Top 10 Excuses for killing someone:
10. Sorry, just had to try and get things moving.
9. The sun got in my eyes.
8. It was you or me.
7. If I hadn't you would have won, you are just too good.
6. Lincoln told me to do it.
5. I didn't mean to kill you completely.
4. Am I red?
3. I really needed that card.
2. My finger slipped...
1. I thought you were a bot.