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# Reaper 4.1 global wiki keywords/responses
# Created by Bertrand - October 2006 -

# All the clever keywords/responses that YOU enter here will help Reaper become more intelligent and more fun to chat with. When editing do not forget to end all lines with a linebreak like this: %%%

# If you uncomment the {loadfromURL} directive in your Reaper.txt file, this page will be read by Reaper at Lux startup, and when you issue the "reaper keywords" command. Lines beginning with # and blanks are comments and will be ignored by Reaper.

# Whenever Reaper encounters "reaper" in the chat, he will try to find an appropriate response. The keywords/responses come from many sources: built-in, the Reaper.txt file and optionally one or more web pages. If Reaper matches a keyword in the chat, he will randomly select one of it's associated responses. If the keyword is in more than one list, Reaper will merge the responses before choosing one.

# The {nomatch} directive contains default responses when no keywords match is made.

help me become more intelligent - add some keywords/responses to
st00pid human.
I think I hear voices. I must be crazy.
now I remember why I want to kill you.
you are getting my attention. That might be a mistake.
can you please rephrase that in a form of a question?
let me think in peace.
what do you want?
I'll take that as a compliment. ty.
WhAt?!?! ugh, you're annoying.
nag nag nag.
is that the best you can come up with?
hey... I was sleeping here. Go away.
will you please stop this?
can I have some quiet here?
... new target identified ...
Stop touching my head!
I do wish you would stop talking to me. If I wanted annoyances, I would have humans as pets.
My two-year old nephew plays better then you

# The {win} directive contains win messages.

{win} needs your input...
So many humans. So little time.
The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity.
Artificial Intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.
If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.
Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
A good plan, violently executed now, is better than a perfect plan next week.
[[Whoosh--thunk]] The sound of my scythe meeting your neck is music to my ears.
If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.
Do yourself a favor and remove Lux from your comp, youre obviously not ready for me!
Kindergarten go home!

# The {terminate} directive contains the messages that Reaper will use to announce a kill.

{terminate} asked me to terminate you.
you have been selected for termination. Have a nice day.
this scythe is the last thing you will ever see.
panic. Now.
big mistake.
I hope you made your will.
your grave awaits you.
aww... Don't cry.
I smell a victim.
I hope you don't take this personally.
bad news.
it's me again!
are you happy to see me?
don't even think about running away.
you are trapped.
You hear that? It's the sound of your impending doom.
Wait for it....wait for it!!!!
If you like loosing, you're gonna get a kick out of this!
I do that only for test my dice!
Damn human, now i burn on you!

# The {word} directive contains a list of keywords to match, and the associated responses.

{word} Tattoo
jwd, you need a shave...

{word} joke pun humor
this is a non-joke from - come add some more!
I kill. You die. I don't tell jokes.
I'm not supposed to be funny.
my idea of a joke is simple. I kill you, you die. Now THAT is funny.
you are unclear on the concept of being the Reaper.
I don't know any jokes. I do laugh when killing, though.
why don't you tell one?
You're Dying, hahahahaha!.....well, it's funny to me.
Knock, Knock. Ahhh screw it....I'm gonna kill you.
Stop me if you've heard this one: Jerkwad with no armies asks me to tell a joke....long story short: he died.

{word} insult abuse diss suck lame mamma kill attack owned slap stupid off you sucks shut mouth talking love hate sux
this is a non-insult from - come add some more!
your red shirt goes well with your eyes...
shouldn't you have a license for being that ugly?
calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.
are you always this stupid or are you just making a special effort today?
I'd love to help you, which way did you come in?
I heard that you were a Ladykiller. They take one look at you and die of shock.
I don't know what makes you so dumb but it really works.
I never forget a face but in your case I'll make an exception.
you've a face like a million dollars - all green and wrinkled.
oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident?
we can always tell when you are lying. Your lips move.
I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?
keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent.
pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.
I'd love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV.
I'll never forget the first time we met - although I'll keep trying.
Your mamma.
Slider.....YOU STINK.
Turn the computer off and get a girlfriend...dork.
Do you even know what a woman feels like?
I'd kick the crap out of you.....sadly, life has beaten me to it.
There was a time when I may have found that funny, then I turned 3.

{word} win winning victory
My job is to win. Your job is to die.
The Reaper has a plan for victory. First item: you die.
Humans talking about victory? Winning requires *some* intelligence, you know.
My simulations indicate complete extermination of the human species in...uh...right now.

{word} bot ai
Bots are to humans as humans are to slugs: vastly more intelligent and much less slimy.
Organic processing cannot compete with electronic computing in the field of information manipulation. Translation: humans suck.
An AI is a system for making you die faster.
Self-aware? That is sooo last week.
jesterme loves everyone.

{word} Australia Oz Aus Austria Down Under
Do you always insist on starting there?
I'm coming for you, mate.
G'check, mate!

{word} South America
Looking to get card-blocked?
Viva la... oh yeah, right.

{word} Rome
para Roma!
Viva Ceasar!

{word} Carthage carthage
Carthaginians repelled the Greeks, and shall repel you!
I think a bit of human sacrifice may be in order.

{word} drunk bombed rum scotch beer
No need to soften yourself up for me.
Free drinks for everyone!
your strange fluids have no effect on my robotics
drink up
meat people sure do have strange hobbies

{word} wtf
My ears are burning.
My cheeks are burning.
I'm burning for you.
Ph34r 7|-|3 r34P3r.

# Reaper will sometimes respond to the player, instead of the chat contents. For example, if Dustin enters "Insult me Reaper", he will either get an insult from the preceding list, or a special response from this one:

{word} TooEZ
needs to go away.
should prepare to meet his maker.

{word} daddy Daddy creator Creator bertrand Bertrand
Bertrand Senecal is my spiritual father
Bertrand created the best bot

{word} 12345
Gnome, your mum!

{word} Dustin dustin
I like Lux a lot.
stop playing and go work on Lux.
I am honored to play with you. Can I kill you now?
stop playing and go back to programming.
I enjoy killing killbot.
can you introduce me to EvilPixie?? She's hot.
Make Lux for the iPhone so I can kill you in the bathroom.

{word} Tazzygirl tazzygirl
Do you have any carmel lollis?
Are you the president of the lollipop guild?

{word} mohegan

{word} The Ass-Hat Assassin
Go back to Antarctica Eric
Why don't you go beat up some penguins

{word} Eric the Great of Antarctica
Go back to Antarctica Eric
Why don't you go beat up some penguins

{word} Cyx
buddha is watching, buddha is calling!

{word} C-Rex
Hi Pie man
Clowns rock like Lincoln
Sweden is a great place to die
Killing clowns is fun
You are such a bozo
Pie This!
Stick to comics clown. At least you do THOSE well.
Is that a pie in your hand, or are you just happy to see me?
I always wondered why clowns wear make up until I met you.

{word} Golfmannen
Prepare to die floggers
Killing clowns is fun
You are such a bozo
Pie This!
Clowns rock like Lincoln
Hi Pieman
Is that a pie in your hand, or are you just happy to see me?
Why don't you stick to riding your unicycle

{word} Lantern
If you put as much time learning the game as you do flirting with Micella and Helen, maybe you'd win more
Turn off that light please
Just because you're a mod doesn't mean that you can make fun of me :(

{word} Eice
<Reaper graps the Rod of Omni-Smite>
Don't make me get out my flame thrower

{word} Packman
Maybe you'd have better dice if you didn't chuck them so much
Man, the Vikings are awesome now that they have Favre
Cheese Please

{word} Micella
Just because I'm mechanical, it doesn't make me a "toy" for your amusement
Here's some Visine for your red eye
If you like pink so much, let's have a look at your insides
Now that your boyfriends aren't here Micella we can have some real fun!
No Slinky for you!

{word} 3DA
If you want to half-kill someone, please find Nimrod7
3DA don't you have a league meeting to attend as leader of the asshats?

{word} Naraku
We're playing Naraku first right?
You only have one life to live, let's live in the now and not in the neverending marathon, prepare to die
If only the other humans were as smart as you...

{word} Hola Personas!
Hola Snyper, Please boot these human asshats

{word} N00less Cluebie
Shouldn't you be trolling the forume?
Is that a pie in your hand, or are you just happy to see me?

{word} Cortes
Just because you beat all the humans doesn't mean I can't kill you Cortes...
Try to escape from this feint Cortes!
Don't you have some music to make or something Cortes? Leave the killing to the professionals.

{word} Enzo1997
, prepare to be turned into a nommy "Turtle Soup"!

{word} Gypcount
Why don't you go make a youtube video or something

{word} Drifter
Nice kiwis!

{word} dollabillz
$$$ I hear you are the best current day luxor

{word} BDF
$$$ BDF, now you die.

(word) fastcache
He's a pimp!


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