The Omni-Holy Church of Lux Declaration of Initiation wrote: Dear Luxers of the world,
For far too long there have been the anti and semi churches of lux. While the two quarrel at each other, you have been left without a church for the rest that opens it's arms to all. Well, sleep in unrest no longer...
The Omni-Holy Church of Lux is now created
You have a place to go!
You have a place to stay!
You have a place to be away from the blasphemies of the anti and semi churches!
Do not join the anti or semi churches. The anti-holy ways are not the truth! They speak of things that are... anti-holy, and thus should be avoided. The semi-holy is a lost cause... they have not gone to one side or the other, but instead remain in the center part holy and part not holy. They cannot be trusted either, they will only attempt to twist your thoughts and cause you to think exactly what they want you to.
We ask for nothing from you. We will not require you to pledge your soul or beliefs to us... all that we require is that you praise the symbol and repeat...
So, repeat the symbol with me fellow luxers!
Embrace with The Omni-Holy Church of Lux the ideal beliefs of the symbol §, Robert E. Lee, doves, and kiwi!
How are these things Omni-Holy you might ask...
Doves shine with a brilliance of holy-light, they represent the beauty of life.
Kiwi is a wonderful tasting fruit with intriguing green flesh and furry skin
Robert E. Lee was mentioned by one named Scad. As the one named S.cad spoke of Robert E. Lee whilst eating a kiwi, a white dove flew overhead... this is surely a holy sign. Robert E. Lee fought valiantly for what he believed in, and The Omni-Holy Church will stand firmly for what it believes in as well!
Members of The Omni-Holy Church of Lux wrote: Eice - Founder
Lantern - Founder
Helen - She has not spoken the sacred symbol as of yet but has been given honorary membership because she was there at the birth and shows signs of an Omni
My Wife Hates Me - Keeper of the Kiwi Wine
Gypcount - General of the Dove Bombadiers
Golfmannen - Clown King
Nimrod7 - Clown Mod
C-Rex Clown Stud
n00less cluebie - Clown Forum Troll
ratmou§e - Clown Rat
MaW1028 - Clownette
General K - exhiled Clown
Wabbit of Doom - Lost Clown
jesterme - Clown court jester
Dixin Cider(rob88) - Early Omni
Whirlplaid - 1/2 §
The J-Dude - Finally an Omni
kude - n00b omni
Gentle Fella - a mysterious omni whose location is unknown
Dustin - Has not joined the omni's yet but has spoken out in favor of kiwis and doves and repeated the symbol
Join us fellow luxers!The Omni Clown Alliance wrote:Eice raises his Staff 'o' Omni-ness...
On this date, February 23 of the year 2008, the Omni-Holy Church of Lux has extended it's hands to the Clowns in a union of peace and harmony!
The Omni's and the Clowns, including the Klown himself, have joined in a union of Omni-KClown-ness! We always extend our hands to any being who wishes to join us in our holy thoughts of Kiwi, Doves, and Robert E. Lee!
To all who have not joined... simply show our symbol and you shall be welcomed into our home: §
To all who have joined... please share your stories, your tales, of how you became an omni or how it has affected your life if you wish.
WELCOME KLOWN AND CLOWNS! MAY WE ALL LIVE IN A KIWI-PIE FILLED HARMONY FOR THE REST OF ETERNITY!Document of Union wrote: On this date, the 23rd of February in the year 2008...
The Omni's and the Clowns, accept an alliance, a union, a friendship. With this document, the Omni's and the Clowns are officially together as one, with kiwi and pie, doves and little red noses, Robert E. Lee standing watch over it all.
With this document, the Union of Omni-Clowns is sealed!
While the anti and semi churches will continue to fight, we will continue to remain all holy!
This is the true light!
Do not be deceived by promises of dill things, figs, ducks, Lincoln...
Embrace the light... and join The Omni-Holy Church of Lux!