROCKING AGAIN???
▉ Nimrod7: rofl
▉ kitty on catnip: WTF????
▉ kitty on catnip: 4 FUCKING ROCKS???
▉ kitty on catnip: OMFG
▉ Packman: ▉ turtle on catnip

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Post by The Wontrob » Mon May 12, 2008 10:40 pm

█ chEEch99: welcome back... sorry guys
█ The Wontrob: there we go
█ Arod: youre fucking stuff up i think
█ chEEch99: i will rs in a minute
✱ TazzyGirl is no mere guest and is available to play in the next game ✱
█ Arod: sí
✱ 007 ran out of turn time! ✱
✱ 007 has been inactive the past 2 rounds and is now bootable ✱
█ chEEch99: actually, i think its my computer
█ chEEch99: i left it running all day when i went off to work
█ TazzyGirl: quit looking at porn...lol
✱ 007 has regained control of player 007 ✱
✱ 007 has joined ✱
█ chEEch99: :-P
✱ 007 is now controlling player 007 ✱
█ Arod: quit downloading said porn
█ chEEch99: hey 007
█ chEEch99: ok ill rs guys
█ chEEch99: in 5
█ Arod: wait lemme suicide

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Post by The Wontrob » Tue May 13, 2008 11:53 am

3DA: nim - have you seen Iron Man yet?
Nimrod7: nope
3DA: OMG.
3DA: it's SO GOOD.
Nimrod7: looks cool
3DA: it's amazing, dude, best superhero movie so far.
3DA: bar none.
Nimrod7: ooooooh
Nimrod7: it's on my list
3DA: go now.
The Wontrob: lol
∞ Nimrod7 grabs his wallet and keys ∞
3DA: yes yes.
✱ Nimrod7 has exited ✱
3DA: :)
3DA: wow, he really did go!
3DA: that rules.

he didn't come back

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Post by MaW1028 » Wed May 14, 2008 10:10 pm

I got 2nd...
✱ +134 for player Mawnster. Now at 539 ✱

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Post by nimrod7 » Thu May 15, 2008 12:16 am

kitty on catnip: HOW DID MY COMMENT MAKE YOU SUICIDE?
Lantern: kitty is going all GK on ya now

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Post by nimrod7 » Fri May 16, 2008 8:46 pm

▉ charle215: NO
▉ Eice: oh geez
▉ charle215: you dont have numbers
✱ charle215 was eliminated by hikulihalula7 in round 7 ✱
♥ Nimrod7 puts on the shoes and asshats like nobody else ♥
charle215: shit
▉ Eice: wow
▉ TazzyGirl: wow
charle215: but you got dice

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Post by nimrod7 » Fri May 16, 2008 9:03 pm

kitty on catnip: why play a game you can't win...?
TazzyGirl: shush assman
kitty on catnip: seems pointless
∞ Eice grabs chopsticks and steals some food ∞
▉ 024964225: ty baden
TazzyGirl: lol
TazzyGirl: that was mine eice
Hero Scad: Kitty, you're playing a game you can't win.
▉ skywalker: what do the numbers mean?
Hero Scad: It's called Life.

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Post by Scad » Sat May 17, 2008 12:41 am

Paraphrased:

kitty on catnip: Life's not a game, Scad.
Hero Scad: Why not?
kitty on catnip: everyone knows real games have save points.

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Post by magpie » Sat May 17, 2008 1:46 am

boom headshot

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Post by One Big Wave » Sat May 17, 2008 1:50 am

of course i run faster with a knife

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Post by The Wontrob » Sat May 17, 2008 10:03 am

OK, OK, I'm sorry for posting a well-known, easily quotable youtube link. Back to the Lux quotes.

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Post by Pars » Wed May 21, 2008 12:16 am

in kitty's host when gabo was told he was gonna get banned from the room

█ Gabo: dont need to bann me u fucking piece of shit

a bit fun :lol:

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Post by MaW1028 » Wed May 21, 2008 2:57 pm

Eric the Great of Antarctica: kitty on catnip: I prefer small, petite girls (that's why i hang out at middle schools)
Heartscoffee: lol
kitty on catnip: uhhhh
▉ One Big Wave: rofl
kitty on catnip: how did you know where I hang out?

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Post by MaW1028 » Wed May 21, 2008 3:01 pm

Death Note: im like the new kid brought up from the minors :3... i play pretty well but i can get cocky sometimes
▉ Bui: sometimes?

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Post by Starman » Fri May 23, 2008 10:32 am

TazzyGirl: you guys and your age thing
▉ WitchDoctor: what?
▉ 024964225: lol
▉ 024964225: age thing?
▉ WitchDoctor: Its not about who can piss farther :P
▉ WitchDoctor: Was just curious since he doesnt call his dad much
✱ michae116 ran out of turn time! ✱
TazzyGirl: :P
▉ WitchDoctor: and I can piss 20 feet if anyone is curious
TazzyGirl: lol

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Post by nimrod7 » Sat May 24, 2008 8:48 pm

▉ Black Pope: This is a lot more thinking than I am used to

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Post by Eice » Sat May 24, 2008 8:58 pm

Eice wonders how lux has gone through around 200 weeks of quotes, since this is quote of the "week" ... throws his clock on the floor, darn broken thing.

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Post by Starman » Sat May 24, 2008 9:56 pm

Nimrod7: do you write songs about your cow?
Mawnster: I DON'T HAVE A COW!
Nimrod7: lol
Nimrod7: but you're having one right now
▉ bethie: dont have a cow, man

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Post by nimrod7 » Sun May 25, 2008 2:40 pm

✱ Lord Dark Helmet has exited ✱
✱ Lord Dark Helmet has joined ✱
Lord Dark Helmet: jedi shuffle mind trick
Nimrod7: lol
▉ Arod: lol
Nimrod7: i hopeit works
Lord Dark Helmet: ☺
∞ Arod nods ∞
Lord Dark Helmet: it usually works


Edited to add

Nimrod7: IT WORKED
Nimrod7: WOO HOOOOO
▉ Lord Dark Helmet: jedi shuffle mind trick worked
▉ Lord Dark Helmet: ☺

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Post by Pars » Mon May 26, 2008 10:49 am

█ Nimrod7: reaper is an asshat
Reaper (AI): Nimrod7, are you a n00b?
© quinten: lol
© quinten: reaper so funny
Reaper (AI): © quinten, you are not making any sense.
Pars-Hat: Reaper (AI): Nimrod7, are you a n00b? I love that
Reaper (AI): Pars-Hat, you are a credit to your species.
█ Nimrod7: lol
Pars-Hat: ty


thats LOVE

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Post by nimrod7 » Tue May 27, 2008 5:13 pm

▉ Black Pope: Jesus likes me better than you people

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Post by nimrod7 » Wed May 28, 2008 10:48 am

▉ Robowan: that's really what you want, tom?
▉ Jordan_84: ill work my way out
▉ Jordan_84: lol
▉ Mr. Potato Head: and eu..we should fight for eu...unless to go to middle east Tom
▉ Tom_Ho489: why not, it's only a game

Tom died before his next turn.

*A little later*

▉ Mr. Potato Head: bad hit
Nimrod7: dumn too
▉ Mr. Potato Head: yep
✱ Tazzygirl has exited ✱
▉ Mr. Potato Head: good thing it's only a game...

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Post by nimrod7 » Wed May 28, 2008 1:21 pm

westsidekilla6: Well pope your the idiot that didn't listen
▉ Black Pope: "you're"
▉ Mawnster: haah
∞ Nimrod7 looks at the room description ∞
westsidekilla6: who gives a fuck
▉ Black Pope: It sounds better when you spell words right when calling someone else an idiot
▉ Black Pope: Just so you know
Nimrod7: lol
▉ Black Pope: lol
∞ The Wontrob can't remember how to look at the description without leaving the room ∞
▉ Black Pope: What a moron
▉ Black Pope: lol
SuicidalCow: yeah tazzy..you gonna boot
▉ Tazzygirl: play nice pplz
Nimrod7: file
SuicidalCow: i vote yes
westsidekilla6: surely i just graduated yesterday
▉ Black Pope: YER STUPIT
▉ WitchDoctor: I really wanted to come through Africa/Europe to SA
▉ WitchDoctor: :P
▉ Black Pope: lol
▉ Mawnster: type /desc
SuicidalCow: tazzy?
Nimrod7: join network game
westsidekilla6: so
▉ Black Pope: lol
Nimrod7: or mandy's way
Nimrod7: she's bright
▉ Black Pope: YOU MAKE DUM TALK
westsidekilla6: i dont care about school grammer
▉ Black Pope: grammar
westsidekilla6: or any shit right now
▉ Mawnster: haha
Nimrod7: rofl
▉ Tazzygirl: west
westsidekilla6: liek i fucking said i dont care
▉ Black Pope: lol
Nimrod7: there is so much good material here
westsidekilla6: yes tazzy
▉ Tazzygirl: stop
▉ Black Pope: Well, at least the lad spelled "shit" right
▉ Mawnster: i agree minny
▉ Black Pope: lol
✱ Player westsidekilla6 has put Black Pope on mute ✱
▉ Black Pope: lol
▉ Black Pope: NO! MUTED!
Nimrod7: well, that problem's solved
▉ Black Pope: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
SuicidalCow: haha thats just wrong black
▉ Black Pope: rofl
▉ Black Pope: lol sc
▉ Black Pope: I can't help it


Much later after WitchDoctor hit THE BLACK POPE
▉ The Wontrob: who's God helping now?

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Post by Black Pope » Wed May 28, 2008 4:15 pm

I gotta say, I couldn't quit laughing...telling me I'm an idiot and spelling it all wrong...

All this came about as a result of west building up a huge army in asia and keeping borders of 2 on Europe. I gave him two rounds to add, but nope, he wouldn't, so I popped his borders.
As the wee child promised, he then suicided on me.

I was initially angry, but then his response was so funny...I had a great morning. Thanks all!

http://sillysoft.net/lux/rankings/game/647530

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Post by Kef » Wed May 28, 2008 6:04 pm

You gotta be at least this black to be as cool as westside:



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Post by Starman » Wed May 28, 2008 11:00 pm

▉ WitchDoctor: No i wouldnt
▉ WitchDoctor: I only do full kills
▉ Cookie.Monster: im about to half killl u
▉ Cookie.Monster: ;-)
▉ Cookie.Monster: jk
▉ WitchDoctor: too bad I'm killing you though :)
▉ WitchDoctor: And I'm not
▉ Cookie.Monster: should be easy
▉ WitchDoctor: yup
▉ Cookie.Monster: bet u dont finish the job tho
▉ Cookie.Monster: ur too much of a pussy
✱ Cookie.Monster was eliminated by WitchDoctor in round 7 ✱
Cookie.Monster: barely
▉ Tazzygirl: wow
Cookie.Monster: gg
✱ Tazzygirl was eliminated by WitchDoctor in round 7 ✱
∞ rottenboy wishes he woulda missed ∞
▉ rottenboy: heh
✱ WitchDoctor ran out of turn time! ✱

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Post by nimrod7 » Thu May 29, 2008 10:05 am

▉ Nimrod7: go hump a toaster reaper
Reaper (AI): Nimrod7, it would be a bad move for me.

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