Round 1 Luxshoppe Tournament El Toro vs Mbauer

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Round 1 Luxshoppe Tournament El Toro vs Mbauer

Post by Preacherman » Mon Sep 17, 2007 3:17 am

As impartial ringmaster for this initial round, I flipped my trusty double-headed coin and mbauer gets to go first. Please take the best anti-holy poke you can muster at brother toro (as feeble as it might be) including elements from the following five images :

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You have one day.

Edited to change 'three' to 'one' as st00pid mbauer, recognising his imminent asswhooping, tries to change the rules to his advantage.
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Post by Kef » Mon Sep 17, 2007 3:41 am

No pickles?

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Post by my wife hates me » Mon Sep 17, 2007 8:28 am

Oh Comeon Kef, You don't know what those nuns are ordering...

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Post by SnyperEye » Mon Sep 17, 2007 9:07 am

DILL SHOTS!!!!

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Post by mbauer » Mon Sep 17, 2007 9:51 am

Sorry Preach I forgot to tell you. In the first round we all only get 2 jabs each and only 1 day inbetween each jab.

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Post by Preacherman » Mon Sep 17, 2007 10:39 am

Well you better get working then pickle boy :P

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Post by my wife hates me » Mon Sep 17, 2007 11:07 am

he he he, semi holy empathy at its finest...

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Post by sasquatch » Mon Sep 17, 2007 11:46 am

Isn't Dustin trying out a dill-flavored ball gag?
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Post by mbauer » Mon Sep 17, 2007 4:31 pm

The historic ruthless and unprovoked semi-holy invasion of Hawaii. Baron Quasar is trying desperately to defend the isolated isles.

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Post by Kef » Mon Sep 17, 2007 4:32 pm

We vote ANTI indeed!

Good work brother mb!

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Post by SnyperEye » Mon Sep 17, 2007 4:45 pm

:smt044 :smt044 :smt044 :smt044 :smt044 :smt044 :smt044 :smt044

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Post by my wife hates me » Mon Sep 17, 2007 5:13 pm

nice

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Post by el toro » Tue Sep 18, 2007 1:03 am

mb chokes.

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Post by jwd » Tue Sep 18, 2007 1:17 am

Like I said.. No sleepers... Bloodbath... Round one is no warm up... It's the real thing.

Great pics so far.... So, el t is in the lead but was it a knock out punch? (mixes metafers to annoy the red pens...)

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Post by Preacherman » Tue Sep 18, 2007 3:41 am

gg mb :lincoln:

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Post by mbauer » Tue Sep 18, 2007 9:05 am

No fair! Where did you get that picture?!

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Post by jwd » Tue Sep 18, 2007 9:25 am

mbauer wrote:No fair! Where did you get that picture?!

:smt044 :smt044 :smt044 :smt044 :smt044 :smt044 :smt044 :smt044

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Post by fluffernuffer » Tue Sep 18, 2007 11:25 am

:lol:

Wow! That was like a Mike Tyson fight. Bam!

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Post by sasquatch » Tue Sep 18, 2007 12:03 pm

mbauer wrote:No fair! Where did you get that picture?!
MB, where did you get that couch? It's almost cheating since El T didn't have to photoshop anything but the thought bubbles.
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Post by my wife hates me » Tue Sep 18, 2007 12:25 pm

sasquatch wrote:
mbauer wrote:No fair! Where did you get that picture?!
MB, where did you get that couch? It's almost cheating since El T didn't have to photoshop anything but the thought bubbles.
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not true, i think he cloned in the hair on his legs

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Post by Kef » Tue Sep 18, 2007 12:37 pm

From the legs to the head you mean?

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Post by mbauer » Tue Sep 18, 2007 1:52 pm

fluffernuffer wrote::lol:

Wow! That was like a Mike Tyson fight. Bam!
Ah' c'mon it's not that good. Same old unoriginal El Toro trick of taking my whole Jab image and making it part of the background. Pfft...puhlease!

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Post by el toro » Tue Sep 18, 2007 1:55 pm

there there mb.
you'll always have kef.

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Post by Preacherman » Tue Sep 18, 2007 1:58 pm

mbauer wrote:No fair! Where did you get that picture?!
As I told you earlier mb, the semi-holy archives are far more extensive than just a paper cup behind the IKEA cabinet :P

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Post by Kef » Tue Sep 18, 2007 2:17 pm

Preacherman wrote:
mbauer wrote:No fair! Where did you get that picture?!
As I told you earlier mb, the semi-holy archives are far more extensive than just a paper cup behind the IKEA cabinet :P
I need a progressive webspace scanner then :twisted:

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Post by mbauer » Tue Sep 18, 2007 3:37 pm

Looks like Igorsquatch and Frankentoro are at it again

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Post by Kef » Tue Sep 18, 2007 4:06 pm

Damn toro, get a decorator!

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Post by michelle » Tue Sep 18, 2007 7:01 pm

wow thats just wrong

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Post by Preacherman » Tue Sep 18, 2007 7:18 pm

How am I ending up as a chick in all these? :smt017

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Post by Kef » Tue Sep 18, 2007 7:40 pm

Preacherman wrote:How am I ending up as a chick in all these? :smt017
Dude, I have been a Pokemon! Quit whining

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