Luxtober Report - Alternate Timeline
Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2016 7:00 pm
Luxtober announcements have been unusually slow in this reality so here is a current news report from one of the alternate realities in the infinite Lux-verse…
During a tragic pickling accident Dustin, Paranoiarodeo, MBauer and SnyperEye have been fused into a single green-headed being. This supreme overlord can process and type four times faster, but each set of hands are controlled by a separate brain so it’s more of an inconvenience than a real superpower. When he is not arguing with himself, he reigns supreme over all of Luxtopia. Protected by his ominous cone of power, he also has four MODerators under his will and command…
(Mod Squad pictured left to right: ¡Fuego!, Preachertween, psychotherapist, and chris)
The four seasoned moderators are ready for the upcoming "Ejecta" tournaments. The "Ejecta" mod has become the number one fan favorite in this reality and Gibraltar Monkey has been the undefeated weekly champion for 74 weeks in a row!
Tune in next week for more Luxtober news... from an alternate reality!
During a tragic pickling accident Dustin, Paranoiarodeo, MBauer and SnyperEye have been fused into a single green-headed being. This supreme overlord can process and type four times faster, but each set of hands are controlled by a separate brain so it’s more of an inconvenience than a real superpower. When he is not arguing with himself, he reigns supreme over all of Luxtopia. Protected by his ominous cone of power, he also has four MODerators under his will and command…
(Mod Squad pictured left to right: ¡Fuego!, Preachertween, psychotherapist, and chris)
The four seasoned moderators are ready for the upcoming "Ejecta" tournaments. The "Ejecta" mod has become the number one fan favorite in this reality and Gibraltar Monkey has been the undefeated weekly champion for 74 weeks in a row!
Tune in next week for more Luxtober news... from an alternate reality!
