Round 1 Luxshoppe Tournament drifter vs. kef

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Round 1 Luxshoppe Tournament drifter vs. kef

Post by el toro » Mon Sep 17, 2007 1:54 pm

The player to go first will be Drifter. Your starting images that must be used in whole or in part are:
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Each of you will have 2 jabs. You have 1 day after your opponents jab to post your jab. If anyone fails to jab in the alotted time, they automatically lose. Drifter you have 1 day from right now to complete and post your first jab, and make kef cry. If anyone needs help posting images or sharing files let me know.


ready, set, RUMBLE!

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Re: Round 1 Luxshoppe Tournament drifter vs. kef

Post by Kef » Mon Sep 17, 2007 3:33 pm

el toro wrote:and make kef cry
:cry:

you're gonna be mean to me

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Post by mbauer » Mon Sep 17, 2007 4:36 pm

Anyone that makes kef cry will be locked in a cage with a bull emu in heat and only a moldy fig to defend themselves with

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Post by el toro » Mon Sep 17, 2007 4:39 pm

how about wimper?
is making kef wimper ok?

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Post by Kef » Mon Sep 17, 2007 4:40 pm

Drifter, my aim is on 24/7 and files are on auto-accept, feel free to send the .psd whenever :)

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Post by mbauer » Mon Sep 17, 2007 4:44 pm

el toro wrote:how about wimper?
is making kef wimper ok?
Yeah that's ok...or whine...whining is fair game too

btw, I just realized that this is the second Semi-Anti match up

Don't let me down Kef!!!!

remember, DO NOT attack the people that are on your team

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Post by Drifter » Tue Sep 18, 2007 12:00 am

All was going well at the anti-holy cults first annual costume party picnic, until Kef arrived with more spam than anyone could handle yet not one pickle. It was his responsibility to provide enough pickles for everyone to enjoy but failed. This saddened everyone greatly, but at least there were enough pickles for one bacon, pickle, and cheese sandwich. So everyone was going to share the one sandwich and try to make the best of the situation, except for Kef who was punished for not bringing the pickles by having to tend to the Emu named Spot.

As lunch was drawing close, SunTzu was trying his best pimp lines yet nobody was listening, Mike was jumping around in his Emu costume like a 5 yr old kid stomping in a mud puddle, and SnyperEye was kissing mbauer's butt about how he wished his pickle costume was as good as his master's pickle costume.

But Kef was not paying attention to his duties. Instead he was daydreaming about World of Warcraft and wishing he could have bought the rogue character that just sold with both legendary swords dropped by raid boss Illidan Stormrage, as well as 4/5 of a Tier 6 armor set. With Kef off in la-la land, Spot ran over and stole the one bacon, pickle, and cheese sandwich off the picnic table leaving nothing for the antis to eat. Mbauer was so upset he made Kef remove his picachu costume and punish Spot in the tradition manner, beheading. Despite the violence about to occur Kef seemed completely unphased with his actions, still dreaming of World of Warcraft.

As you can tell from the inset, the Quasar Angel was present, and watched the entire event unfold. From the look on his face he was not please with what he observed.





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Start wimpering Kef.

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Post by my wife hates me » Tue Sep 18, 2007 12:12 am

i might not be the judge, but tons of bonus points for the "plot"...

:smt044 :smt044 :smt044

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Post by el toro » Tue Sep 18, 2007 1:37 am

And they are off to a great start
as first timer drifter,
puts kef where he belongs,
on the body of a seven year old boy!
Will Kef cry?
Will Kef come out swinging?
or will he pull a Kef and just kill snyper pie?

Stay Tuned!

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Post by jwd » Tue Sep 18, 2007 2:08 am

Wow,

Great so far..

Drift.. wow... I'm not worthy...

Can't wait to see what's next...


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Post by Kef » Tue Sep 18, 2007 9:04 am

SCANDAL SCANDAL!!!

Several Luxers, including Dustin and other mods, have been scammed by Drifter!

After arranging a trip to Lux Vegas with Drifter, they all payed him 1500$ for lodging and food, however Drifter has never specified that Lux Vegas would happen in the real Las Vegas. For the occasion Drifter borrowed a patch of land in Kansas that belongs to a lama/weird bird breeder that did not know what was happening when a tourbus unloaded some strangers and what appears to be a truck with the word "mbauer" written on it.


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Post by mbauer » Tue Sep 18, 2007 9:08 am

Oooooooo! Take that drifter!

Well done brother Kef!

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Post by my wife hates me » Tue Sep 18, 2007 9:14 am

Would Lux's nice guy really trick everyone like that??? Wow bro, think I'll keep my money and stay home...

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Post by Kef » Tue Sep 18, 2007 9:20 am

Never trust anyone that has Kevin as his first name!



ps drifter: I replied to your email, with the psd included

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Post by fluffernuffer » Tue Sep 18, 2007 11:30 am

LMAO!

...Where is that hand goi...OH GOD!...Damn, that look like some good spam! Three-headed llama...ROFL...

Kills!!!

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Post by Kef » Tue Sep 18, 2007 11:39 am

fluffernuffer wrote:...Where is that hand goi...OH GOD!
Preacherbarbie and AquaKen is probably the best one - lol


Yes, this entry is a bit better than my last attempt at Luxshoppe

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Post by dustin » Tue Sep 18, 2007 11:51 am

Excellent work so far all you Luxshoppers. Please note that the judge does have a bit of a preference for images 900 or less pixels wide...

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Post by Kef » Tue Sep 18, 2007 11:54 am

dustin wrote:Excellent work so far all you Luxshoppers. Please note that the judge does have a bit of a preference for images 900 or less pixels wide...
I can't find that in the rules anywhere, but I'm willing to crop if you want?

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Post by sasquatch » Tue Sep 18, 2007 12:00 pm

Nicely Done, Drifter & Kef!
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Is that the Para tweaked, "one-eye-noticeably-bigger-than-other" Kef headshot?

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Post by el toro » Tue Sep 18, 2007 3:05 pm

BY THE BEARD OF LINCOLN!
KEF COMES OUT LIKE A RABID CHIPMUNK
SCURRYING TO AND FRO.
WHAT THE BOY LACKS IN TALENT
HE MAKES UP FOR IN VOLUME.

(much in the same way he posts come to think of it)
HOW WILL THE OLDER WISER DRIFTER RESPOND.
WILL HE SPANK THE MONKEY BOY,
OR WILL HE BE FRIED BY THE SPAM-ART.

STAY TUNED!
ROUND 2 ON IT'S WAY.

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Post by Kef » Tue Sep 18, 2007 4:04 pm

I do believe mb is the ringleader, so hush!

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Post by el toro » Tue Sep 18, 2007 4:06 pm

Kef wrote:I do believe mb is the ringleader, so hush!
do try and keep up kef. :roll:

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Post by my wife hates me » Tue Sep 18, 2007 4:16 pm

:smt044

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Post by Mike » Tue Sep 18, 2007 5:22 pm

GO KEF!


sorry Drifter - I'm torn between the Southern thang and Anti-holiness... dill is just tempting.

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Post by pls » Tue Sep 18, 2007 7:25 pm

Good job, both of you - I haven't laughed so hard since the hogs ate my baby brother!!

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Post by Drifter » Tue Sep 18, 2007 8:03 pm

Heh, I just got home from work. Looks like I know what I'm doing tonite.

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Post by SnyperEye » Tue Sep 18, 2007 10:50 pm

Drifter wrote:Heh, I just got home from work. Looks like I know what I'm doing tonite.
Renovating Lux Vegas?

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Post by Kef » Wed Sep 19, 2007 4:38 am

mb, prepare your whip!!

10:26 drifter
workin on making you cry
10:26 Kevin
mb will be angry then!
10:27 drifter
ok, whimper, but toro is out ringmaster

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Post by Drifter » Wed Sep 19, 2007 5:24 am

Poor Kef, I do feel sorry for you. I understand why you feel the need to spread lies. After I helped some of my semi-holy brothers get a booking with one of the most successful acts on the Strip, you felt the need to step up.

I know you so wanted the Anti-Showgirl Review to go over well. You invested so much money into advertising, especially at the airport. But how were you to know that the venue you settled on - The Moulin Rouge - closed its door in 1955. You were taken advantage of by that guy who offered to sell you the Brooklyn Bridge. You were wise not to buy the bridge, but you should have not let him sell you on the idea of putting a Lux Vegas act together without know the region better. In the end, you might have had a better shot at another venue had you made Mike shave off that Magnum PI mustache.

May the Quasar Angel give you his blessings...




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Post by Preacherman » Wed Sep 19, 2007 6:10 am

Poor Kef, he tries so hard :smt044

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