When I was ?, I did ? with ?!!!!!!

[WhirlPlaid]

New game....
Breath a little life in the forums....
Pretty much a confessional...

When I was 17, on New Years Eve, I spray painted "HERE COMES '88" on my High School 3rd story wall to show that it was my graduating class year. The spray paint was there for just a few days (first day of classes after the winter break) before the janitors covered it up.

(This entry is tame, I'll get more graphic or maybe we can play a game of one upsmanship as others post their confessions).

Anyone else want to enter into the confessional halls of Luxtopia?

[The Silken Knot]

Good game, Whirls!

Sadly, I don't think I have any new confessions since 2009... let's see, Santa Claus, deep fried dill pickles, a weakness for Empiyah accents... nope, that's about it.

Oh. Except that one other thing. But I think it must be someone else's turn now...

∞ TSK looks downward expectantly... ∞

[WhirlPlaid]

^^good thread, probably better than anything that will ever show up here.

WhirlPlaid sighs.

[The Silken Knot]

Don't be silly, you! Anything that brings your miscreant youth to light is well worth it in my eyes.



∞TSK eagerly awaits the tales of Whirly's miscreant adulthood... ∞

[Deep Blue]

I was that guy that smached your car for fun.

[Symbiosis]

When I was drunk I made out with some floozy at the bar.... at least once a week for the past twelve years. It's a problem.

[WhirlPlaid]

Same floozy over and over again? Cause then the floozy is officially your girlfriend. Different floozy each week? Then you might have reached Mazza status.

In his best video game voice: "You have unlocked Mazza power". -- Level up.

[The Silken Knot]

Hmm. When I was drunk, I made out with some floozy at the bar, too. (Must be a Lux thing, huh?)

It was fun.

[Symbiosis]

Yeah girl!

When i was playing Lux I badly messed up an ambitious kill with alacrity and enthusiasm. Actually that was every time.

[WhirlPlaid]

Definitely did the uber drunk, go home with nameless girl thing... ok I only did it once and ended up with unpleasant results.

As for missed kills? I rank pretty high on that list.

[Symbiosis]

When I was tripping on mushrooms I communed with the owl god with passionate arguments for why humanity should be spared the coming apocalypse.

[The Silken Knot]

You dork. Never argue with the Owl God while in an altered state of consciousness. No good can come of it, I promise you.


∞ TSK makes a note to be more selective about floozies in the next few hours... ∞

[Dangerous Beans]

When I lived on campus, we used to bring blunts and smoke them all over campus... in library bathrooms(setting off the alarm on purpose so we would have to run out), little stick huts in the woods, on cliffs, one time we snuck onto a mansion's front yard and smoked by the poolside, the birds nest in construction cranes, water towers, just about every roof and cool spot we could find, we had to run from the cops a few times.

One place we used to smoke a lot was the roof of a 12 story building where we would pick the locks to the roof. The doors were locked because there was a small history of frustrated kids jumping off to avoid failing classes, etc. One time when we were smoking up there this girl walked on the roof by herself with the strangest look on her face... she wasn't carrying anything with her and she was dressed pretty nicely. She walked about half way to the ledge until she noticed we were all watching her. After a moments hesitation she walked back down the stairs. We like to speculate that she was thinking about jumping off the roof, and that our presence stopped her from killing herself.

Thats one theory at least...

[WhirlPlaid]

db, the pot smoking, lock picking, life saver!

Good read!

[WhirlPlaid]

When jesterme was eight years old he bought his first pair of clown shoes.... he still has not grown into them.