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by Steve McQueen » Sat Oct 20, 2012 5:59 pm
Mister Dawson:
You seem to be new around here, so I'll keep this short and sweet. As a minor deity in the Semi-Holy pantheon, I have a multitude of responsibilities that keep me from mingling with mortals of Luxworld, except in the rarest circumstances. Smiting the anti-holy traitors, and driving them back into the whorehouses from whence they came, requires constant vigilance. It's only because of my recent successes — all Booth loving scoundrels have been driven from the Mod Lounge, general forums, rankings, and Luxtoberfest too — that I'm able to spare a few moments today, and dignify your question with my response.
Answer: Tights. Slippery, sleazy, unmasculine tights. Just like those that one strange moderator wears in public, and no real man would be caught dead wearing, ever.
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