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Round 1 Luxshoppe Tournament My Wife Hates me VS. Nietzche!

Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 4:27 am
by el toro
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My Wife Hates me VS. Nietzche!

Are You Ready to RummmmmmBLE!?!?!


Since i had no coin i have chosen to flip Kef.... and it is TAILS, i think... hard to tell... nope sorry it was his head....The player to go first will be Nietzche. Your starting images that must be used in whole or in part are:

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Each of you will have 2 jabs. You have 1 day after your opponents jab to post your jab. If anyone fails to jab in the alotted time, they automatically lose. Drifter you have 1 day from right now to complete and post your first jab. If anyone needs help posting images or sharing files let me know.


ready, set,RummmmmmBLE!

Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 4:48 am
by nietzsche
I am not sure what you mean by posting files. Can I simply post links to all images I use in my creation plus the ones here? Also, bear in mind I do not have Photoshop (or rather I do, but I cannot use it until I upgrade my mac to a bigger memory). I am using a much older Adobe tool called Photodeluxe and ...

stop making excuses already nietzsche and get on with it

one day you said... better get cracking then...

Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 4:53 am
by el toro
post a final jpg of your file in this thread.
if you are unsure how to PM me.

then email a layered file to "my wife hates me" so he can build upon it.

best of luck.
el ring-o

Re: Round 1 Luxshoppe Tournament My Wife Hates me VS. Nietzc

Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 4:57 am
by Kef
el toro wrote:Image
Seriously, just blow that up to 800*600 and you'll win

like this

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Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 5:54 am
by nietzsche
el toro wrote:post a final jpg of your file in this thread.
if you are unsure how to PM me.

then email a layered file to "my wife hates me" so he can build upon it.

best of luck.
el ring-o
posting the file here is no problem, but layering may be a problem. I know what you mean, but I'm not sure how to save the file so that I can send it to Kevin (My Wife Hates Me) as a file that he can work with.

I'll see what I can do. I will finish the pic in the next few hours (I hope) and we can then try and sort out the file for Kevin so that he gets it on time.

Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 5:58 am
by el toro
no worries brother.
how about just to make sure, email the file to him and me.

best of luck and kef shaddup,
brother toro

Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 6:04 am
by my wife hates me
Niet, just post the final jpg. If you want to try and email anything, feel free to use the email I PMed you! NOW BRING IT!!!

Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 11:24 am
by nietzsche
Lux is proud to bring you the sequel to the highly acclaimed Corpse Bride:-

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apologies to both Black Pope and Orlando for using their images without their prior consent

Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 11:36 am
by Kef
Everything is permitted in War and Luxshoppe (and orlando love ANYTHING that has his face in it)


Nice one nietz :)

Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 6:07 pm
by my wife hates me
Niet is so right. There are a ton of great movies coming out this fall season... And all of them can be found at the world famous (and very seedy) LUXXX CINEMAS!

Theater 1
Shot Gun Wedding - Comedy
Starring Kevin "KDog", Orlando, & Bethe (Kevin's Wife)
After 3 years of marriage and 2 kids, Kevin has plans to take out the "real" trash!

Theater 2
Niet's Babies - Romance
Starring Niet, Orlando Bloom, and Hugh Grant as "The Cowboy"
Niet is trying to come to terms with his feminen side and leans on fellow co-stars to show him how to cry constructively. A real tear jerker!

Theater 3
Right Wing Killas - Action/Thriller
Starring KDog, Black Pope, Drifter, and Al Gore's Left Wing Zombie Nation
Watch the bullets fly as our 3 heros stop playing by the rules. The future of the human race rests on the morals and ethics of a few good men and their ballistic missles.

Have your tickets ready and trust me, DO NOT BUY ANY POPCORN!!!



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Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 6:20 pm
by mbauer
Hey! You leave me out of this!

Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 6:34 pm
by my wife hates me
LOL, Just practicing, I've got one more round to turn Preach into a girl so I piss off both Lux Cults!

Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 6:53 pm
by Kef
We are not a cult, they are. :evil:

Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 7:26 pm
by SnyperEye
Wow Dustin has a serious case of vagina neck. :shock:

Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 7:31 pm
by RandomGuy
and the longest hand I have ever seen

Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 7:48 pm
by hoodie
Well, you guys know the old saying about vagina-necked-long-handed-sombrero-wearing dudes, right?

Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 10:26 pm
by Drifter
my wife hates me wrote:Theater 3
Right Wing Killas - Action/Thriller
Starring KDog, Black Pope, Drifter, and Al Gore's Left Wing Zombie Nation
Watch the bullets fly as our 3 heros stop playing by the rules. The future of the human race rests on the morals and ethics of a few good men and their ballistic missles.
I give it two thumbs up! St00pid zombies.

Re: Round 1 Luxshoppe Tournament My Wife Hates me VS. Nietzc

Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 11:06 pm
by jwd
el toro wrote:
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el t... Where'd you get the pic of my ex? (the one on the far left) She didnt have any tats tho....


jwd

Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 3:28 am
by nietzsche
2007 Orlandos - the Lux Movie Awards

- nominations for best actor -

Kev as the tormented husband in My Wife Ran off with a Meerkat
M Bauer as the pick-up tru... van in Cars 2
Dustin as the spaghetti maker in 3:10 to Yuma
Kev as the tormented husband in Shotgun Wedding
Nietzsche as the glamourous stud in the documentray Niet's Babes

(drumroll).... and the winner is ...



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stop press:
in a bizarre turn of events at the 2007 Orlandos - the Lux Movie Awards, Kevin - up for 2 best male actor awards - was arrested for his part in the failed attempt to slander Nietzsche's latest movie 'Niet's Babes'. Police say that they found copies in Kev's house of the fake posters which appeared earlier this month.

Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 5:24 am
by my wife hates me
:smt044

Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 5:56 am
by Kef
Another Kevin, dear lord I ain't unique!

Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 6:42 am
by nietzsche
technical question:

why is it that when I upload my files to Flickr the size shrinks. The first image should be 750 pixels and the second is 900???

Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 7:30 am
by Black Pope
nietzsche wrote:technical question:

why is it that when I upload my files to Flickr the size shrinks???
Is the water cold?

Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 7:52 am
by Kef
If a tree falls in the wood and nobody is around, did it make a sound?

Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 8:08 am
by my wife hates me
If a man is in the woods and there are no women around, is he still wrong?

Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 9:01 am
by mbauer
Bonus points for making Preach into a girl

Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 9:06 am
by Drifter
Kef wrote:Another Kevin, dear lord I ain't unique!
Shaddup, you done knows better.

Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 7:57 pm
by dustin
nietzsche wrote:why is it that when I upload my files to Flickr the size shrinks. The first image should be 750 pixels and the second is 900???
Flickr resizes your image to a bunch of different sizes. Hit the 'All Sizes' button above the image on the flickr page to get the other sizes, including the original size.

Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 8:28 pm
by nietzsche
dustin wrote:Flickr resizes your image to a bunch of different sizes. Hit the 'All Sizes' button above the image on the flickr page to get the other sizes, including the original size.
done! Thanks Dustin

Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 11:31 pm
by my wife hates me
Somthing wasn't right at the Oscars. Niet kept pushing Orlando into the lime light...

Looks like a job for a bunch of Super Slueths!




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