The Luxshoppe Final Showdown!

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The Luxshoppe Final Showdown!

Post by el toro » Mon Nov 12, 2007 12:33 pm

BOYS AND GIRLS!
LADIES AND GENTS!
MOE AND SNYPERPIE!

It is time for the final showdown.
It has come down to a mythic battle between
SASQUATCH "The Semi-Holy Beast" AND
MBAUER "The Owner of a 1000 pink Boas"

This is an massive battle of the masters of the powers of adobe,
and whims of judging by Lord Quasar!

So grab a seat ring side and
watch out for blood splatter!

brother Sasquatch, you are up first.



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Post by Mike » Mon Nov 12, 2007 1:25 pm

the lamest starting images ever! - I call SHENANAGINS! - could you at least added a person in tights - or some inanimate object with external sexual organs??

Mike scratches his head

Although the Monkey in winter clothes is good - i wager that it will faver MB though.

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Post by mbauer » Mon Nov 12, 2007 1:26 pm

Wow! Great starting images!



Good luck Sas, may the best man win.
MB

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Post by moe » Mon Nov 12, 2007 1:42 pm

is there a broken link in there, the proffessor oops thing? maybe its just me...


oh, by the way, Old boat found at bottom of Muskegon Lake.

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Post by sasquatch » Mon Nov 12, 2007 6:19 pm

Let's get this showdown going!

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Post by my wife hates me » Mon Nov 12, 2007 7:55 pm

Maybe you should try the "baby taking a nap" difficulty setting...


You could always try the 30 extra guys code "up down up down left right B A B A select start"

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Post by el toro » Tue Nov 13, 2007 12:02 am

BOOOOOM!
the Hairy Hand of DOOM
comes down on the dill soaked
head of MB!

STAY TUNED FOLKS!

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Post by Muskie » Tue Nov 13, 2007 1:12 am

Sas should WIN,,, that's da best ever!!!!!!!!!

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Post by Drifter » Tue Nov 13, 2007 1:24 am

Lovely mbauer pic, I can almost feel his pain... almost.

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Post by mbauer » Tue Nov 13, 2007 8:59 am

Looks can be deceiveing, that first level is REALLY hard!

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Post by sasquatch » Tue Nov 13, 2007 1:09 pm

Maybe you need to sharpen your pickle?
mbauer wrote:Looks can be deceiveing, that first level is REALLY hard!

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Post by mbauer » Tue Nov 13, 2007 1:54 pm

Look how much fun you semi-holies had at this years annual Dill Fest. Why can't you just give up and admit you're wrong?

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Post by MissChaos » Tue Nov 13, 2007 3:37 pm

:smt044

Preach, älskling...you are so cute!

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Post by el toro » Tue Nov 13, 2007 5:27 pm

Great Jumpin' Horny Toads!

MB puts the show in sideshow!
and LOOK AT ALL THE KEFS!

Step up and take you shot Sasquatch!

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Post by Scad » Tue Nov 13, 2007 10:20 pm

Notes: Preach, no matter what she thinks, white fuzzy stuffed animals are just not your look. Sorry MC.

Also: we all owe an everlasting debt of gratitude to Missus Toro for that harem girl pic. It's kinda the greatest thing to ever happen to Luxshoppe since the Kef eyes-of-different-sizes picture.

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Post by SnyperEye » Wed Nov 14, 2007 12:37 am

:smt044 :smt044 :smt044


Nice one MB! :smt023

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Post by sasquatch » Wed Nov 14, 2007 3:16 am

LIAR! That was us having fun at the Luxtober Carnival. But I can understand how you want to forget your inaugural Dill Fest this year....

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Post by KingPatrick » Wed Nov 14, 2007 5:14 am

All I can say is I am sure am glad I'm on sasquatch's side.

Added later:

DILL DOGS!!! LOL!!! That is just brilliant.

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Post by el toro » Wed Nov 14, 2007 10:33 am

OOOHHHHH!
MB SUFFERS A TERRIBLE BLOW!


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Post by moe » Thu Nov 15, 2007 8:48 am

i just can't stop laughing at hoodie/anatomically correct horse!

sides hurt, crying!!!

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Post by Kef » Thu Nov 15, 2007 11:23 am

el toro wrote:Great Jumpin' Horny Toads!

MB puts the show in sideshow!
and LOOK AT ALL THE KEFS!

Step up and take you shot Sasquatch!
:roll:


Djee, THANKS mb, see me join another cult of yours anytime soon

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Post by Drifter » Thu Nov 15, 2007 5:43 pm

Kef wrote:
el toro wrote:Great Jumpin' Horny Toads!

MB puts the show in sideshow!
and LOOK AT ALL THE KEFS!

Step up and take you shot Sasquatch!
:roll:


Djee, THANKS mb, see me join another cult of yours anytime soon
LMAO!

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Post by Black Pope » Thu Nov 15, 2007 7:06 pm

Reaperworship is taking applications.

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Post by mbauer » Thu Nov 15, 2007 7:33 pm

Kef wrote:

Djee, THANKS mb, see me join another cult of yours anytime soon
∞ mbauer pinches Kef's cheek ∞

Don't worry it's out of wub!

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I'm a little busy at the moment, hopefully I'll have my jab in soon!

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Post by AquaRegia » Thu Nov 15, 2007 7:36 pm

Scad wrote:we all owe an everlasting debt of gratitude to Missus Toro for that harem girl pic. It's kinda the greatest thing to ever happen to Luxshoppe since the Kef eyes-of-different-sizes picture.
I'll try to remember to pass that along to Mrs. Regia/Toro. ;-)

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Post by hoodie » Thu Nov 15, 2007 7:42 pm

:smt044

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Post by Scad » Thu Nov 15, 2007 11:35 pm

Well, if it was Missus Regia that got it, than thanks to her. All I remember was it was a wife, and I think the assumption that it was Missus toro is understandable. (Aqua, why was toro doing a harem dance for your wife?)

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Post by AquaRegia » Fri Nov 16, 2007 6:58 am

Her business, not mine... I try not to pry too much. My philosophy in such matters is "if you think you're going to hear an answer you don't like, don't ask the question." :wink:

In this case, I think it might have had something to do with a missing case of Cheesebeer™.

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Post by el toro » Fri Nov 16, 2007 8:39 am

your back door squeaks and your out of cheesebeer, aqua.

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Post by mbauer » Fri Nov 16, 2007 11:38 am

sasquatch wrote:LIAR!
NO SIR! YOU!!! ARE THE LIAR!!!

And beware any of those who are thinking of joining the semi-holy cult. Contrary to what they would like you to believe, their ordaining tradition is NOT pleasant. As Drifter can attest to. Seen here, they are getting ready to prepare Drifter for the ceremonial Fig insertion, which is closely followed by the Muskie baptismal.

ICK!

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