LUXSHOPPE SUMMERTIME SHOWDOWN

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LUXSHOPPE SUMMERTIME SHOWDOWN

Post by my wife hates me » Fri Apr 25, 2008 4:37 am

RULES OF ENGAGEMENT

Round 1 - Cage Match Of Death
The first round will be a qualifying event. All entrants will post 2 images. Both images must contain an image of Dustin. The theme you must use for each image will be released on May 5th and the deadline for posting will be May 9th @ Midnight. Dustin will then judge and the top 4 will be placed in a 4 person bracket.

Round 2 - The Four Horsemen
The four cage match winners will square off (4 vs 1 and 2 vs 3) using supplied images and will have two jabs each in which to knockout their enemy. Dustin will decide the two winners who will move on to the final round while the two losers burn for eternity in shame.

Round 3 - The Chosen One
The final round will be three jabs each. To the winner will go multitudes of fame, fortune, and virgins, while the loser must walk the Earth for seven years in a pink bunny suit with a Kef name tag.

Viewers Choice Award - OK, You Don’t Completely Suck
All entrants in the cage match will be placed on a page for all Luxers to vote on. Maybe, just maybe, you can earn back a little bit of the pride you lost when you were smacked out of the tournament.



Do your best research to find images. Most anything from the forums is fair game, but please avoid the generousity of the family and friends in the ”mugshots” thread.


For the 4 bracket players;

Please try and post jabs within 24hrs. The only thing worse than an asshat, is an asshat that maxes out the timer every round.

You MUST include at least a small portion of the previous jab in your current jab.


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NOT TOO LATE TO SIGN UP!!!


1. MWHM
2. Kef
3. Mike
4. Preacher
5. MB
6. Goten
7. Toro
8. Snyper
9. Hoodz
10. Compton Nick
11. Enokrad
12. Manimal
13. Sas
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Post by Kef » Fri Apr 25, 2008 6:23 am

I'm in again

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Post by Mike » Fri Apr 25, 2008 8:51 am

Totally in!

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Post by mbauer » Fri Apr 25, 2008 9:07 am

I'm willing to once again crush El Toro with my mighty luxshoppe skills

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Post by Preacherman » Fri Apr 25, 2008 10:14 am

I'm in.

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Post by Goten6456 » Fri Apr 25, 2008 1:53 pm

I don't know how to use copy or paste but I'm gonna try, I'm in!

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Post by el toro » Fri Apr 25, 2008 3:01 pm

bring it on beeeeeotch

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Post by SnyperEye » Fri Apr 25, 2008 3:46 pm

SnyperEye grabs Preacherman's herbal essence scented hair and pulls him back and cuts in line.

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Post by Soca Warrior » Fri Apr 25, 2008 5:57 pm

SnyperEye wrote:SnyperEye grabs Preacherman's herbal essence scented hair and pulls him back and cuts in line.
:smt044 :smt044 :smt044 :smt044

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Post by jOnNiE » Sat Apr 26, 2008 10:51 pm

somebody photoshop me a weiner

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Post by el toro » Sat Apr 26, 2008 11:14 pm

Image

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Post by *Manimal » Sun Apr 27, 2008 1:33 am

*Manimal is in

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Post by jOnNiE » Sun Apr 27, 2008 10:19 am

el toro wrote:Image
:smt044

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Post by sasquatch » Sun Apr 27, 2008 6:11 pm

Can you also Photoshop a weiner for SnyperPie?

<– still giggling at Snypee's avatar

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Post by hoodie » Mon Apr 28, 2008 12:58 pm

I can dig it. :)

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Post by n00less cluebie » Mon Apr 28, 2008 1:44 pm

Lemme know when we're having an MS Paint faceoff. I totally made this cool-ass avatar with it!

∞ n00less cluebie has da M4D $KILLZ!

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Post by RandomGuy » Mon Apr 28, 2008 1:51 pm

n00less cluebie wrote:Lemme know when we're having an MS Paint faceoff. I totally made this cool-ass avatar with it!

∞ n00less cluebie has da M4D $KILLZ!
Amateur - check this dude out: http://youtube.com/watch?v=uk2sPl_Z7ZU

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Post by compton nick » Mon Apr 28, 2008 4:17 pm

IM IN BROS!

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Post by Enokrad » Mon Apr 28, 2008 7:29 pm

Count me in too.

/me is looking for the application form.

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Post by *Manimal » Tue Apr 29, 2008 8:57 pm

Uh, maybe you missed, but Im in. Look up!

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Post by el toro » Tue Apr 29, 2008 11:47 pm

sasquatch wrote:Can you also Photoshop a weiner for SnyperPie?

<– still giggling at Snypee's avatar
Image

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Post by sasquatch » Mon May 05, 2008 2:35 am

I'd like to play, but I have a very busy May coming up. I am moving in with my psychic girlfriend the 21st thru the 31st and I have trips every weekend until then. Sign me up though! I can always "tide out" if needed :o

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Post by The Wontrob » Mon May 05, 2008 2:56 am

wow, only 4 out of 13 make it? I would have gone with 8....



Then again, the length of my chess tournament has yet to be rivaled and I would hate to lose my rep...

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Post by Enokrad » Tue May 06, 2008 1:20 am

do we post them here or in the cage thread?
finished my wild west one.
the 20x6 is left (/me is thinking star wars but that is in a galaxy far far away)

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Post by my wife hates me » Tue May 06, 2008 1:49 am

Enokrad wrote:do we post them here or in the cage thread?
Post them in the cage thread.

Enokrad wrote:... the 20x6 is left (/me is thinking star wars but that is in a galaxy far far away)
Let your imagination soar brotha!

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Post by Kef » Tue May 06, 2008 11:55 am

Right, I see where this is going.

I'm dropping out and I want a new rule stating that they should leave me out of their entries, kind of sick and tired to be ridiculed in 80% of the entries.


With regards, and don't make me send my lawyer, Kef.

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Post by n00less cluebie » Tue May 06, 2008 12:05 pm

hmmm.... do you feel that Preach's entry is aimed at ridiculing you? Or are you just afraid that the entries will just continue in that fashion?

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Post by jwd » Tue May 06, 2008 12:10 pm

n00less cluebie wrote:hmmm.... do you feel that Preach's entry is aimed at ridiculing you? Or are you just afraid that the entries will just continue in that fashion?
Do a forum search for past Luxshoppes n00less... The answers you seek await you there...



jwd pours Kef drink of his choice....



jwd

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Post by Kef » Tue May 06, 2008 12:33 pm

Whiskey on the rocks please


n00, what jwd said :)

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Post by Preacherman » Tue May 06, 2008 12:35 pm

Kef wrote:Right, I see where this is going.

I'm dropping out and I want a new rule stating that they should leave me out of their entries, kind of sick and tired to be ridiculed in 80% of the entries.


With regards, and don't make me send my lawyer, Kef.
That's not ridicule! You have your own laser blaster and everything...it's Luxshoppe, we all signed up expecting to have to deal with a little mockery. It's not like I put you in a pink bunny suit or anything.

But of course - if you want me to remove it, just let me know and I will. I did actually have a second space one ready without you in it, I just thought this one was funnier...

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